Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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IMO, honestly the biggest issue with the Harris-Biden administration would be a return to the prior Obama-era diplomatic policy of appeasement.
The crowning point is that given the rumblings from Washington for 'better relations', China gets at least 2-4 years to pursue more of their agenda, while pressure is taken off of Iran and Venezuela.
Iran Deal 2.0:
And of course you get progressives jockeying to put their superficially progressive candidates in charge:
And hopes for the revival of the Iran Deal:
(Considering Iran wasn't being compliant even when the Nuclear Deal was in effect)
The crowning point is that given the rumblings from Washington for 'better relations', China gets at least 2-4 years to pursue more of their agenda, while pressure is taken off of Iran and Venezuela.
Iran Deal 2.0:
And of course you get progressives jockeying to put their superficially progressive candidates in charge:
And hopes for the revival of the Iran Deal:
(Considering Iran wasn't being compliant even when the Nuclear Deal was in effect)
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They're just sharing stories about their respective elections and giving each other advice.IMO, honestly the biggest issue with the Harris-Biden administration would be a return to the prior Obama-era diplomatic policy of appeasement.
The crowning point is that given the rumblings from Washington for 'better relations', China gets at least 2-4 years to pursue more of their agenda, while pressure is taken off of Iran and Venezuela.
Iran Deal 2.0:
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Man Chokes In Restaurant, Dr. Jill Biden Springs Into Action To Deliver Educational Lecture
WILMINGTON, DE—As Dr. Jill Biden and her husband went out to eat over the weekend, a man began choking on his Denver omelet. But lucky for him, Dr. Jill Biden was there, and she is a doctor.
"We need a doctor here!" cried a waiter. "Is there a doctor in the house?"
Dr. Jill Biden sprang into action. "I'm a doctor!" she said, rushing over. "I'm going to need a podium and a microphone, stat!" After a busboy hurried over with the life-saving tools she would need, Dr. Jill Biden thanked him and then began delivering a speech on meeting students' needs at the community college level.
"Thank you for having me here today," Dr. Jill Biden said as the bewildered choking man tried to call for a "real doctor," since he was obviously a misogynistic bigot. "Webster's Dictionary defines education as the action or process of educating." As she continued her intro, the man's face started to turn purple.
"There are three reasons community college being accessible for all is a net gain to society," Dr. Jill Biden said as the man started to lose consciousness. "First, good classes are good for people. We must increase positive educational outcomes by offering good classes for low or no cost. Good classes may include everything from tennis courses and physical education to math and even science."
"In conclusion, community college is good," Dr. Jill Biden said fifteen minutes later, after the man had died. "Thank you."
Dr. Ben Carson also happened to be there but was asked not to interfere as the media assured everyone he's not a real doctor.
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A gay guy's name has "Chaste" in it? 2020 continues to surprise me.
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TL;DW - Watch how Ami Horowitz makes New Yorkers recoil when they find out that they don’t know the real reason why they voted for Joe Biden.
Also, Ami did a video like this back in the start of the year.
A quick reminder that New Yorkers like these
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Apparently Trump gained margins in NYC, lost votes in the rest, so I'm not sure what this means.
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Shit like this pisses me off to no end, I am very close to an actual doctor, and I know several. This is just disrespectful. She's not a doctor, she's a Karen with one of the easiest and most low-paying degrees to obtain. I'm about to get my DNP in May, and I cannot call myself a doctor.
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I genuinely dont think theyre going to 86 Biden or whatever, hes easy to be a puppet and I think theyre banking on the "centerist, neolib, Obamas guy" image. Obamas been making a lot of public statements and making it about himself and his establishment, so I think theyre pushing that angle. He'll do 4 years and if anything Kamala will be the DNC fav in 2024, riding on the "legacy" angle, to complete the standard 8 year/2 4-year-terms term.
I do think the DNC is going to try to drain its own swamp, to purify its ranks and keep trying to win on margins and numbers alone and being "the right side of history, enlightened and youthful, hip and unaffiliated (even though they are very much endorsed, career politicians)" without changing much.
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I get where you’re coming from, but this is the Babylon Bee you’re referencing here. I do hope this website stays around for the next decade or so.
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I just thought the article was funny, but legally, the title of Doctor is reserved for someone who practices medicine.
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Eh, its for both since Doctorates came from those who obtained PhDs. It's just that modern connotations equate the Doctor title with the medical practice.
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Hah! I knew it was a Bee article without a second thought.
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That requires the DNC to have foresight. The problem is those young Bernie Bro-AOC types aren't going away. They're the ones still rioting in Seattle and Portland while they run California into faster insolvency by scaring away any kind of business that doesn't like paying taxes like Tesla and Oracle. The business Dems, like Biden and Pelosi, are old, weak, senile, and must abide by identity politics now. As irritating as Millennials are, the reasons why they are serfs are still around and will get worse as unemployment increases, which makes it increasingly harder for Business Dems to tard-wrangle them.
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TLDR: Dumb Joe's niece gets hopped up on pills and slams her car into a tree. Pleads guilty to DUI but gets off with a slap on the wrist, as is family tradition.
Another Biden walks free.
Joe Biden’s niece Caroline Biden pleaded guilty to DUI on Dec. 3 — and was sentenced to 20 days to six months of “confinement,” Pennsylvania court records said.
But the small print shows Biden, 33, won’t see a day behind bars after she negotiated a plea deal with the Montgomery County district attorney.
Instead of jail, she got five-plus months of probation, with 20 days of rehab in January counted toward her sentence.
The walk-free plea continues a long Biden family tradition of avoiding jail time. A Post investigation in July found at least eight other busts of Bidens resulted in wrist slaps.
“She will be on probation … Should she then violate or break the law at any time, then she will be on the hook for the rest of the sentence,” Kate Delano, a DA spokeswoman told The Post.
Biden, daughter of James Biden, was busted in Lower Merion Township, Pa., in August 2019 after slamming her car into a tree. Arresting officer Jeffrey Seamans noted Biden, who was driving without a license, “had difficulty focusing on the conversation” as he questioned her.
Biden’s car contained pill bottles for carisoprodol and lorazepam, both of which are controlled substances. A blood test later confirmed those and other drugs were in her system at the time of the crash.
Caroline Biden leaving court in July.Erik Thomas/NY Post
As her Uncle Joe campaigned for president, the case took more than a year crawling through the Pennsylvania courts. Her arraignment was held on Nov 4 — one day after the presidential election.
A court spokesperson insisted the date was auto-generated and its post-election timing coincidental.
Mike Gottlieb, a Norristown, Pa., attorney with experience in DUI cases, said the ruling was fair for a first offense. “It is not an unusual sentence to get credit for the time in the rehab. So truthfully, I don’t think she was treated any differently than any of my clients would have been,” he told The Post.
While the DUI may have been Caroline Biden’s first offense in Pennsylvania, her New York rap sheet includes dropping more than $110,000 on a stolen credit card and allegedly assaulting an NYPD officer.
In the DUI case, Biden was also ordered to pony up $1,990 in fines and legal costs and “participate in a public or nonprofit community service program for 12 hours.” Her license was also suspended for a year and she will be compelled to participate in a drug and alcohol awareness program, Delano said.
Biden’s attorney, John McMahon, did not respond to request for comment.
Caroline Biden’s father James has also increasingly come under suspicion for his involvement in the Pennsylvania hospital chain Americore. One of its hospitals in Ellwood City, Pa., was raided by the FBI in January, Politico reported. James Biden — along with President-elect Joe Biden — was also connected to Chinese energy giant CEFC, through emails obtained from a laptop owned by Caroline’s cousin, Hunter Biden.
Joe Biden’s niece Caroline gets no jail time after DUI guilty plea
Another Biden walks free.
Joe Biden’s niece Caroline Biden pleaded guilty to DUI on Dec. 3 — and was sentenced to 20 days to six months of “confinement,” Pennsylvania court records said.
But the small print shows Biden, 33, won’t see a day behind bars after she negotiated a plea deal with the Montgomery County district attorney.
Instead of jail, she got five-plus months of probation, with 20 days of rehab in January counted toward her sentence.
The walk-free plea continues a long Biden family tradition of avoiding jail time. A Post investigation in July found at least eight other busts of Bidens resulted in wrist slaps.
“She will be on probation … Should she then violate or break the law at any time, then she will be on the hook for the rest of the sentence,” Kate Delano, a DA spokeswoman told The Post.
Biden, daughter of James Biden, was busted in Lower Merion Township, Pa., in August 2019 after slamming her car into a tree. Arresting officer Jeffrey Seamans noted Biden, who was driving without a license, “had difficulty focusing on the conversation” as he questioned her.
Biden’s car contained pill bottles for carisoprodol and lorazepam, both of which are controlled substances. A blood test later confirmed those and other drugs were in her system at the time of the crash.
Caroline Biden leaving court in July.Erik Thomas/NY Post
As her Uncle Joe campaigned for president, the case took more than a year crawling through the Pennsylvania courts. Her arraignment was held on Nov 4 — one day after the presidential election.
A court spokesperson insisted the date was auto-generated and its post-election timing coincidental.
Mike Gottlieb, a Norristown, Pa., attorney with experience in DUI cases, said the ruling was fair for a first offense. “It is not an unusual sentence to get credit for the time in the rehab. So truthfully, I don’t think she was treated any differently than any of my clients would have been,” he told The Post.
While the DUI may have been Caroline Biden’s first offense in Pennsylvania, her New York rap sheet includes dropping more than $110,000 on a stolen credit card and allegedly assaulting an NYPD officer.
In the DUI case, Biden was also ordered to pony up $1,990 in fines and legal costs and “participate in a public or nonprofit community service program for 12 hours.” Her license was also suspended for a year and she will be compelled to participate in a drug and alcohol awareness program, Delano said.
Biden’s attorney, John McMahon, did not respond to request for comment.
Caroline Biden’s father James has also increasingly come under suspicion for his involvement in the Pennsylvania hospital chain Americore. One of its hospitals in Ellwood City, Pa., was raided by the FBI in January, Politico reported. James Biden — along with President-elect Joe Biden — was also connected to Chinese energy giant CEFC, through emails obtained from a laptop owned by Caroline’s cousin, Hunter Biden.
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Holy shit.
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Sure, referring to someone as a doctor is fine. However, if someone asks if there’s a doctor in the house, and you reply “yes” and you’re a doctor of economics or something, fuck you.
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Huh, that's odd. I thought a rapsheet like that got you an automatic longer sentence?
At least, that was the excuse they used to jail that Hispanic guy who burned an LGBT flag for years.
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Any person with a basic American law school degree is technically a doctor, but if any of them went around calling themselves a Doctor of Law you'd rightfully tell them to fuck off.
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I mean, it is a first offence in a state as well as the result of an accident that only affected herself and her property. That and the article says that she was going into rehab and that she will receive the full sentence if she violate probation. No doubt that her last name helped her sentence, though.
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I doubt that she would have trouble visiting Canada if she wanted to.
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