🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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David Spadem said:
This shit ain’t funny, next
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I disagree.
 
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It's really magical how intertwined in all this mess Dax is. Ralph (his best friend) tried to coerce Faith (Who he hooked up with at Dax's dream house) into a threesome (likely in a attempt to emulate Dax's "chad" behavior) with the ex girlfriend of the degenerate that prompted Dax to tirelessly defend pedophilia for several months. It's poetic.
 
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David Spadem said:
Even with daily leaks, This shits starting to get old and boring.
The Threads a complete wash with the amount of autism being flung around, making the already large page count even worse.

At this point I’d honestly be better off browsing IP2 and the collection of IRL Cows they bring, there’d at least be less retards infighting about sources and clout and more retards making funny original content.

“This shit ain’t funny, next”
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what the fuck are you TALKING about? You made this same post like 6 pages ago, you're just adding to the faggotry.
 
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I don't believe any of this. Literally none of it. Faith, Ralph, and Pantsu have all been hinting that they've been manipulating the haters throughout all of Arizona. Ralph calls us his hype squad, and Pantsu claims she had faiths permission to be flirty in order to fuel speculation, etc, etc, so on and so fourth. Too many examples to bother listing of them admitting to playing games with the haydurs.

And, yes, before you ask: I do believe they're weird enough to lie about such crazy things just to pull peoples strings and watch them dance. These are some of the most degenerate people we've collectively laid eyes upon, so don't pretend its somehow outside their moral perveance. Unless you think a crying wolf meth head, shit sniffing alcoholic, and the manliest pedophile we've ever seen are above lying.

Also, Ralph has recently come out and stated that he doesn't give a fuck about what little optics he has anymore. He'll block people, take down videos, etc.

Give me your rainbows and hurr durr Occams razor quote-garbage if you want, but this drama skeeves me out and doesn't sit right with my gut. It's too convenient for our entertainment. I cannot imagine a more perfect explosion of bait than this. None of it clicks right with these peoples' usual patter of behavior when things are going south.

Ralph is posting silly tongue in cheek religious quotes instead of lashing out? Gator isn't being a cringe guard dog? Weird shit, bro.

I wouldn't be surprised if the last calendar leak is them admitting this was all a gayop and you've all been dabbed on epic style. Ralph will laugh at all the 'traitors' who revealed themselves and got blocked and then do a massive Christmas show revealing how the farms is full of alogs. The shark toothed whore will return to ralphs home after Christmas, and Pantsu will show up on more IRL streams and continue being ugly.

The only wrench in my theory is Papa Vickers. I didn't believe his twitter was real, but now that the siie is being used again it has to be him. Everyone has been so mean to his daughter that he probably dislikes the farms now and he's so desperate to get her back that I wouldn't be surprised if he does whatever she says just so she plays ball. I don't know if everyone is involved in this seven dimensional chess, but I feel like something weird is going on.

Remember, frens: nothing ever happens.

Also, despite them all apparently being at war, Pantsu is still working for Ralph and taking down videos on his behalf? Hmmm.

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ClipBitch said:
I don't believe any of this. Literally none of it. Faith, Ralph, and Pantsu have all been hinting that they've been manipulating the haters throughout all of Arizona. Ralph calls us his hype squad, and Pantsu claims she had faiths permission to be flirty in order to fuel speculation, etc, etc, so on and so fourth. Too many examples to bother listing of them admitting to playing games with the haydurs.

And, yes, before you ask: I do believe they're weird enough to lie about such crazy things just to pull peoples strings and watch them dance. These are some of the most degenerate people we've collectively laid eyes upon, so don't pretend its somehow outside their moral perveance. Unless you think a crying wolf meth head, shit sniffing alcoholic, and the manliest pedophile we've ever seen are above lying.

Give me your rainbows and hurr durr Occams razor quote-garbage if you want, but this drama skeeves me out and doesn't sit right with my gut. It's too convenient for our entertainment. I cannot imagine a more perfect explosion of bait than this. None of it clicks right with these peoples' usual patter of behavior when things are going south.

Ralph is posting silly tongue in cheek religious quotes instead of lashing out? Gator isn't being a cringe guard dog? Weird shit, bro.

I wouldn't be surprised if the last calendar leak is them admitting this was all a gayop and you've all been dabbed on epic style. Ralph will laugh at all the 'traitors' who revealed themselves and got blocked and then do a massive Christmas show revealing how the farms is full of alogs. The shark toothed whore will return to ralphs home after Christmas, and Pantsu will show up on more IRL streams and continue being ugly.

The only wrench in my theory is Papa Vickers. I didn't believe his twitter was real, but now that the side is being used again it has to be him. Everyone has been so mean to his daughter that he probably dislikes the farms now and he's so desperate to get her back that I wouldn't be surprised if he does whatever she says just so she plays ball. I don't know if everyone is involved in this seven dimensional chess, but I feel like something weird is going on.

Remember, frens: nothing ever happens.

Also, despite them all apparently being at war, Pantsu is still working for Ralph and taking down videos on his behalf? Hmmm.

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If it's a gay op, than its the fucking Freddy Mercury of gay ops. If Ralph, Faith, and Vickers have fabricated this grand opera of leaks and sex tapes and weird irl streaming events then it's a god damn master stroke. If this is all fake then they are all wonderfully entertaining people and I can do nothing but thank them for this spectacle.
 
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Today's show was just the pig reading twitter shit, thirsting over some crazy whore, whining about vaccines, sperging out about Bernie Sanders and his neetbux, then having tardski coming on talking about Jews and space and space Jews.

Apparently, because some vaccine can cause some conditions that Ralph cannot pronounce at all, it's bad. The coof and the common flu has tiny tiny chances to cause really fucked up shit, usually among very fucked up people to begin with... so? Well the gunt is obese and Andy does drugs already, so their paranoia doesn't come out of the blue.

Tardski said there's galaxies billions times larger than the milky way.
Some estimates suggests that IC 1101 is 6 million light-years in diameter. To give you some idea of what that means, the Milky Way is just 100,000 light-years in diameter.
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6 million, fitting.
So 60 times larger than ours, based on a liberal estimate.

Wonder what video game taught tardski astrophysics.

Oh, forgot one major thing. @PhoBingas was flagged down by the Memphis Pig using that fake Nora email. I remember briefly seeing the pig's forehead shine, illustrating that he just switched from whatever webpage he was on likely in dark mode to a brighter one. So, KF's default theme is dark-ish, and YouTube's is brighter. The pig was lurking in the thread, and decided to retroactively flag the unlisted restream, on air.

The pig also bragged about his (potential) ability put together an RV trip that "will be entertaining". Do it Ralph, dance for us.
 
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