🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Freedom Fries]

What is the alcoholic drink with the most ABV and smallest shot-served ratio?

everclear/diesel
edit: although it's usually used to make "vat" or punch not drunk on it's own in shots. I believe Gin is one of the harder alcohols for our bodies to process that is normal to drink

 

[RichardRApe]

We need a good shot of his fingernails.

Careful what you wish for, somethings you can't unsee.

 

[MeltyTW]

Here's the first obvious fuck up in editing from the very round of the leaks. (This has already been covered by drown out by shitposting)
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yet again not addressing your blatant lie about who has new accounts supporting them, also no you just moved the circle down lower in the first image and the leaks were iirc verified by null

 

[Mundane Ralph]

absinthe in the US (and most countries nowadays) has a fairly negligible harmful wormwood content. I think the myth that it's something super extreme generally may have been more about the delirium tremens and volatile grasps on reality a lot of famous drinkers of the substance had.

I've had absinthe with a high thujone content and wormwod oil and can say from experience that thujone doesn't really do anything.

 

[ElAbominacion]

everclear/diesel

So a shot of everclear or five. 95% ABV, yeah, that's going to do it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

She has standards.

I can't fathom being down to suck off Ethan fucking Ralph then declining him not because of the gunt or because of his shitty hygiene, but because he has skin on his dick.

 

[Truly Rural]

She has standards.

Yes, both Ade and Faith have standards, they both wanted Ralph only for themselves and were unwilling to share his micropeen.

edit: as they still do.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Here's the first obvious fuck up in editing from the very first round of the leaks. (This has already been covered by drown out by shitposting)
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This has been pointed out 100 times already. Move on.

 

[Fools Idol]

Look I'm not going to read any of these War and Peace tier posts about your gay unfunny drama. It's a thread about Ethan Ralph, you remember him right? He's the fat guy with a little dick who stuck his thumb in the ass of a 19 year old crazy bitch.

 

[ElAbominacion]

The duplicate is removed somehow and the message below that was clearly a different size (below the dupe) is now larger.

Hey, faggot, we are now on about Ralph's imminent death by cirrhosis, care to catch up?

 

[itsoktobewhite]

There are 6-7 faggots in this thread that flood the thread with bullshit and negrates every time someone questions the narrative.
I wonder why?

 

[Perspicacity]

This has been pointed out 100 times already. Move on.

So you acknowledge people are championing "ebidence greater than the Giuliani leaks" that is clearly fake and gay? That people clearly understand it is but are pushing it anyway. For Ralph it's not even necessary, I seriously don't get this shit.

 

[Crystal Golem]

There are 6-7 faggots in this thread that flood the thread with bullshit and negrates every time someone questions the narrative.
I wonder why?

Not your precious internet points!

Ralph is fat and a douche. The herculean effort it took to write this OT post was tough but you know I just can't shake the feeling that this thread should be about ralph. I don't know where I got that idea but I'm sticking to it.

More sandbags than a flood zone in here.

 

[LemmeSee]

I choose to imagine that the choking happened after Faith Tantalus'd Cleo and Ethan Ralph, the absolute mensch, was forced to act in the way that any self-respecting trad would and put her in her place.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Not your precious internet points!

Ralph is fat and a douche. The herculean effort it took to write this OT post was tough but you know I just can't shake the feeling that this thread should be about ralph. I don't know where I got that idea but I'm sticking to it.

More sandbags than a flood zone in here.

I just want footage of him and Alice, if someone has it. I think she stayed a good four feet away from him whereas every other IRL streamer she waas always sticking close by. The man by that point was smelling of fat sweating and desperation, and she could barely acknowledge anything he was saying as she ate her meal.

I also think we can get a glimpse or two of his nails in said footage, then we can properly analyze the odds of him dying from alcohol poisoning.

 

[TheCornfield]

There are 6-7 faggots in this thread that flood the thread with bullshit and negrates every time someone questions the narrative.
I wonder why?

Noooo not muh heckin negrates not the downvoterinos.
Just ignore the reddit votes fag they're colours summoned by button presses, negative rates are just a way for someone to let you know they're seething without having to make a post.

 

[nya001]

What is the alcoholic drink with the most ABV and smallest shot-served ratio?

Polish spirytus 96% alcohol, just search for it. KF education I suppose

 

[RichardRApe]

Hey, faggot, we are now on about Ralph's imminent death by cirrhosis, care to catch up?

His kidneys and liver are racing to see which fails first. The gunt however, is eternal.

 

[Cow Poly]

This could be good. If I'm remembering correctly, this Frozen Asian dude is one of revenge of the cis' closest friends. If he's saying this shit, the rotc guys must be saying it too. This could explode quite nicely in Tampa.



This. I get that a lot of you were doing it as a mocking response to Ralph doing it, but you should really stop.

Yes frozen Asian is a massive rotc fanboy. He paypigs them all the time literally begging for their attention. I once saw him sperging out in their chat because they played a clip he sent them ...
“That’s MY clip” he said
“I sent that to them” ...
“That was MY idea”

It made me want to vomit and it was the last time I ever watched that show, live or on replay.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

There are 6-7 faggots in this thread that flood the thread with bullshit and negrates every time someone questions the narrative.
I wonder why?

And you're helping with this comment how exactly? Personally I think all posts related to the autism should be moved to a trashfire thread.