SlutHate II: Hatred Edition - Now Known as "RedPillTalk"

How it would pan out-

(Scene: A crowded restaurant. Holden is sitting at the couples dining table he reserved weeks in advance . Thonis enters the restaurant and joins him)

Holden: Hey friend, wanna talk about sluts?
Thonis: Not anymore. We need to get serious.
Holden: About what? whats more serious that sluts?
Thonis: Us.
(A funk of awkward descends upon them)
Thonis: I love you Marijan. I love your tall, dark looks and your raging intelligence.
Holden: I'm... I'm not ready for this. All I wanna talk about is sluts. Why isn't that enough for you?
Thonis: You're enough for me. Will you be my rape-ape?
(Tears begin welling in Holden's eyes. Affection isn't something he receives often)
Holden: Oh god, Yes!

(Homosexuality ensues)

That's beautiful.

I imagine @Holden and @ThonisSH then moving to a quiet farm somewhere together so they can relish in each other's love without being distracted by sluts. @Holden is a firm lover, but quite loving now that he realizes he's found his one and doesn't have to be so angry anymore. @ThonisSH is a shy lover, but willing to open himself to Holden's affections.
 
Good thing the Supreme Court just legalized gay marriage. At least if they both settle in the United States.
Great, all we gotta do is get Holden and Thonis to move out of their backwater Eastern or Central whatever European countries and come to the US to meet up with Dovey boy. Then find a good location for them to do their business in.
 
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I am just going to stay out of this mess. I wouldn't want to ruin your sexual fantasies
What, you were actually serious when you said this?
Holden is one of the most sane people i have come across on both Sluthate and Kiwifarms. I am the one who might go insane at some point from all this suffering. I just can`t take as much as he does. Or maybe with age i will become wiser and more used to this form of injustice.
I was just brought up respecting women until i lost respect for the women in my country about a year ago.
Now i see what you guys dislike Holden so much. He is a decent looking guy, tall , intelligent and makes you feel insecure. It all makes sense now.
You can`t gang up on him and try to make yourself look better, you fail every time. Intelligence+ lots of life experience. This could be me in 6 years if i survive this long.
My god. Do you always make assumptions about people you don't even know?
 
I am just going to stay out of this mess. I wouldn't want to ruin your sexual fantasies

The Farms tends to be fairly accepting of gay people, Thonis. You can come out of the closet. It's okay.
 
Fucking Degenerates

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=99119
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Yo @ThonisSH, what about @Holden is handsome exactly? The rat face or the meth-induced scabs? Seriously dogg, do you just not know what handsome means?

Part of me wouldn't be surprised if this was another of Thonis' "edgelord tactics"

"LOLZ, THE KIWIS DON'T LIKE HOLDEN, SO I WILL PRAISE HIM TO PISS THEM OFF! LOLZ! REKT!"
 
Part of me wouldn't be surprised if this was another of Thonis' "edgelord tactics"

"LOLZ, THE KIWIS DON'T LIKE HOLDEN, SO I WILL PRAISE HIM TO PISS THEM OFF! LOLZ! REKT!"
It's either that or his psycho fetish.
 
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Part of me wouldn't be surprised if this was another of Thonis' "edgelord tactics"

"LOLZ, THE KIWIS DON'T LIKE HOLDEN, SO I WILL PRAISE HIM TO PISS THEM OFF! LOLZ! REKT!"
I agree and if so it's very ill conceived. It would be like someone whiteknighting Chris. "This will really make them mad!"
 
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