Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Miss Misery]

Just a little update that I wanted to include. Lou clearly doesn't know how shotguns work.
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I MEANT SHELLS!!!

 

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Just a little update that I wanted to include. Lou clearly doesn't know how shotguns work.
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He may be referring to birdshot if he's honest about being shot, which he isn't. That would lead to major injury unless it was at an extreme distance, but all he has to show is a pathetic bruise, and gunshots don't just "bruise." If he was shot be a slug or an actual shell, and if he were shot intentionally, he wouldn't have a foot to complain about.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

I'd love to be able to look back in time at whatever incidents inspired his rape and shooting claims. A dramatic suicide baiting trans man I sometimes glance at on fb similarly has 'scars' from domestic abuse that she 'keeps covered because they're so embarrassing'. I am fairly certain she was in fact on the receiving end of some violence but she is massively blowing up what happened. One, there's no scar. She's shown pics, there's nothing there. Two, she's shown the object that she claims she was hit on the skull so hard by that it bent metal by like 45 degrees. Just... No. She's still alive with zero scars and no recovery time from this. But- something definitely did happen that her ridiculous claims stem from.

Given how consistent Lou is about the existence of the rape and the shooting, my guess is both have an inspiring event that in no way resembles what he claims. I'd love to know what they are.

 

[Next Task]

I honestly think that even Jesus wouldn't be able to resist a-logging this opaque turd.

Lou is a Pharisee pretending to be a Samaritan.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I saw a video recently that made me think of Lou...it was a child from a family that was financially struggling & he was given the choice of getting what he wanted for Christmas (a big ticket item, as they say, I think this was like a Nintendo switch) or getting what his little brother wanted (another expensive item). They did this with like three kids, all under the age of 12.

Every single kid choose the item for their sibling.

When you're poor, you know what it's like to want and to go without. And you want your family members to not have to. When given a choice, these literal children choose to give rather than receive.

In the end, the children got to keep both items.

When you're truly financial struggling, you appreciate anything given to you, you don't complain about quality or it not being exactly right or top of the line.

Another example I can think of is I had insomnia last night, so I ended up watch this show called Nightwatch, about paramedics, EMTs & police in Tampa. These officers pulled a man over for riding his bike in the very early morning hours without bike lights. The man explained that he was coming home from work & couldn't afford bike lights. They let him go, but returned the next night to his address with bike lights and even put them on for him. The man so was grateful.

Gratitude is not constantly begging with no actual aim of getting on your feet, it's not a 'career'. It's not faux thanks or sincerity, only to try to guilt trip & suicide bait when you don't get what you want.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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It's so on-brand for Lou to get into a Twitter fight with a truly awful person and somehow come out of it looking worse than her.

Just a little update that I wanted to include. Lou clearly doesn't know how shotguns work.
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Someone find the bouncy castle video and see how much of a limp he has there.

 

[RonRiot]

He just doesn't fucking get it. The controversy is over whether Jesus was the son of God, not whether he existed. And even if you do believe that he was just some guy (which Jews do, which I would think should include noted Jew Lou Gargleravioli), arguably Lou should be on board with what he preaches. Radical mercy, questioning of authority, compassion towards sinners and criminals (hint, hint), justice-seeking. Plenty of atheists and agnostics appreciate the societal good that religion can do, even if they don't believe in God's existence. I consider myself an agnostic--I pretend to understand the mysteries of the infinite no more than Lou, Eric Harris, or any other fedora-tipper--but I greatly admire the historical figure of Jesus as a teacher and leader, and find his teachings greatly beneficial to society as a whole. Do I believe that he was an immaculate conception? No. But I think the story is even more powerful if he was just a man, living righteously and justly. Lou's brain is so fucking broken that he can't perceive any kind of subtlety. I honestly think that even Jesus wouldn't be able to resist a-logging this opaque turd.

Even if you think Jesus was likely just an aggregate of similar earlier mythological figures like Dionysus, you don’t have to be a massive dickwad about it on the internet. It’s the way he aggressively inserts himself into conversations that don’t concern him, shows himself up with weak arguments, then slams down the nazi/TERF/Evil British Person card and runs away crying that makes him a cow.
This is why the farms brings together all sorts of people to observe cows. You can be politically closer to Lou than to other posters here, and still both agree that he’s a lardy nincompoop. Maybe the true spirit of Christmas was in Lou all along, and not in the Charlie Brown DVD? ($500 RRP).

 

[In the Sick of It]

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With REAL bullets!

 

[Benzo Samurai]

I just read the entire OP and it cured my depression and self-doubts as a human.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just a little update that I wanted to include. Lou clearly doesn't know how shotguns work.
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We can take hunting off his list of survival skills when he ends up homeless.

I MEANT SHELLS!!!

If he says shells he'll have to go make more spaghetti.

I'd love to be able to look back in time at whatever incidents inspired his rape and shooting claims. A dramatic suicide baiting trans man I sometimes glance at on fb similarly has 'scars' from domestic abuse that she 'keeps covered because they're so embarrassing'. I am fairly certain she was in fact on the receiving end of some violence but she is massively blowing up what happened. One, there's no scar. She's shown pics, there's nothing there. Two, she's shown the object that she claims she was hit on the skull so hard by that it bent metal by like 45 degrees. Just... No. She's still alive with zero scars and no recovery time from this. But- something definitely did happen that her ridiculous claims stem from.

Given how consistent Lou is about the existence of the rape and the shooting, my guess is both have an inspiring event that in no way resembles what he claims. I'd love to know what they are.

I'm sure someone was raped and someone was shot in town.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Ladies and Gentlemen, time for Boris Blank's Horrible, Unethical, and Horribly Unethical Storytime Corner.
I had a client die on me, and, upon reviewing the medical docs his family submitted, I was immediately reminded of Louis Dominic Gagliardi III.

Spoiler

A 56 year old male patient, estimated to be around 670-700 pounds. Multiple personnel were required to move his fucking belly, for fuck's sake, and this was all written in his papers.
Generally active, bed-ridden ever since "a lower extremity fracture". I suspect his ankle broke after a mis-step. Presents to the ER in a severely neglected state, cyanotic lips, multiple decubitus (pressure) ulcers, history of leg ulcers and type 2 diabetes, also COPD. Complains of "general weakness, drowsiness," and breathing difficulties. No shit. While it wasn't specified, I suspect he died of Wu Flu. Checks out - morbidly obese, severe diabetes, pre-existing cardiovascular condition.

This is the future you chose, "Ace".

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I have tried to do my part and start archiving more, but each and every single time I try there is an obstacle. So, I have gathered some screenshots for some afternoon tea and maybe a kiwi homie can kindly help out later.



I guess the high from the Christmas tablet gift has worn off. Of course, we all know he bought it for himself...but what a way to show how grateful he is otherwise!



That's not how that fucking works Lardo. Just because you spin an insult into a compliment just doesn't mean it's going to be universally accepted.



Christ. If my grandchildren play anything as cringe as my little pony songs to honor my departure, you have my permission to give them a firm punch square in the jaw. No warning, just...WHAM.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Just a little update that I wanted to include. Lou clearly doesn't know how shotguns work.
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Ok, so go with me on this journey. And please, correct me if I'm wrong, but Lou has in the past claimed he was shot in the leg, yeah?

So it it was a shotgun, with real bullets, whatever the fuck that means, his leg would probably be well and truly fucked. In fact he might not even have a leg anymore.

And we all know that his current trajectory is to having no leg as his foot eventually develops gangrene and spreads (assuming it hasn't already)

Ergo, my fellow Farmers, I posit that this is the start of Lou's "I have no leg, because my transphobic dad shot my leg off, gibs money plz" arc.

I just hope we can see it before Daddy Null is forced to pull the plug

 

[Sintharia]

I have tried to do my part and start archiving more, but each and every single time I try there is an obstacle. So, I have gathered some screenshots for some afternoon tea and maybe a kiwi homie can kindly help out later.

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I guess the high from the Christmas tablet gift has worn off. Of course, we all know he bought it for himself...but what a way to show how grateful he is otherwise!

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That's not how that fucking works Lardo. Just because you spin an insult into a compliment just doesn't mean it's going to be universally accepted.

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Christ. If my grandchildren play anything as cringe as my little pony songs to honor my departure, you have my permission to give them a firm punch square in the jaw. No warning, just...WHAM.

The thing about Lou’s use of the word “cunt” is that there is no universe in which he’s using it to compliment a woman. Every time he whips it out, he’s attacking a woman for daring to have a viewpoint that disagrees with his own. He uses it because it’s the most demeaning and misogynistic thing that he can come up with. And every time he uses it, it underscores the fact that he’s a male-bodied, hateful and aggressive hambeast.

 

[Dusk]

"Cunt" is a word that, when used by a man to a woman, is just fucking rude. It's not like "bitch," where there's nuance, can be playful, etc. My male friends call me a bitch all the time, and I love it because I enjoy having a playfully insulting dynamic and repartee. I can't help but wince when I hear a man use the word cunt. Most women remember hearing it in the context of street harassment, someone being drunk and belligerent, etc., and it's always scary. Scottish people, and I think Aussies, use it in a much more colloquial manner, and that's obvious through context clues, but from Lou? He truly has no empathy. He claims to be a true and honest woman, but he has no idea how it feels to have a drunk guy scream that word at you late at night, when you're walking home to your apartment alone. I don't usually say this to trans people because their identity isn't really any of my business, but he'll never be a woman. He'll never be seen as a woman. Partly because he's fat and ugly, partly because he's lazy, but mostly because he's a cruel sociopath who nobody likes.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Cunt" is a word that, when used by a man to a woman, is just fucking rude. It's not like "bitch," where there's nuance, can be playful, etc. My male friends call me a bitch all the time, and I love it because I enjoy having a playfully insulting dynamic and repartee. I can't help but wince when I hear a man use the word cunt. Most women remember hearing it in the context of street harassment, someone being drunk and belligerent, etc., and it's always scary. Scottish people, and I think Aussies, use it in a much more colloquial manner, and that's obvious through context clues, but from Lou? He truly has no empathy. He claims to be a true and honest woman, but he has no idea how it feels to have a drunk guy scream that word at you late at night, when you're walking home to your apartment alone. I don't usually say this to trans people because their identity isn't really any of my business, but he'll never be a woman. He'll never be seen as a woman. Partly because he's fat and ugly, partly because he's lazy, but mostly because he's a cruel sociopath who nobody likes.

He's just trying to reconnect with his Irish roots. Don't give him such a hard time over it, sweaty.
What are you saying, is it used in a different context? Don't tell a brave Irish woman how to use it, she probably knows better.
Cunt. /sneed

I've been told Aussies generally use "cunt" to refer to anyone, and shit's about to get real when they switch to "mate", but that's just the "old" Anglo-sphere. It's obviously a targeted slur everywhere else, and Lardass knows it. He just doesn't care, and doesn't care enough to make up a convincing lie either. "Well I'd be proud to be called a cunt, so it's actually a compliment" fuck off. At least we're going to get another hilarious manic peak followed by a DFE in a day or two.

 

[Spunt]

If Lou actually understood British culture at all like he claims, he'd know that more casually calling someone a cunt is something almost always done to men. It's very rare to hear a woman called a cunt at all over here.

 

[drain]

The way Louis refers to women online really shows what he truly thinks about them. No matter how many times he screams he's trans and his name is Diana/Kara/whatever, his true ugly self always rears its ugly head through the cracks on his progressive persona.

As I said before, I don't care if he lives with his mom, if he owns a wonder woman blanket, if he sleeps on the ground, etc etc. Louis biggest flaw is his abhorrent personality and lazy ass. He could be a 6'6 successful entrepreneur with a sports car living in LA with the physique of a greek god and only sleeping in the finest sheets with the fanciest bedframes, he would still be a fucking insufferable piece of shit.

 

[Lurk]

Just spotted this bizarre exchange between Lou and one of his suicidal followers

I have no real idea of what he was trying to say here, this being Lou the accomplished writer and all, but it made me laugh that Lou almost sent this troon 41%ing with his shit writing ability.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It was Sept 9th he used the blanket excuse to beg:

lou blankie beg

Thought I remembered correctly. He had his blankie 3.5 hours later.

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