Politisperg safe space PM chain leak - Also known as the autism holocaust

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

There's no rule against it.

I for one value our government assets. It gives me things to brag about if I ever talk to people in real life someday.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

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I know this was posted in jest but you unironically need an FBI-style pinboard to remotely make sense of all this batshit at this point. Half of it would be plastered with pictures of chastity cages

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

This...

I just...

Why can't you all just talk to people in public like normal people

Why are you involved in so many of these autistic PMs

Accurate.

I'm involved in none of the PM's up here, and I only know of one current one that I left awhile back.

 

[Nobunaga]

And did he die from that? No.

No, he literally told his followers he felt like dying and the next day he kicked the bucket, the absolute mad man

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I'm involved in none of the PM's up here, and I only know of one current one that I left awhile back.

huuuuuuuuge doubt

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

@3119967d0c is clearly in Iranian Intelligence.

This is the sort of thing that Saddam Hussein was trying to warn us about when he launched the Qādisiyyat-Ṣaddām.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

I'm involved in none of the PM's up here, and I only know of one current one that I left awhile back.

Wh-Then how did you get the Discord link if you were in none of those PMs but the one Satan posted that you said you left awhile ago!? Especially if the other Discord was just made, I-
Am I going crazy here? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, like I'm talking in a circle.

 

[Taco]

I know this was posted in jest but you unironically need an FBI-style pinboard to remotely make sense of all this batshit at this point. Half of it would be plastered with pictures of chastity cages

Hey man say what you want about chastity cages but some people might need that in their life.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Wh-Then how did you get the Discord link if you were in none of those PMs but the one Satan posted that you said you left awhile ago!? Especially if the Discord was just made, I-
Am I going crazy here? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, like I'm talking in a circle.

A member decided that a better place to chat would be Discord, and sent a link to one he made a couple days before all this happened. I didn’t join it. When I talked about Satan and zed, I was talking about the PM chain Jack Edelweiss made before he dipped out, and that Satan and zed were invited into. I’m haven’t been in that one for days since I left it, so I think @Gustav Schuchardt could explain things better.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Where has @Satan gone? Surely not a hugbox?

 

[X Prime]

Our Dear Leader is at the end of his rope with these DM chains; apparently zed's been doing them for awhile.

Won't anyone think of Dear Leader?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Where has @Satan gone?

Back to Hell.

 

[Nobunaga]

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Our Dear Leader is at the end of his rope with these DM chains; apparently zed's been doing them for awhile.

Won't anyone think of Dear Leader?

Its all because null told zed to stop being a sperg and stop editing posts from people he didnt like
The only person to blame is himself

 

[X Prime]

Its all because null told zed to stop being a sperg and stop editing posts from people he didnt like
The only person to blame is himself

What I want to know is, where are the autism apocalypses over those DM chains Null mentioned? Surely the megathreads over those dreaded hugboxes exist.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

No sooner has @Satan 's self-immolated corpse smoldered to embers and the pm posse are looking to take a celebratory champagne shower with the jerrycan lying next to his crumpled form.

This thread is amazing: it's like a battlefield where everything gets pushed back and forth but ultimately neither side can triumph over the other; So it is just eternal self-immolation by both sides.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Its all because null told zed to stop being a sperg and stop editing posts from people he didnt like
The only person to blame is himself

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Zedkissed60 the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the normies would tell you. It's a Kiwifarms legend. Darth Zedkissed 60 was a Dark Lord of Kiwifarms,so powerful and so wise he could use the reaction sticker to influence the spergs to create lol... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from chimping.The dark side of the reaction sticker is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he mocked the jannies, then the jannies banned him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from becoming a sperg, but not himself.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Haha what the fuck is happening here? How come I never get added to these spergout PM chains?

If any of you want to add me to your email chain it's bryanseegamedev@gmail.com

Put "mortal engines" in the subject line.

 

[Taco]

The only person to blame is himself

Tale as old as time itself

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Hey man say what you want about chastity cages but some people might need that in their life.

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JokerRager's peepee is just practicing good safety measures against the Commie menace.

" and cover!"

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wow we got two groups of faggots here

We have Satan who is acting exactly like the people he made this thread over, and being quite laughable acting like a child wanting to take the ball and go home because this isn't fun for him anymore

Then we have the faggots in the PM group who were assblasted by HHH and people having differing views then them, with one of the bigger members of that group being revealed as a fucking degenerate who takes anyone agreeing with them as friends (based on how he sounded so betrayed by me calling him a faggot)

At this point it's like Christmas where we get a massive amount of retards to laugh at from Politispergs to OP flying too close to the sun.

Satan's okay. He paid for the ticket, he's taking the ride. It just got a little heavier then he expected it to be. Can happen to anyone. The sheer butthurt humor and polisperg tears provided are worth it all, and he'll look back on it with pride after.