Abby Cappleman. She's a munchie who claims she has fibromyalgia and Ehlos-Danlers Syndrome and persistent fatigue and all sorts of other nebulous illnesses that are hard to diagnose. She's been trying to make a career as a "disability advocate", but she's such an unpleasant and entitled little shit that people have stopped paying attention to her. Much like Lou, she's not very good at keeping her lies straight, as she claims that she needs an assistance dog to help her do things like open cupboard doors and put on socks because her joints are so fragile they'll disintegrate under the slightest strain, but she has also repeatedly claimed that she once singlehandedly dragged an injured person out of a wrecked car when she was younger.
Kinda fucked up of Lou to assume all sex workers are doing it because they have no other choice.
Lou puts ketchup on his grilled cheese. He also expects a doctor to magically fix it so he can keep eating like a hambeast. Yup, he's gonna die.
Lou has never eaten 'normally'.
Hahahaha yo savage burn from the fat incel who diabetes'd his foot bone off and has literally never worked. Yo is the reason this tub of lard needs so many new fucking electronics is that he tard rages when people argue with him and he breaks the shit?
You need to come up with better grift stories fatty. No one cares about your penis aftertaste from doing sex work.
Maybe he is just trying to get back into the ER, have some quality time with people who have to be nice to him and all...
Lou really is an idiot. The doctors surely must have given him at least basic dietary information when they confirmed his Type 2 status at the hospital? Don't forget that the grilled cheese is probably Momma Gags' doing, as she is no doubt cooking for him whilst he 'recovers'. Hilarious considering the facebook post she made about Lou's diagnosis where she said that she "thinks she knows what she's doing at least" because of his stepdad being Type 2 also. Clearly, she doesn't know what she's doing if this the kind of food she's cooking for the two diabetics she now lives with. No wonder the stepdad has the reaper breathing down his neck 24/7, jesus christ.
>"I need $298.53 more..."
Edit to add his latest. He needs an ipad to "future proof his life". Nothing he comes up with will ever make this particular grift sound any less insane or plausible.
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The real question is which one of us will buy it?
I'm awaiting the grift that will follow the amputation. "Yinz guys, I need $ 15000 so I can get one of those top-of-the-line custom prosthetics like Oscar Pistorius had. It'll make working out with my Ring Fit and walking to Walmart for lettuce and tomatoes way easier. Got $10, so just $14990 to go. Please?"
