Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

[OhTheBliss]

I felt personally offended by Fredrik Knudsen pointing out "drinking soda straight out of a bottle", because I do that. I guess I made a mental note of that which came in handy now. I found a clip of Terry drinking soda.

Terry A Davis does a pre-grimace. But looks completely normal while drinking the soda. I timestamped the video, but in case that doesn't work, it's at 58:10.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

@henstepl can you please explain the short people thing?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I’m upset.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm CIA.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Jesus fucking christ how horrifying

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm CIA.

Can confirm, I stuffed you in a barrel of nuclear waste and sent you to Malaysia on a classified mission, a few months ago.

...Good times.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

@henstepl what is the result of mixing grimacing peanuts with coca-cola?

 

[naught]

nigga you have autism


ok nevermind, you're based

To be fair most disorders seen in Op tend to be co-morbid meaning there isn't a singular cause.

 

[kosher bath salts]

You're a big guy.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

You're a big guy.

Ironically not from soda though.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

before my brain broke and I flunked out.

care to tell us that story?

 

[Analog Devolved]

I majored in mathematics before my brain broke and I flunked out. I have learned everything I know from Wikipedia, and drugbank.ca is a great resource.

I have come to a number of conclusions (eg serotonin = upperface affect, dopamine = lowerface affect) with intense self-experimentation. If you want to doubt any conclusion I've come to, I ask you to weigh its beauty against the pisspoor understanding that's formally on the books.

Look at Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. She's got no upperface expression at all. Does psychiatry care to make any comments from that?

You haven't addressed natural carbonation in sparkling water. Does Perrier have the same effect?
What about sparkling wine?
Pop rocks?

I just shotgunned a lukewarm can of Natural Light and I grimaced. Do I have Florian syndrome?

 

[The Cunting Death]

You're a big guy.

4u

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I just shotgunned a lukewarm can of Natural Light and I grimaced. Do I have Florian syndrome?

Does your face grimace when you drink? Do you feel the need to commit arson?

 

[WD-40]

@henstepl The first page of WITHOUT CONTENTION, did you have someone else write it? It's the most coherent section of your paper.
What are your sources and do you have any testimonials from other "Florians"?

 

[henstepl]

You haven't addressed natural carbonation in sparkling water. Does Perrier have the same effect?
What about sparkling wine?
Pop rocks?

I just shotgunned a lukewarm can of Natural Light and I grimaced. Do I have Florian syndrome?

When I answer that Perrier will do it, I will be giving the last answer I care to give about types of soda.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

When I answer that Perrier will do it, I will be giving the last answer I care to give about types of soda.

So what other things do you care about?

 

[The Cunting Death]

This guy might be my favorite schizo ever

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

This guy might be my favorite schizo ever

What about Pam?

 

[HumanHive]

This guy might be my favorite schizo ever

I don't think this tops the Mortal Engines guy, unfortunately.