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Piggy is now doxxing $1 tips. KingMichael confirms his tip even though he almost never tips and Piggy became immediately suspicious.
PieceofShet
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He said it!
"its (CB77) is a mixed bag"
"its (CB77) is a mixed bag"
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Philspeak for "I don't know how to shittalk this game without pissing the wrong people off yet so I need to hedge my bets".
Just say you hate it, Phil. We know you hate it, because you hate every game you play.
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And I really think he hates RPGs the most. He sucks at them, that's without question, and we know any game he sucks at hurts his little ego.
I'm betting eventually he'll praise it the same way he praised the Fallout games that also kicked his ass and made him feel stupid.
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RPGs must be rough for a person who stalwartly refuses to get involved on any level with a story to the point that they simply will not pay any attention to narrative, character, or theme.
You can like something for artsy reasons if you want to, Phil. Lots of people already think you're gay.
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When has he ever paid attention to the story in a game?
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Anytime he played a Quantic Dream game.
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I bet he really likes Uwe Boll movies too.
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Viscous lies and rumors
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Bugsnax had a very robust and mature story.
I agree with Phil that he is a "Bug Magnet" because most games aren't made with his level of stupidity in mind. He's like Wile E Coyote, whenever he can't figure out something straight away he constructs an elaborate scheme straight from the Acme playbook (think him piling up barrels in the infamous crouch jump video). Most developers understandably don't account for this and the game buckles under the weight of his incompetence and does something equally retarded in return. I'm intrigued in what ways he can find to break a game that has been developed with the idea of being able to finish each mission whatever way you want to.
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The odd and cringeworthy adoption of this “King of Bugs” moniker to pathetically generate more clout for the CP77 playthrough is so fucking lame even for the pig... I didn’t think he could lower his clout-chasing standards even more but here we are. When it comes to debasing yourself to gain any amount of popularity or notoriety with the sole motivation to appropriate more shekels from your wet-brained audience, Phil never fails to deliver.
This whole little shtick of acting like Phil is some kind of innocent sap whom nasty vidya game bugs just won’t leave alone is just disgusting. Not only does this narrative attempts to validate the pig’s constant cries of victimhood, they also brush aside the facts that the only reasons Phil occasionally encounters bugs is because he brute forces himself through all the games he plays while never listening to instructions thus pushing most games past their design limits. His approach in all his playthroughs is to ignore instructions, never ever rely on the thousands of hours of experience he should have learned from all the games he’s played to instinctively get better, fuck up the most menial of tasks, perform unintended actions not supported by the game’s design loops, and blame the game for his fuck ups.
On the lone occasion he encounters a bug, this whole instance becomes validation for all his bitching and moaning: “See! The game menu bugged! Told you this game was a piece of shit! It was never my fault!” At this point, Phil’s constant avoidance to shoulder any type of responsibility for his own actions can only be described as a form of mental illness his years of living a sedentary lifestyle have only exacerbated. Nobody with such a low amount of self-awareness would survive in the real world.
Bottom line is Phil is going to produce another giant virtual turd in terms of content even if the game he is playing is one of the most anticipated games of this gaming generation. Regardless of the game’s faults or bugs, Phil’s product is still going to be just another miserable string of unedited videos captured from a live stream that he simply vomits onto his YT channel for fuck all to watch.
What a life.
This whole little shtick of acting like Phil is some kind of innocent sap whom nasty vidya game bugs just won’t leave alone is just disgusting. Not only does this narrative attempts to validate the pig’s constant cries of victimhood, they also brush aside the facts that the only reasons Phil occasionally encounters bugs is because he brute forces himself through all the games he plays while never listening to instructions thus pushing most games past their design limits. His approach in all his playthroughs is to ignore instructions, never ever rely on the thousands of hours of experience he should have learned from all the games he’s played to instinctively get better, fuck up the most menial of tasks, perform unintended actions not supported by the game’s design loops, and blame the game for his fuck ups.
On the lone occasion he encounters a bug, this whole instance becomes validation for all his bitching and moaning: “See! The game menu bugged! Told you this game was a piece of shit! It was never my fault!” At this point, Phil’s constant avoidance to shoulder any type of responsibility for his own actions can only be described as a form of mental illness his years of living a sedentary lifestyle have only exacerbated. Nobody with such a low amount of self-awareness would survive in the real world.
Bottom line is Phil is going to produce another giant virtual turd in terms of content even if the game he is playing is one of the most anticipated games of this gaming generation. Regardless of the game’s faults or bugs, Phil’s product is still going to be just another miserable string of unedited videos captured from a live stream that he simply vomits onto his YT channel for fuck all to watch.
What a life.
LyteSydeByll
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DSP runs out of breath crossing the room to get a vest to put on
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You forgot the arrangement of huffs, puffs and phews when getting in and out of his chair. Oh, and his skeleton crackling and popping under the weight of his massive tits.
Generic_Detractor2021
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The hoops people have to jump through just to give this fucking guy money!! Remember when it was "keep all your info anonymous! You dont even need a paypal account to tip me"? And now it's "please get a verified paypal account to tip me!" How about nobody just tips you at all, you fucking Nosferatu looking piece of shit!! He was even explaining the paypal verification method yesterday.
"They will deposit a small amount in your account after a couple of days, usually like 2 cents, and then once you verify the amount, you log back into paypal and confirm the amounts, and your account gets verified the next day"... Why dont I just get the ol checkbook out, Phil? In fact, let me date these checks a month apart so I can just send you a big bundle!! Sound good?!?
Anytime someone mentions his back or physique, I always think back to this video of Gundam's. Unfortunately, I dont know which Tevin video it is, otherwise the screen might be a little bigger. Timestamp is 11:35. Tevin even calls it out on the spot
His back doesnt bend or twist, it's almost like just a square block. It's disturbing.
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If he ever plays Divinity Original Sin it's gonna chew him up and spit him out.
Anyway, surprise, the PS5 was a waste of Phil's viewers' money. No exclusives except, what, the DeS remake? And can't run AAA titles. Maybe you should learn how to use a PC, Phil.
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I think as recent as last year, his best and worst game of the year was the same game, I think it was resident evil 2
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I don't think DSP really runs into that many bugs, or even puts the system under too much stress. He thinks he's the king of bugs because claiming a game is buggy is one of his go to excuses. In reality the "bug" is that he's just playing badly or doesn't understand basic gameplay mechanics. But rarely, is the game actually behaving incorrectly.
I think Phil actually does enjoy RPGs, just a select genre, and not for the usual reasons people like RPGs. Phil seems to enjoy grindier RPGs, with lots of random encounters. Even for someone like Phil who is awful at games, most random encounters present no threat to you. You just click attack and win over and over. Phil absolutely loves winning. You're also rewarded too, since the more you grind and win, the more powerful you become overall. And it also allows you to brute force through harder fights that actually require strategy, since if you grind enough, you can win just by clicking attack over and over. From a streaming standpoint, those games are also easier to stall for time/milk donations.
But the actual RPG elements people usually enjoy, like complex combat systems or the story or whatever? Phil hates those. I also think that's one of the reasons why Phil will claim to like older RPGs. There are certainly still grindier RPGs, but it feels like the genre has moved away from that, either going more of an action route, or focusing less on lots of insignificant random encounters and diving into more meaningful strategic battles, where you're always expected to be utilizing all your character skills/items or going down an advanced build path.
I think Phil actually does enjoy RPGs, just a select genre, and not for the usual reasons people like RPGs. Phil seems to enjoy grindier RPGs, with lots of random encounters. Even for someone like Phil who is awful at games, most random encounters present no threat to you. You just click attack and win over and over. Phil absolutely loves winning. You're also rewarded too, since the more you grind and win, the more powerful you become overall. And it also allows you to brute force through harder fights that actually require strategy, since if you grind enough, you can win just by clicking attack over and over. From a streaming standpoint, those games are also easier to stall for time/milk donations.
But the actual RPG elements people usually enjoy, like complex combat systems or the story or whatever? Phil hates those. I also think that's one of the reasons why Phil will claim to like older RPGs. There are certainly still grindier RPGs, but it feels like the genre has moved away from that, either going more of an action route, or focusing less on lots of insignificant random encounters and diving into more meaningful strategic battles, where you're always expected to be utilizing all your character skills/items or going down an advanced build path.
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It's the same reason most people like RPG's; most people are retarded. Either they don't understand they're repeating the same thing over and over for 40 hours or they don't care because it calms them. That's why Richard is so relaxed when playing RPG's on his stream.
From back when the series was good...
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