Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

[Bunny Tracks]

"He could make her cry in an instant, but he won't. He'll choose to downplay himself and his terror, he will unconvince, and in stuttering admit to his psychopathies, he'll steadcast airs of delusion and autism, and disgust, and risperidone."

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Just another day at the Kiwifarms.

 

[Soda Sceptic]

Meme account taken.

 

[beautiful person]

Tragic... Until they stab their parents 87 times because they're secretly lizardfolk.

I legitimately think that's part of the tragedy.

Like that Chinaman who killed and ate part of a carny on a Greyhound in Canada. His schizo psychosis told him the carny was a murderous alien in disguise and he had to eat the guy to survive. When he came out of the episode, he immediately told the cops that he wanted to die and to kill him. Canada doesn't believe in that shit so instead they got him on antipsychotics so that he became even more aware of what he had done and his memory of himself doing this became more vivid. Idk what they're doing with him now but I'm sure he still knows he'd be better off dead.

This guy, plus the eaten carny, plus carny's parents, plus the witnesses and first responders - horror, but also tragedy.

 

[Just A Butt]

Meme account taken.

you spelled skeptic wrong

 

[Mage]

It was only a matter of time before something like this would happen again.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What on the actual fuck?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Tragic... Until they stab their parents 87 times because they're secretly lizardfolk.

They're not?

 

[NerdShamer]

I legitimately think that's part of the tragedy.

Like that Chinaman who killed and ate part of a carny on a Greyhound in Canada. His schizo psychosis told him the carny was a murderous alien in disguise and he had to eat the guy to survive. When he came out of the episode, he immediately told the cops that he wanted to die and to kill him. Canada doesn't believe in that shit so instead they got him on antipsychotics so that he became even more aware of what he had done and his memory of himself doing this became more vivid. Idk what they're doing with him now but I'm sure he still knows he'd be better off dead.

This guy, plus the eaten carny, plus carny's parents, plus the witnesses and first responders - horror, but also tragedy.

Last I heard, they set him free under a new alias after a stay in the looney bin.

Even the public thought that this was stupid.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Shit, I remember this guy. Contacted me via DM trying to defend his theory after I questioned it in his first post. Didn't have time to respond and the DM is gone now, but it was like someone threw up a neurology textbook. The terms made sense, their substance didn't.

Spoiler: Nerd Shit

As far as I can tell, grimacing from soda has nothing to do with glutamate hypofunction. Carbonation response is signaled by serotonin, not glutamate, and the muscle response would be signaled by acetylcholine.
And as for "Florian Syndrome;" the glutamate hypothesis of schizophrenia arose due to the observation that NDMA agonists (drugs that block glutamate function) caused psychotic symptoms. Glutamate hypofunction without psychosis would imply an issue with the glutamate hypothesis itself.

The arson happened Tuesday night, he mostly likely made the 30K bond yesterday and came back to spread the word about Florian Syndrome now that he's gotten our attention.

That's one hell of a marketing campaign.

 

[NerdShamer]

So @henstepl exactly what kind of hallucinations do you experience?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So @henstepl exactly what kind of hallucinations do you experience?

Ones that involve fire apparently.

 

[Not Really Here]

This thread made me take 3 sips of diet coke while reading 6 pages.
Coincidence? I think not.

OP confirmed as soft drink shill looking to boost sales.

 

[deep crawler]

Hahaha I remember this thread.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Holy shit, the heir apparent to Terry has arrived, and he grimaces at carbonated soft drinks and cannot suffer a hangover!

If he can come up with a term that has the same long-time appeal as "glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers" does, and can create something instead of just burning down a mental hospital, we may have to crown a new Lord of Misrule to command as a deity all the Schitzokiwis for the forseeable future!

 

[Jewthulhu]

So @henstepl exactly what kind of hallucinations do you experience?

You don't get it. He has non-psychotic schizophrenia. He was perfectly sane when he burned down that fucking clinic for not recognizing his genius self-diagnosis.

 

[Shaka Brah]

To be fair, you have to have a very high level of glutamate production to understand The Office. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of neuromuscular function most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dwight's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the requisite enzyme production genes to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Office truly ARE non-psychotics- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dwight's existential catchphrase “Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ricky Gervais' genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a The Office tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within one standard deviation of glutamate production of myself (preferably higher) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[NerdShamer]

For anyone who's curious, here's why you should avoid public transportation. Although the odds of this happening are a little bit on the slim side, considering how rare schizophrenia is.

 

[Goon]

I remember my first soda. I grimaced then set my sister's hair on fire. It all makes sense now

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

I'm still somewhat confused, but I'm wondering if he tested different kinds of soda to see if it wasn't just him drinking some real nasty soda and if he noticed different kinds of soda would impact him differently. Anti-soda lobby should really hit him up to run some PSA ads for them about the dangers of soda, he's already proved his burning passion against the sugary menace.