Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

(With all due respect to @Wargarbl 's take on the life of Chuck Gerber, I think they're not exactly right by my recollection, which is; ) He was credited with popularizing the skins game in golf, basically the sport's answer to the complaint it's fun to play but boring as fuck to watch. He also was lucky to be involved in that right around the time the era's most marketable star was running roughshod over the rest of the sport's contenders and drawing in a new set of fans to expand the games popularity in the modern era of broadcasting it. Then he set up the classic sports network that was acquired by ESPN to become the channel ESPNClassic, aka, replays of great moments in sports history for oldfags. Cord cutting and streaming gaining popularity a decade earlier would have made that "invention" just as useless then as it has as of now, but yet again, timing is everything in business sometimes and pops Gerber was always just ahead of the posse coming to ruin his plans. Until the harpy dug her claws into his cuck-son at least showing he had lost a step.

His dad has been dead for like two years now.

Winnekta, in that area, costs the same as your average replacement location in Los Angeles county. It will cost less than living in say Beverly Hills on average but it's not a place to cut costs at compared to the rest of the 65% or so other places they could be located at right now.

I could quote some articles about his involvement in ESPNU and college football, but the likelihood here is that Chuck had a long, storied career in sports media and both of our attributions are correct.

Basically, Chuck was a big swinging dick at ESPN, and Jackson is his harpy wife's least favorite husband and pretty much nothing else.
 
The female-presenting woman who only dates men was “the queerest person I ever knew.” Among a bunch of theatre kids. Okay. Kind of implies that Becky only hung out with the straight, socially conservative kids. Which would make sense and might go some way towards explaining why all her unnamed past acquaintances talk like characters from Netflix teen dramas.

“I am DYING 😂 that this person said exactly what I want people to say about me! Things that validate my ego are amusing to me! I have a really weird sense of humour!”
It's a pretty bald lie, nonbinary was not a thing when she was in middle school, like at all. Trans wasn't really a thing a either, especially not FTM.
There was also that leak who knew her in high school who mentioned she went back and forth between catholic and wicca depending on how much male attention she was getting. But sure.. she was always super queer and jewish.
 
It's a pretty bald lie, nonbinary was not a thing when she was in middle school, like at all. Trans wasn't really a thing a either, especially not FTM.
I agree on the non-binary, but trans has been a thing since the late 1800s. Not super common, but definitely a thing that existed. Same with bisexuals. Not real common, but it was a thing.
 
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I agree on the non-binary, but trans has been a thing since the late 1800s. Not super common, but definitely a thing that existed. Same with bisexuals. Not real common, but it was a thing.
Yeah, but not in the extremely normie and, one can even say, basic circles that Becky here ran in.
 
I agree on the non-binary, but trans has been a thing since the late 1800s. Not super common, but definitely a thing that existed. Same with bisexuals. Not real common, but it was a thing.
I mean more like, when Becky was in school, people were much more likely to think of transgendered people as male crossdressers. People still used the term "transvestite" or transsexual. And we all know Becky had a very feminine appearance and was chasing dick even back then, there's really nothing that would peg her as queer. Sure trans people existed but it wasn't like every school had one like now.

Chasing dick, case in point:
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Sure she says people but... I'll read one of her Cirque fapfics of any of those people were women.

More real dialogue from the totally real psych:
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Lord of the Rings has been popular with stoners since the 60s (did you know it was a book, Becky?). Movies have been openly marketed to stoners for just as long. Yet apparently the notion of getting high and watching a movie is so alien that a trained psychiatrist simply cannot comprehend.

It’s kind of sad. Becky sits there, doing these really basic, white-bread things in her thirties. Thinking to herself, “I wish there was someone around to appreciate how krazy this thing I’m doing is.” Inventing fictional friends and allies so she can pretend she’s an interesting person.
 
"My shrink is just so perplexed that I'm a girl (no wait a guy) who likes to get high and binge-watch Lord of the Rings!"
Absolutely no shrink is surprised a fat basic bitch like Basic Becky would get stoned, binge-watch consoomer media, and do pretty much nothing else of note. You could pretty much tell that's her life just by looking at the worthless lump of flesh. Nor would a shrink be surprised at all that someone with such an utterly meaningless life would be depressed.
 
LOOK LOOK LOOK YOU GUISE! I'm so quirky and unique that my psych just can't analyse me! Never in the history of psychology has anyone smoked weed and watched LOTR!
There was even a stoner parody of LotR called Bored of the Rings by National Lampoon back in 1969 full of sex and drug jokes. Stoners and LotR are a cliche as old as the books themselves.
 
I'm guessing that last part is in reference to ZombaeKills, a fat black woman on Twitch who used Breonna Taylor's death to guilt Sony & Microsoft into a gibsmedat for a free PS5 and a free Series X.

Becky must be seething that she can't use BLM to grift free consoles.
 
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Lord of the Rings has been popular with stoners since the 60s (did you know it was a book, Becky?). Movies have been openly marketed to stoners for just as long. Yet apparently the notion of getting high and watching a movie is so alien that a trained psychiatrist simply cannot comprehend.
Smoking up/dropping acid and sitting up in the front row for 2001: A Space Odyssey was a bonafide fad for a while there, and that was fifty years ago.
 
Smoking up/dropping acid and sitting up in the front row for 2001: A Space Odyssey was a bonafide fad for a while there, and that was fifty years ago.

In 1969 Disney reissued Fantasia with a poster that pretty much sold it to the people looking for a fun stoner trip.

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but yeah, art and drugs generally have strong ties. I think it's just Bex misinterpreting something. Maybe the therapist has picked up that she gets high in certain circumstances and is more frustrated that Bex is in total denial as to why it's become a habit (outside chemical addiction)
 
I think it's just Bex misinterpreting something. Maybe the therapist has picked up that she gets high in certain circumstances and is more frustrated that Bex is in total denial as to why it's become a habit (outside chemical addiction)
Any time she's told anything she doesn't want to hear she just makes up something more palatable because she is a delusional cunt.
 
In 1969 Disney reissued Fantasia with a poster that pretty much sold it to the people looking for a fun stoner trip.

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but yeah, art and drugs generally have strong ties. I think it's just Bex misinterpreting something. Maybe the therapist has picked up that she gets high in certain circumstances and is more frustrated that Bex is in total denial as to why it's become a habit (outside chemical addiction)
Personally, I think the whole exchange was made up. She invents encounters where people talk about how cool and exciting she is, because it’s easier than actually being cool and exciting.
 
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