Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

[Salubrious]

I think Sam Losco's stream is trying to kill itself out of self-preservation now.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Were those police sirens I just heard?

 

[Sriracha]

Ralph get your fat ass up so I can see that ugly white chick dancing. She's looking tired after 30 seconds, get off the stage you dumb hole.

 

[kosher bath salts]

This is what Parkinsons really looks like.

 

[Salubrious]

I just realized that 8 Mile came out in 2002, so anyone that was in their early 20s then would be 40+ now.

It's Ralphamale time!

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

SOCKS AND SANDALS LMFAO

EDIT: Holy shit I really pray someone is clipping this.

 

[kosher bath salts]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE GUNT IS ON

 

[Freedom Fries]

Is Ryan Long hanging out with Ralph? Do you think he's going for the killstream slam peyg?

 

[AltisticRight]

Look at the physique of this thing!

 

[The Demon Baby]

It...just keeps getting bigger. WTF. This shouldn't be possible. His stomach should have exploded by now.

 

[Salubrious]

Why is Ralph singing a Joan Jett song? Is this supposed to be a Ronda Rousey tribute, because she came out to Bad Reputation.

Is this a Major League tribute?

 

[Toma]

oh the cutouts are going to be glorious

 

[kh0st]

It is in this live moment Ralph is dancing that I am thankful i've been banned from chat.

 

[likeacrackado]

Ralph's body movements when he says "wild thing" are gonna be burned into my eyes forever.

 

[Salubrious]

Ralph's body movements when he says "wild thing" are gonna be burned into my eyes forever.

Do not look directly into the gunt.

 

[Ol' Slag]

When Ralph tried to do that little slide it reminded me of a slug walking across the floor.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I do karaoke as a white man and... Ralph picked an easy song and did it well I cannot argue but he is still a fat fuck failure, Karaoke he preformed decent.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Oh my god,

He's gonna blow, guys.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Reminder that we still have an hour and a half of this shit until the bar closes down.

 

[Sriracha]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

Holy shit, Ralph looks like a fucking blue berry on stilts. He's fucking wearing sandles with socks pulled right the fuck up and his gunt swings every time he moves. There is no more neck anymore it's completely gone underneath all that fat and if you look close enough he does indeed have a hunchback from being so fucking fat. His arms are so small that his forearm is SHORTER than how far his gunt sticks out.

For the people at home, put your forearm straight and if your belly sticks out past it you're fucked and there is no saving you.