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Yeah bro, just 'use' a surrogate, get one from the surrogate machine. That's totally fine but not dating someone is literal violence and immoral.
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Yeah bro, just 'use' a surrogate, get one from the surrogate machine. That's totally fine but not dating someone is literal violence and immoral.
Which is sad because glitter is amazing and should be for everyone.Feminine boys aren't allowed anymore. If your son so much as LOOKS at glitter you need to affirm his gender identity!
Good god, this isn’t his wife, it’s a person he’s gone out on two dates with. TWO!
HER dump: my eyes, oh god my eyes
When you think you've already seen the worst, along comes Caitlin
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invalidating everyone in one fell swoop
pretty amazing that the only users allowed to specify they don't do dick have one attached
This person is 72 and wants a baby. Well now I know for sure they aren’t a woman.I was curious to take a look at the granny tranny's other Reddit post, and it got fetish-y and dark real fast:
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Seeing a "female relative" (probably his daughter or daughter-in-law, let'a be real here) breastfeed awakened those tingly mommy-feels within him, and now... after convincing her to let him try some really ethically dubious "simulated breastfeeding" on the infant... He wants a baby!
I must object. Women with a bit of meat on their bones can look very hot in yoga pants. A large arse in tight yoga pants is *chef's kiss*Yoga pants look ok on thin/athletic adult women no matter their height but they must be paired with a short, form-fitting sleeveless top or bra that leaves the upper belly bare. T-shirt and yoga pants only look ok on actual female children, because normal people don't wonder if children are qhot. Long and/or loose T-shirts on adults require shorts or loose pants.
(That said, fatties should wear whatever they want while exercising. They won't look good, of course - the best they can aim for while fat is "admirable".)
To be fair I’ve long since forgotten how to dress to attract men and am deeply invested in dressing to show my status in the American social hierarchy of upper middle class women.I must object. Women with a bit of meat on their bones can look very hot in yoga pants. A large arse in tight yoga pants is *chef's kiss*![]()
Chief, I'm gonna need those exact pics but with a bit more resolution.I feel horrible for Nicole Jones.
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I know nothing about the social hierarchy of upper middle class American women. Nothing's better than small, delicate jewelry though. *Chef's kiss*To be fair I’ve long since forgotten how to dress to attract men and am deeply invested in dressing to show my status in the American social hierarchy of upper middle class women.
So...... I guess replace yoga pants with small, delicate jewelry. There. I can speak that language.
"Small...delicate...jewelry" Got it. How else can I blend in?I know nothing about the social hierarchy of upper middle class American women. Nothing's better than small, delicate jewelry though. *Chef's kiss*
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You can’t just ask! Go to a shitty fundraiser and be like Jane Goodall amongst the chimps."Small...delicate...jewelry" Got it. How else can I blend in?
If I ever become this online, I'm praying for an aneurysm.
Last time I went to a shitty fundraiser I got kicked out for eating the chicken dish with my hands. In my defense, it was hand-sized and wrapped in bread.You can’t just ask! Go to a shitty fundraiser and be like Jane Goodall amongst the chimps.
Does anyone like the smol uwu bean trans men? The only trans guys I see making it anywhere off there looks are the big hairy motherfuckers who'd look mannish even if they still had their tits. The only people who go for trappy bois are straight guys who want a little strange.
Thank god japanese BL creators don't give a single fuck about what troons have to say.
Glitter is a disease and should be treated as such. After global thermonuclear apocolypse only two things will be left standing: cockroaches and that glitter you once used 20 years ago that you can never fully erase from your environment. Now you've got glittery cockroaches. Happy now?Which is sad because glitter is amazing and should be for everyone.
As a resident of a shithole, if our men decided to not have kids they don't expect to see hit 30, we wouldn't be having wanted kids at all. The risk of complications and birth defects is higher but still low enough that the expected contribution to society is positive (chance of normal kid * worth of normal kid - chance of tard * abs(cost of tard)).Edit: I actually think that it is morally wrong for people to have kids in advanced age. I don’t mean like, 40, but if you’re pushing 50 you’re likely to be dead when that kid really starts hitting their adult stride. 30yos really shouldn’t be thinking about putting their parents in a home. And yeah I get shit can happen to anyone, and plenty of grandparents have stepped up in dire circumstances, but having a child at 72 is just asking for that child to be without a parent.