Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

She’s gonna lose weight, reverse all of her health issues, work on her editing skills, become a skinny Instagram hoe, an A-list YouTube celebrity, and get herself a hot 6ft5 muscular Kunta Kinte fresh off the boat. You guys, it’s all gonna happen. This time it’s for real, you guys.

‘Tis the season to daydream about a better life.
 
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Is she still going to consult a dietitian? What she's eating is completely wrong for her health issues even though they are considered as healthy by morons. Eggs are bad for your liver and she's eating like 3/4 per day (not saying eggs are bad. A healthy person can eat 4 per day without issues). She's also eating way too many simple carbs and sugar from fruit and take out meals.

She should be eating low carb like avocados, fatty fish and lots of olive oil. Carbs should be coming from beans and lentils. She might loose weight due to lower caloric intake but her insides will be rotting just as before.

Edit: she also bought another fucking cat bed. Their house is basically a huge cat playground with 2 retards living in it.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
She just wanted to work a shit story into her woe-is-me tale because...well, she is fascinated with her own shit and also she gets off on the idea of others being exposed to or interacting with her own shit. This is a major running theme throughout her storytimes, and it is fuckin psycho.

I was suspicious too, because with all the very serious health news she got, she dwelled on that at length before getting to any of the real stuff. She blurted out the fatty liver bit so fast it was almost unintelligible, and then quickly changed the subject. The shit story, however, was long and detailed.

She is absolutely bonkers, and all she can think about is food going in and food going out. Part of her even seems giddy to have a reason to talk about shit at length.
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To add to your observation: This is where her development stopped. When she shat as a toddler, she got attention. When she shat more, she got more attention. So she learned to eat and shit more. Nowadays she goes on youtube to announce she shat herself. And everybody claps and goes "Wooah!"

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Even in this description for her latest vlog, she sounds defeated. She gives up before she even starts. But I honestly hope she doesn't kick the bucket anytime soon because she's my favorite cow by far.
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"One meal at a time" may sound good to her. It is just as bonkers and bound to fail as "one beer at a time" is for an alcoholic.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Didn't Jared have to walk a long way to Subway? I believe there's more to that story.
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As @brooky mentioned, Jared's weight loss was also attributed to a lot of walking.

If I remember correctly, there was a commercial where he specifically stated that "Everyday I'd walk a mile to Subway." Walking a mile would make a nice calorie deficit in anyone's daily caloric intake. However, the way it was advertised, it seemed as though there was a magical potion mixed in the ingredients at Subway that specifically made you lose weight, even if you never exercised. Not the case.

See, Chantal would never be a Jared or anyone like him. She can barely walk 3 feet . Even if she could, she's too fucking lazy to keep at it. Yes, Jared is now a disgusting pedo, but at least he had the dedication and fortitude (back then) to power through his weight loss "journey." Imagine a convicted pedophile being somewhat better than Chantal. Yikes.

That's all this cunt does. She looks for the easy way out at all times. You can't pound down foot-long Subway sandwiches and expect weight loss. Couple that with fatty condiments, excessive cheese, and 12 inches of bread. There's a lot more to consider.

She needs to get her fat ass up and move. If not for weight loss, but for cardiovascular health. But as it has been speculated before, she truly is in search of that secret pill that automatically burns fat. And she truly believes that thin/normal sized people are hiding it from her.

The biggest factor in any successful weight loss is a calorie deficit and CONSISTENCY. Chantal practices neither.
 
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Chinny's stupidity should be painful for HER, not for ME--yet here we are. Bitch makes me cringe so hard it hurts. She has no intention of changing her usual daily fast food orgy. This "healthy lunch" is just holding the door open for her burgers, fries, and Starbuck's hellshakes to march through. Knock yerself out, Chins. If you don't give a fuck about dropping dead with a Baconator stuffed in yer gob why should anyone else? I'm sure you pretending to be eating healthy will fix your black and oozing organs right up.
 
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So uhhhh, what is she gonna do for content?

Does "working on her health behind the scenes" mean not eating on camera? Because guess what, the cat is out of the bag on your health, Chinny. So no matter if you talk about your health or not...those same comments are gonna pop up every time you eat on camera. Everyone knows what bad shape you are in....you told us. So if people see you eating shitty, they are gonna call you on it...no matter if you are talking about your "health journey" or not.
 
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>TFW you say you're going to change and try to lose weight
>Go out and get fast food because your too lazy to prepare your own food
>TFW people hold you accountable for being incompetent and failing right out of the gate

You'd think that the motivation to improve her life and experiencing some of the more severe consequences of obesity would be enough to overcome mean words on a screen.
 
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BobLoblaw said:
So uhhhh, what is she gonna do for content?

Does "working on her health behind the scenes" mean not eating on camera?
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It's probably a knee-jerk reaction from frustration and anger over her unsatisfying "healthy meals." Working on her health "behind the scenes" means massive binges off camera. Regarding future content, she hasn't thought that far ahead.
 
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