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How do you know someone's trans? They'll tell you.
(Ok that joke might not work with troons since zero of them pass)
(Ok that joke might not work with troons since zero of them pass)
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Urinary infections.........amirite guys and gals.......
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I'm seeing a lot of people throwing the classic "ITS NOT A FETISH GUYZ!!!" meme around the past week including in those radfem screen caps, but we must remember that Kevin gave a list of reasons to troon out and "transition because it's your fetish" was included on that sinister list with no dissenting responses from his fellow troons.
I'm not gonna go find the screenshot because it was quite a while ago, but certainly Kevin's thread is the wrong one to use that meme.
I'm not gonna go find the screenshot because it was quite a while ago, but certainly Kevin's thread is the wrong one to use that meme.
Prolego
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They have to boast about the depth because that's all they've got. And just as most trannies only get close to passing when photographed from a particular angle, with the right lighting etc. so is it with their neovaginas. Real vaginas are tough little beasts. They're naturally held in place by their shape and by the organs they're attached to, with almost no ligaments limiting their movement. Poke a penis at them from almost any angle and they'll take it. The limiting factors are more likely to be where do your legs go, are you both balanced, and does this feel comfortable.
Penises aren't designed to be skinned, gutted, and poked up inside the abdomen. If that's all the surgeons did then they'd soon fall out and end up looking like deflated wind-sock arm-penises. To keep them inside, the surgeon first of all ties a knot to close off the end, but then anchors that closed off end to a suitable point. The depth they're all boasting about is only if you measure by aiming straight at the knot. Go in at the wrong angle and not only will you not get as far, but you will also put all sorts of lateral stresses on the anchor that it's not designed for. Hence all the fussing around they do to get the right angle for dilation.
I wonder if the over-sexed fetishists who go in for this operation, dreaming about being raped and gang-banged by dozens of horny sailors, are warned beforehand that the only sort of penetrative sex they are likely to be able to tolerate will be of the plainest, softest and slowest missionary position sort. Given the sort of bollocks we know that the doctors spout, I'm guessing no.
caonima
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Go dilate.
I'm most looking forward to updates from their recycling saga. Will it all go well? Will they end up dumping trash all over their ranch? Will Kevkev have to do some actual work for a change!? The possibilities are endless.
BallBuster
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Kevin Retweeted his latest ebeg tweet. Guessing things aren’t going too well in the grifting world.
farttpott
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It's hardly even begging now. It's deluded entitlement that he thinks people will just genuinely keep sending him money for nothing. Can't wait till he goes all transportation advisor from Sim City 2000 when he's getting just a few dollars.
Hey cissies, if you call yourself allies, you better get the $64.88 I need into my PayPal before this Transformers plushie preorder ends at midnight!!!!
Hey cissies, if you call yourself allies, you better get the $64.88 I need into my PayPal before this Transformers plushie preorder ends at midnight!!!!
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I'm surprised he doesn't do the Cyberpunk 2077 troon e-beg tactic: Pretending Cyberpunk 2077 is transphobic & demanding reperations from gamers.
Yep, some troons are really doing this.
Yep, some troons are really doing this.
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Sweet, another AGP Kevie tweet to show my girlfriend so she can sigh in disgust and not give me any later.
What a strange relationship we have with Kevin.
Incidentally I went on Kevin's twitter yesterday morning to try and observe the creature through an unbiased lens (present company excluded), and the very first tweet (at the time) I saw was him retweeting this degeneracy discourse.
https://twitter.com/QSKSw/status/1335833095115862016
(I see no reason to archive, and you're not missing anything.)
Whether you believe in a God or you believe in Nature, maybe at some point you need to realize that all this is is God's/Nature's way of telling you what you're doing isn't natural. I mean holy fuck what else is there left to "fix" with surgery at that point? That list reads like a parody. You're basically mutilating your body top to bottom. Maybe this is Nature's way of telling you, humanity was never meant to do this. Any of this. Maybe if you need to chop yourself up head to toe and pump yourself full of synthetic hormones, you just might be overextending yourself against Nature. Spoiler alert, Nature always fucking wins. (Just remove a fucking rib already so you can suck your own dick, it'd be a lot less surgery and you'd probably knock out a fetish or two.)
The fact that open-secret groomers like Kevin are openly saying they want this for kids is what legitimately makes me angry at him and makes me wish an alpaca gets a little too hungry one day and gives him the Ramsay Bolton ending. I've chimped about this before but this needs to be seen in the same light as pedophile groomers are seen. "Oh you're not like other boys? Haha maybe you're trans!
" should be treated the same as "Oh you're so mature for your age, ever had Mike's Hard Lemonade? (: haha" Both classes of people are trying to permanently ruin an adolescent's life.
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Everyone is welcome on the farms.
Faggots who can’t control themself’s and make what they do with their genitalia apart of their conversations are normally not welcome.
I don’t give a shit what you identify in iRL, but here your a kiwi who is here to observe, laugh and document. Your getting the TMI and autistic stickers a lot because you are acting like a brain dead tranny.
Being a gender bender gets you no bonus points here, remember, “if you feel you need to prove your better than Kevin then your probably not”
I understand you want to denounce the trans “community” but you don't have to. Anyone with two brain cells know it’s not a cohesive community by its very nature and is doomed to eat itself, just sit back and enjoy.
dont fucking go near SRS, I am being 100%, I know I may come off as bias or brainwashed against it but honestly don’t, just think of me of a time traveler from the future. I hope your Transition makes you more money and happiness then without it, don’t forget to save your money and invest in your future, make sure your skill in life is profitable and doesn’t use you being a gender bender as a crutch because the only gold that gets you is Reddit gold
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I still can't fucking believe there are people who think this is a decision a child should be able to make. Like, if they walk into a tattoo shop they'll be denied because "they aren't old enough to make a decision like that", even though it is possible and fairly easy to cover up or remove a tattoo, later, but you can't unfuck your body after pumping it full of hormones. Twenty years from now we're going to see a lot more lawsuits because some doctor didn't think twice before telling a ten year old that they could do this, because this is an expensive, lifelong procedure, that they can make a shitload of money from.
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We've finally found the tranny equivalent of "i'm not like other girls". Look, the only reason to post this is to try and get our approval for yourself or others like you, and/or to try and find common ground. And if you're trying to prove yourself to a bunch of autists on the internet who waste time on people like Kevin Gibes, what does that say about how seriously we should take you?
What you said also suggests there is a point (being compared to Kevin) at which being trans is not worth it to you, which makes anyone reading it wonder if transitioning is really that necessary to your life and to you being who you are. After all, you didn't say it made you want to kill yourself or not leave the house, just that you wanted to detransition. So at some point life non-transitioned would make you feel better?
Was it really your last and only option or did you go through it all for nothing? Depending on how one approaches this site, it is either infinitely funny that you did that transition for nothing, or infinitely sad.
Many people in this thread distinguish between transsexuals and troons (some do consider any trans person a troon), we've had such a discussion several times over this thread's past. But he is the prime AGP type and we're here to laugh at him and all the other AGPs on the Tranch so that's the main topic of discussion.
If you want to be taken more seriously as a trans person, start encouraging open critique of people like Kevin. Demonstrate that you're trying to clean house or don't complain that you're not being taken seriously.
Trans people are welcome on the farms. Insincere power-levellers seeking asspats for just existing without being publically disgusting are not. And keep in mind one of the main complaints about troons is that they are attention whores who make everything about themselves.
This is a much more real, interesting and relevant discussion. You're not just saying random shit you don't mean to represent your community and seek asspats here. You're talking about actual problems in the trans community as demonstrated by lolcows, from a different perspective than the one normally taken.
Some people will consider this powerlevelling because you revealed some information about yourself/your life, and that's the risk you take every time you do do so. Others will be more interested in this perspective because it is thoughtful and won't care about the PL because it still adds a new take on Kevin, or adds to an existing one. But remember, ultimately this thread is not about you, it is not about your community. It is about the Amhole, and the Amhole is greater than us all. Anything that adds value to the thread about Kevin is going to be generally well-received.
With that over, regarding the Amhole, I would like to know the extent of its power and have some genuine questions for you. What was it about the amhole that changed your mind about SRS so drastically? Why didn't you just dismiss it as a bad result unlikely to happen to you? Have you mentioned this to anyone else you know and what was their reaction?
Welcome to the farms ❤ enjoy your stay, and get used to "unacceptable" language. We can't see who we're saying it to, so it's all just words here.
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I'll be lenient and give them breast implants, vaginoplasty and FFS. They're not necessary but I get the motivation behind wanting them. The other four are just excessive. What benefits could you possibly get from surgically altering your ribs or hips? Why can't you just get vocal training? Do some squats? Jesus, put some effort in pretending to be a woman and maybe you'd realize how pointless that list is.
But hey if you want to burn money mutilating yourself, fucking go for it. Maybe they'll kill themselves faster.
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For being such an expensive procedure the results of FFS are wholly underwhelming and entirely unnoticeable. Besides, Amhole (pbuh) is going to need much more than just a few bone shavings to fix that head of his.
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He barely passes as a man, let alone a woman.
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Sweet, another AGP Kevie tweet to show my girlfriend so she can sigh in disgust and not give me any later.
What a strange relationship we have with Kevin.
Incidentally I went on Kevin's twitter yesterday morning to try and observe the creature through an unbiased lens (present company excluded), and the very first tweet (at the time) I saw was him retweeting this degeneracy discourse.
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https://twitter.com/QSKSw/status/1335833095115862016
(I see no reason to archive, and you're not missing anything.)
Whether you believe in a God or you believe in Nature, maybe at some point you need to realize that all this is is God's/Nature's way of telling you what you're doing isn't natural. I mean holy fuck what else is there left to "fix" with surgery at that point? That list reads like a parody. You're basically mutilating your body top to bottom. Maybe this is Nature's way of telling you, humanity was never meant to do this. Any of this. Maybe if you need to chop yourself up head to toe and pump yourself full of synthetic hormones, you just might be overextending yourself against Nature. Spoiler alert, Nature always fucking wins. (Just remove a fucking rib already so you can suck your own dick, it'd be a lot less surgery and you'd probably knock out a fetish or two.)
The fact that open-secret groomers like Kevin are openly saying they want this for kids is what legitimately makes me angry at him and makes me wish an alpaca gets a little too hungry one day and gives him the Ramsay Bolton ending. I've chimped about this before but this needs to be seen in the same light as pedophile groomers are seen. "Oh you're not like other boys? Haha maybe you're trans!
Yeah, it's almost as if nature doesn't actually make mistakes when there are no mutations or congenital anomalies present...
dollyllama
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I brought it up because I found it relevant. Plenty of people disclose that they’re autistic on here. How is they any different?
Did I mention my genitals once? No. Seems like you’re more concerned about what’s in my pants than I am. Who said I wanted to fuck with my dick? It’s the one part of me that’s Chad. I literally only transitioned because 1. I’m an actual fucking trans person. & 2. Even before I transitioned I literally got called “she/her”, ect. & constantly cat called by straight ass dudes.
And don’t worry about my money, my stock portfolio is just fine. I don’t ebeg, nor do I have to.
ExsanguinateHorizon
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Stunting the growth of children, forcing painful cosmetic surgeries and sterilizing them so they can never have biological families of their own to own the alt right cissy chuds
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Actually, yes; you mentioned your genitals in your first post when you said that seeing the amhole convinced you to avoid SRS.
Lurk moar.