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- Dec 11, 2019
Baked looks like that dude who dated your sister once untill you found out he was in college and your sister was in high school.
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Baked looks like that dude who dated your sister once untill you found out he was in college and your sister was in high school.
Pretty sure most of the times he's used 'content spray' it's gone down like this. Provoke a guy, make him try to fight you, spray him, run. It's clearly not self defense.The clip where he's spraying the bouncer in the face, there's no possible claim there of necessity or self-defense. He got yelled at, pushed away, and then comes back with a spray in the face. Maybe there's some argument there. Then the bouncer turns his back on him and IP sprays him again. Fuck off lol. He's gonna spend Christmas in jail.
Good, Baked is a nuisance that's financially incentivized to be as obnoxious as possible to strangers.BAKED ARRESTED INSHALLAH:
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The arrested footage:
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Baked to cops "fuck the police":
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Baked gets taken into the cruiser:
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He had maced a bouncer
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macing the bouncer angles:
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Why the fuck does he look like a Sam Hyde body double?BAKED ARRESTED INSHALLAH:
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The arrested footage:
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Baked to cops "fuck the police":
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Baked gets taken into the cruiser:
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He had maced a bouncer
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macing the bouncer angles:
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you forgot to factor in the "we love our cops" music video. That's gotta subtract some time, right?So what are the full charges? Any court documents update or is it still too early?
The mace/assault is probably 5-8 years, plus whatever gets added in for resisting arrest from the cops.
He legit could be looking at a decade in prison. He better start praying for some sort of plea deal.
I don't know if they can outright save him but it's certainly possible they get him good enough legal counsel he doesn't end up completely assfucked, or Saul Goodman level shit that gets him completely off. Also still no mugshot. That's a little ominous to me. If they play catch and release on this fuck he's guaranteed a fed.Jokes aside, is there a possibility that his rich mommy and daddy are gonna save his ass out of this?
It's just too bad he didn't pull this shit during Joe Arpaio's reign of terror.Optimistic, but I genuinely hope he spends time in jail, I know people like him have a hard time, but he might come away from it a stronger person, who knows.
"Uh yuh honah, I may be a simple, country lawyer from Nawleans, but mah client has been on record and for full perpetuitide that he LOVES our cops, AND our Law Enforcement! If Baked Aslaks loves the cops, it's not a crime, the defense rests yuh honah."Someone should have dropped this gem while he was being arrested. They missed their chance for some quality lulz.
Wouldn't that completely blow his cover though?If they play catch and release on this fuck he's guaranteed a fed.
Looks like the latest booking dates on the Maricopa Mugshots page are 12/9. Maybe they have a 24 hour delay?Also still no mugshot. That's a little ominous to me. If they play catch and release on this fuck he's guaranteed a fed.
Whatever happened to her anyway? Wasn't she pregnant with his kid or something?No wonder Ashtonbirdie fucked Baked Alaska. They're both insane retards.
Yeah, they seem to batch them up so it might not be until noon or so that they release the next group.Also still no mugshot. That's a little ominous to me. If they play catch and release on this fuck he's guaranteed a fed.
Resort and you can use the search box to filter to 12/11 which should be the date he gets booked. They have pages of 12/11 but no Baked yet.Looks like the latest booking dates on the Maricopa Mugshots page are 12/9. Maybe they have a 24 hour delay?
Emptying a can of mace on someone's back before running away was worse, in my opinion. And Warski had people threatening him on a public street. Baked got pushed off private property for trespassing.I am surprised that Baked did not pull an Andy Warski aka "Stay the fuck back! " .