Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

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That reflection too, fat.
 
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Glade Candles said:
It's possible it's a Hypoglycemia symptom monitor, it detects sweat and drops in body temperature to alert the user their blood sugar might be crashing.

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Is Ralph more likely to be wearing a probation bracelet or a diabetes anklet? Look at his socks:

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Yep, that is what I think as well, and the reason I made the diabetes induced gangrene post. If you all remember he was wearing untied boots (due to being fat/having fat tissue on his foot), and with that much weight and drinking he is becoming the Blayde of the grifting Right. His mannerisms when he walks, the constant shifting, and the socks prove that he is at best pre-diabetic. What I am hopeful for is that he is on Metformin or that will soon be on it. Once the Gunt transforms it to Type 2, it is all down hill for him.
There is not way that fat fuck has the intestinal fortitude to lose weight and maybe we will have a crossover arc of Gunt/Wings, where he begs for lemons for a Mexican surgery :optimistic:.
I will never understand how men of any age, let themselves get so morbidly obese. Push ups costs nothing, walking is free, and a pull up bar is like 20 bucks in walmart Gunt. Not a hard things to do.
 
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Captain Hank Murph said:
He gloats about his own mug. Surprised he doesn't gloat bout his own penis like most Lolcows.
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He does. His response to the revenge porn he sent to Halfwaycuck was "I should post a real dicpic to disprove those ayelawgz claiming it's tiny" something to that affect.

Obviously never went through. He needs a microscope for that.
 
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bugfy said:
YouTube took it down already.
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What are your theories why Dick Masterson is putting up with that streaming shit at all ? I assume that a lot of Dicks Fans are functional members of society who just want to turn back time and belong to the cool kids in high school/college for a weekend.
Having a fat midget and his PlannedParenthood Loyalty card thot surveil you all weekend and they having to stir up drama with strangers does really not vibe with that crowd. Is Dick getting sick and tired of Ralph ? Will he just stick two 100 dollar bills in PP-Pays and Gunts bra so they can buy themselves some dignity and turn of the camera for a day ?
 
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SuperMaleVitality1776 said:
I assume that a lot of Dicks Fans are functional members of society who just want to turn back time and belong to the cool kids in high school/college for a weekend.
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A functional member of society goes anywhere from flipping burgers to running a company.
Doesn't include dumb internet Z-celeb gatherings, involving a lolicon advocate pedo.
 
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SuperMaleVitality1776 said:
What are your theories why Dick Masterson is putting up with that streaming shit at all ? I assume that a lot of Dicks Fans are functional members of society who just want to turn back time and belong to the cool kids in high school/college for a weekend.
Having a fat midget and his PlannedParenthood Loyalty card thot surveil you all weekend and they having to stir up drama with strangers does really not vibe with that crowd. Is Dick getting sick and tired of Ralph ? Will he just stick two 100 dollar bills in PP-Pays and Gunts bra so they can buy themselves some dignity and turn of the camera for a day ?
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Most of them looked like muties. I refuse to believe that the creatures I saw on stream last night are functional.
 
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Alcoholic Anonymous said:
Am I correct this faggot gave his own merch as a secret Santa gift to someone? Lmfao
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literally giving away all his backpiled crap no one wanted

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Most of them looked like muties. I refuse to believe that the creatures I saw on stream last night are functional.
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they might act as functional flesh eating goblins in the sewer tbf
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
We need a new rating for 'extremely sad/pathetic'. A small violin perhaps? 🎻
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And a lmfao rating. With the new sub forum I'm finding myself lmfao a lot and agree, winner, or like just don't really capture what I'm trying to say.
Takayuki Yagami said:
Why jot just order a cuba libre? You’re in Florida for christ’s sake.
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A cuba libre? God damn, I'd feel like a secret agent buying a drink if I called it that. Uno cuba libre, por favor.
 
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