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[Iron Hamster]

LMAO! You just know he had a phantom limb syndrome chubby.

 

[Law]

The cats are the only sympathetic members of Casa Autogynephilia and I'm rooting for them.

 

[James Howlett]

LMAO! You just know he had a phantom limb syndrome chubby.

That's actually a horrifying concept, phantom boner syndrome. Or would be but since its Kevin suffering and not someone I can show empathy towards, its more of a tragic comedy.

 

[Neko GF]

Kevin goes another anger-filled rant about le evil cishets:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1336017622765240321 (Archive)

Something tells me that someone who once an ally dropped the label and sighted Kevin as the main reason why. And who could blame them. Kevin and his associates are the best arguments against the idea that troonery is normal. He is the ultimate troon stereotype.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Fine by me. I would have considered myself an 'ally' at one point long ago, but whatever. If Ellen Page never existed then neither did ally-me.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

A deep-thunk,did kevvie pre-order the troonicide sim that is Cyberpunk 2077?

At this cruical moment for the human race,was he an ally or a consooomer

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin goes another anger-filled rant about le evil cishets:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1336017622765240321 (Archive)

Something tells me that someone who once an ally dropped the label and sighted Kevin as the main reason why. And who could blame them. Kevin and his associates are the best arguments against the idea that troonery is normal. He is the ultimate troon stereotype.

Well Kevryn, this is how you turn allies away and get stuck with virtue signallers huffing their own farts.

AND THIS IS WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING:

Fucking lunatic faggots. (archive) Surprise surprise, KevKev retwatted this and is cooming in the thread.

In other news, Troon Bonne is doing dumb things as well.

(archive)

Wash your fucking truck every once in a while FFS. This isn't an oldschool Mercedes Benz G-Classe or a Land Rover Defender, this is going to rust and rot eventually.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Troons talking about vaginal depth like men comparing dick sizes "How deep is your vagina" said no woman ever.

 

[local killjoy]

Throwing this twitter, that I mentioned a few pages back, out there because 1. he's an absolute joke and he's gone under the radar of this thread for far too long and 2. he's another lowlife loser on the ranch that does nothing. If you can get through the awful discourse of shit that makes no sense to normal humans, you're in for a treat (he tweets as two people and has made up pronouns!). He tweets constantly and begs every month like clockwork. It's also good to have for archival purposes, probably.

Enjoy!

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

AND THIS IS WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING:
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Fucking lunatic faggots. (archive) Surprise surprise, KevKev retwatted this and is cooming in the thread.

Note the lack of citations, so here, let me help! I've passed more than one college-level biology course, which is more than these troons have.

A neovagina isn't going to get any deeper under any circumstances ever. This is part of how doctors will not be fooled--and it's part of why they're so reliably disappointments. They're not built of muscle, nor even the same kind of muscle.

You see, the vagina with arousal gains depth--easily six inches, and it definitely can handle more. How do we know this?

Well.

You see what's given as the average length of a neovagina?

Guess what the average length of a dick is.

(Also, on another note, a neovagina hasn't the nerve supply--not only is it easier to find something that won't fit, you're not likely to feel the damage, and...well. If you were wondering what could be worse than the amhole... So yeah, Kev's attitude towards dilation could be worse, but the lack of sensation? That is normal. It's just a cheap knockoff of a fleshlight, made of meat and installed permanently.)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well Kevryn, this is how you turn allies away and get stuck with virtue signallers huffing their own farts.

AND THIS IS WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING:
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Fucking lunatic faggots. (archive) Surprise surprise, KevKev retwatted this and is cooming in the thread.

In other news, Troon Bonne is doing dumb things as well.

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Wash your fucking truck every once in a while FFS. This isn't an oldschool Mercedes Benz G-Classe or a Land Rover Defender, this is going to rust and rot eventually.

Not sure why Boner is surprised that a truck he got to do work with, can actually be used to haul stuff.

 

[homewayhalf]

The cats are the only sympathetic members of Casa Autogynephilia and I'm rooting for them.

Personally I’m a big fan of the ranch dogs. Remember when Kevin went on a rant because one of them knocked over his toy and broke it? Based af.

 

[Miss Misery]

The cats are the only sympathetic members of Casa Autogynephilia and I'm rooting for them.

I think the alpacas are more sympathetic. They're domesticated farm beasties who need to be fed and cared for... cats, as much as I love them, can often fend for themselves. If you don't feed a housecat that shares your domicile they tell you about. Incessantly. If you don't feed an alpaca that's out to pasture or locked in a tiny garage hundreds of feet from your house... how long would it take to remember?

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In other news, Troon Bonne is doing dumb things as well.

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Wash your fucking truck every once in a while FFS. This isn't an oldschool Mercedes Benz G-Classe or a Land Rover Defender, this is going to rust and rot eventually.

BFD, last month I saw a woman in her 70s driving down the road with a rectangular (not square) bale of hay in the trunk of her mid-90s Toyota Tercel. She's the goddamn unicorn... y'all troons are just goats.

 

[Humpty hump]

Pennywise abandoned his wife and son. When dads troon out it can be really awful for their families. I'd feel bad for him but knowing that he probably put them through emotional hell and doesn't pay child support or try to be there for his kid in any way makes it so I really don't. He built his troon nest, now he can lie in it.

Hearing that Pennywise ditched his wife and kid especially just completely tanks my already low opinion of him. If it's the case that he doesn't even pay child support then honestly he might be the worst of the bunch.

I wish we had more info on them.

Not to mention married a woman, fathered a child by her, and appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, a relatively well-adjusted dude for the majority of his adult life. But given that hie's turned himself into a literal castrato and his options are now limited to fellow troons, asexuality might be a tempting exit.

You forgot the part where he abandoned his wife and newborn child by joining the army

Penny actually made multiple blog posts back in 2018 detailing his entire life story. They were archived earlier in this thread:

This is from penny's steemit (archive)
Got very drunk and archived most of it, has some transition updates from a couple of years ago, him making a lot of selfies in the employee bathroom and storeroom of Target where he was the guest service manager.
Childhood and being gay
Accidentily fathering a son, joining the army
childhood trauma, burn out from being a crypto broker, the penny troon saga starts

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I think the alpacas are more sympathetic. They're domesticated farm beasties who need to be fed and cared for... cats, as much as I love them, can often fend for themselves. If you don't feed a housecat that shares your domicile they tell you about. Incessantly. If you don't feed an alpaca that's out to pasture or locked in a tiny garage hundreds of feet from your house... how long would it take to remember?

About as long as it takes the alpaca to kick its way to you, screaming.

Alpacas are camels' fuzzier American cousins.

Which actually makes me a bit more confident that they're probably still alive, that and the hay tweet...

 

[Miss Misery]

About as long as it takes the alpaca to kick its way to you, screaming.

Alpacas are camels' fuzzier American cousins.

Which actually makes me a bit more confident that they're probably still alive, that and the hay tweet...

Fair, but if you're not leaving the geodesic dome then how do the alpacas make their displeasure known?

(You're right about the hay tweet though. Either way, I'm still more worried about the alpacas than the cats. And I'm more worried about the chickens than the alpacas. Chickens aren't hugely fond of cold weather and I don't remember seeing a picture of their chicken shelter... just the shitty one that they built for someone else. Which leads me to believe that the coop on the tranch is even worse.)

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Fair, but if you're not leaving the geodesic dome then how do the alpacas make their displeasure known?

(You're right about the hay tweet though. Either way, I'm still more worried about the alpacas than the cats. And I'm more worried about the chickens than the alpacas. Chickens aren't hugely fond of cold weather and I don't remember seeing a picture of their chicken shelter... just the shitty one that they built for someone else. Which leads me to believe that the coop on the tranch is even worse.)

I don't think you'd miss it easily?

As for the care, from the Alpaca Owner's Association:

Are alpacas easy to care for?​

They are a small and relatively easy livestock to maintain. They stand about 36' high at the withers (where the neck and spine come together); weigh between 100 to 200 pounds; and establish easy-to-manage, communal dung piles. The alpacas need basic shelter and protection from heat and foul weather, just like other types of livestock, and they also require certain vaccinations and anti-parasitic medicines. Their fleece is sheared once a year to keep them cool in summer. Additionally, their toenails need to be trimmed on an as-needed basis to ensure proper foot alignment and comfort. Interestingly, alpacas do not have hooves — instead, they have two toes, with hard toenails on top and a soft pad on the bottom of their feet, which minimizes their effect on pastures and makes them an "environmentally friendly" animal.

(Same. Except I've known chickens well enough that I have no intention of raising my own ever.)

 

[Cool Spot]

Kevin's fursona vs him:
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That isn't Kev-Kev's true and honest fursona:
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This is a much more accurate comparison. While Kev's outdated fursona is pretty ugly, the true and honest one fully captures his personality and grotesque form.

I wonder if Kev knows that he has the power to change his fursona at any time, nothing is stopping him but his own laziness.

 

[Enoby Way]

Real lesbians have sex dreams about old men and tell everyone they loved it.

I think Kevin's sexuality is just a constantly moving, dripping target.

 

[Monolith]

I'll send feet pics to anyone who tells me a fetish that Kevin doesn't have.

This offer extends to him, of course.