Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

- What's your name?
- Dulcinea Pynk--
- Birth name, sir.
- But I prefer being--
- You don't prefer shit, comrade. Your preferences do not and will not supplant those of the community. Now, say your birth name.
- ... Derek Smith.
- What do you do?
- Well, I could counsel the youth of our community over their identities and help them find their lot in life and--
- You think that's useful, comrade? You think that will give a roof over the worker's heads and food over the worker's tables? You will get your ass to the community fields and pick up a daily quota 500 kilograms of vegetables, or it is the gulag with you.
- B-but-but-- I'm a true believer in the system, see? I even wear the hammer-and-sickle on my Twitter handle and--
- Yeah yeah, the part of believing is over, now it's the work part. Now quit yapping or instead of the gulag, you'll get the paredón! Now move it, you degenerate scum! Earn your humanity in the fields that feed the people!

- Can you believe this yutz calls himself "Dulcinea"? Where the hell did they get those ideas?
 
That Helen Keller shit makes me want to hurt people on many, many levels.

Meanwhile I've got some vacant-eyed retard trying to tell me about how awesome socialism is, and how stupid I am for pointing out that labor, while necessary, has no intrinsic value of its own and can really only be judged by the results.

Do you hear the helicopters, Fernando?
 

To be able to teach economics, you would first have to understand economics, and you're a fucking commie, so there's no danger of that, because "Communist Economic Theory" revolves entirely around establishing the minimum number of calories required for you to do back-breaking, humiliating labour for the good of the Party, unless you happen to be pretty enough that a ranking member of the Party decides you're worth having as a mistress.

And you, dear Bri-the-beekeeper, are definitely not pretty enough to get that lucky. But At least you'll lose some of that pudge your heretofore privileged life has permitted you to pack on, you mediocre hambeast.
 
The scary thing is this isn't the first time I've seen this exact topic on either Twitter or Facebook, with similarly :optimistic: answers. These people seem genuinely convinced that they will never ever find themselves against the wall, let alone be among the first.
 
I love those idiots talking about communism as if it has any merit just because "EcOnOmIsTs StUdy It!!1!1".

Yes, you gibbering imbeciles, economists do study communist theories. As an exercise in figuring out just how many things it gets wrong. Everybody with two functioning braincells and even a basic understanding of supply and demand can tell the system is completely unworkable unless you compromise it to the point it's basically just Capitalism-Lite, Now Without Meaningful Private Property and a bonus Massive Governmental Surveillance and Secret Police Presence in every box.
 
Are companies going woke because they are in fact woke? Or are they going woke because they’re being told to in an effort to propagate leftist ideas? Or are they going woke because they know organizations will throw money at them to produce projects and they can take that money and pocket it while also taking cuts of profits from idiots who will buy their product even if profits underperform?
 
Are companies going woke because they are in fact woke? Or are they going woke because they’re being told to in an effort to propagate leftist ideas? Or are they going woke because they know organizations will throw money at them to produce projects and they can take that money and pocket it while also taking cuts of profits from idiots who will buy their product even if profits underperform?
Yes.
 
It's really fucked how people with this mindset have such a narrow and Manichean view of the world and its history. Everything is viewed through the prism of whitey being a unique evil in the world (shout out to Susan Sontag). The nuance of reality is totally Blackwashed. All wypipo, every single one, are tarred as committing a mortal sin -- and tens of thousands of people "like" this childishly petulant thought.
 
At least the bee keeper is doing something useful. Honey does have a lot of beneficial properties, but a therapist healing past someone’s wounds? Do these people really think they’ll be allowed to live lazy lifestyles monetizing their hobbies?
 
Yes, you gibbering imbeciles, economists do study communist theories. As an exercise in figuring out just how many things it gets wrong.

Economists study communism just like epidemiologists study smallpox.
Are companies going woke because they are in fact woke? Or are they going woke because they’re being told to in an effort to propagate leftist ideas? Or are they going woke because they know organizations will throw money at them to produce projects and they can take that money and pocket it while also taking cuts of profits from idiots who will buy their product even if profits underperform?
Companies do act on profit motives but they are also run by boards of alarmingly stupid, overpaid clowns who are so slow on the uptake it often takes them five years or more to figure out what even happened five years ago. So as simple a message as "get woke go broke" is, and as much money as these idiots have lost going woke and getting broke, they still haven't figured it out. They haven't figured it out as they hang "Black Lies Matter" banners in front of their retail outlets, only for those very retail outlets to be looted and set on fire hours later. Give them time. If they still exist in four or so years they might figure it out.
 
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This is completely insane. These people actually live so far divorced from the realities of daily life that nobody is saying they'd be the garbage collectors or plumbers or picking the vegetables (not the same as "foraging in the wilderness", I'm afraid) or construction laborers. Seeing a lot of teachers, storytellers, and cooks though, which is just laughable. They must really live life as though food magically shows up in the supermarkets and electricity just comes out of the plugs without any human labor required. Definition of sheltered.
"Making lattes when needed" for fuck's sake, where is the coffee coming from in this commune? Buying it from the supermarket? Where's the money coming from? Who the hell has the resources to waste on espresso machines and milk frothers when the leftist commune needs someone to shovel the shit where people won't be getting sick and enough calories to keep the workers working?
 
This is completely insane. These people actually live so far divorced from the realities of daily life that nobody is saying they'd be the garbage collectors or plumbers or picking the vegetables (not the same as "foraging in the wilderness", I'm afraid) or construction laborers. Seeing a lot of teachers, storytellers, and cooks though, which is just laughable. They must really live life as though food magically shows up in the supermarkets and electricity just comes out of the plugs without any human labor required. Definition of sheltered.
"Making lattes when needed" for fuck's sake, where is the coffee coming from in this commune? Buying it from the supermarket? Where's the money coming from? Who the hell has the resources to waste on espresso machines and milk frothers when the leftist commune needs someone to shovel the shit where people won't be getting sick and enough calories to keep the workers working?
You are 100% correct. They don't just NOT know about these things, but they don't even know what they don't know. They don't understand things like where electricity comes from or where their poop goes when they flush their toilet, and they don't even think to think about it in the first place.
 
You are 100% correct. They don't just NOT know about these things, but they don't even know what they don't know. They don't understand things like where electricity comes from or where their poop goes when they flush their toilet, and they don't even think to think about it in the first place.
Actually, a lot of them do think about these things.

It's just they stop at "we can keep it working" or "we'll find a better solution for it" and don't think about it any further. They're the worst kind of idiot: utterly convinced of their own intelligence.
 
Actually, a lot of them do think about these things.

It's just they stop at "we can keep it working" or "we'll find a better solution for it" and don't think about it any further. They're the worst kind of idiot: utterly convinced of their own intelligence.
Or they start babbling about mythical automation that will automagically be deployed worldwide and instantly to do the jobs that get hands dirty. And don't you dare ask where its coming from, when its getting here, who's developing and rolling it out (potentially billions of man hours of labor for this magic automation) for free to implement this techno-utopian future? Don't you fucking dare ask that...

I guess no one needs to know how the sausage gay space communism is made.
 
This is completely insane. These people actually live so far divorced from the realities of daily life that nobody is saying they'd be the garbage collectors or plumbers or picking the vegetables (not the same as "foraging in the wilderness", I'm afraid) or construction laborers.
They are all admitting they'd be absolutely worthless. Anyone who actually does any of those jobs is worth vastly more than any of these scum.
 
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