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[BallBuster]

If Bonnie is gone for a few weeks and Pennywise is still a gimp, that means literally no work will be done on the farm.

 

[CheesyBoy]

If Bonnie is gone for a few weeks and Pennywise is still a gimp, that means literally no work will be done on the farm.

I look forward to Kevin's tweets about how "hard" he's "working".

 

[Mr. Bones]

If Bonnie is gone for a few weeks and Pennywise is still a gimp, that means literally no work will be done on the farm.

Who's going to manage the recycling is what I want to know. Have any of them tweeted about how that's working out recently?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder if there's an inheritance ahead...

There must be something. How could he travel when they have no money otherwise.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I look forward to Kevin's tweets about how "hard" he's "working".

He won't even do that. He'll just keep posting about Transformers and gross sex stuff, oblivious to the fact that Penny is working twice as hard outside his window. It's 50-50 whether he even notices Bonnie is gone.

 

[Law]

A few weeks? What is he doing, taking a boat to another country for a funeral?

Maybe he's quarantining for 14 days to be responsible.

There must be something. How could he travel when they have no money otherwise.

I could see his mom paying to fly him out.
I think he'll act totally meek and normal at the funeral then tweet furiously about how he was viciously misgendered by his elderly relatives who haven't seen him for years.

 

[Cool Spot]

Man, if Bonnie's gone and Penny is still on crutches, maybe the Tranch will be up in flames sometime within the next few weeks.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I look forward to Kevin's tweets about how "hard" he's "working".

Or the tweets will talk about how much nicer it is at the tranch without the mean one there who always rolls their eyes and mutters "lazy bastard" under their breath.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

I wonder if they've given Kevin simple chores to do around the house like a child as the rest of them do the heavy lifting out on the ranch. Shit like doing dishes, feeding the cats and dogs, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, given how Kevin is fundamentally useless and how disgusting and haphazard everything looks indoors. I don't even wanna know what the litter box situation is like.

I'm also curious how everyone else's living quarters look and if they're just as messy as the area Kevin and at least one or two other troons share. I believe someone in the thread mentioned that Penny and Bonnie have their own rooms?

I was always under the impression that Kev, Jen, and Penny shared a bed. I swear Kev has mentioned sharing a bed with a couple of other people and they've got their polycule thing going on.

Edit - yes, they share

Hahah three grown men, one of them very fat, sharing one bed.

 

[Storfle]

I was always under the impression that Kev, Jen, and Penny shared a bed. I swear Kev has mentioned sharing a bed with a couple of other people and they've got their polycule thing going on.

What a stinky troon pile that must be! Is anyone ever washing those sheets?

 

[Mr. Bones]

I was always under the impression that Kev, Jen, and Penny shared a bed. I swear Kev has mentioned sharing a bed with a couple of other people and they've got their polycule thing going on.

Kev shares a room with 2 others. Pennywise has his own private room.

Edit: I was wrong

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Kev shares a room with 2 others. Pennywise has his own private room.

I'm positive it's the three of them because they don't just share the room they share the bed, but I do think someone mentioned that Bonnie and his boyfriend seem to have their own room.

 

[Law]

Hahah three grown men, one of then very fat, sharing one bed.

Bedtime at the ranch must be like a slapstick routine. Having to tetris 3 giant dudes, a few stray cats, and some plushies into one bed.
If they have a polycule lover's quarrel does one guy have to curl up on the floor in the corner on a pile of laundry? Also which came first, polyamory or not being able to afford more furniture?
It's funny how queer trans folx act like they're more evolved, wiser and more special than common idiots like us, when their lived experiences resemble scenes from It's Always Sunny.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Ugh imagine having to share a bed with 2 smelly, crazy men & one of them has to dilate his amhole & smears his vile amhole gunk on everything.

Could it be that the tranch is actually in one of the circles of hell?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I was always under the impression that Kev, Jen, and Penny shared a bed. I swear Kev has mentioned sharing a bed with a couple of other people and they've got their polycule thing going on.

Edit - yes, they share

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Hahah three grown men, one of then very fat, sharing one bed.

So is this fat fucking retard spooning dolls?

Sorry I'm not online enough to wrap my head around this.

 

[Mr. Bones]

Imagine living on the tranch:

You wake up at the crack of dawn to the sound of Pennywise barking orders from somewhere in the dome, he sounds more and more like Buffalo Bill every day. You're exhausted from various animals noises that kept you up half the night. Your body aches from all the awful manual labor and poor diet and you're weak from boofing HRT.

You get out of bed and step on a transformer toy, you swear and decide which dog to blame this on, hoping that will keep Kevin's screeching to a minimum. There's a faint stench about the place but you're mostly nose blind to it now. You search around through the piles of junk on the floor for a coat before heading outside to feed rotting hay to the angry alpacas. On your way out you spot Bonnie in the corner cradling his rifle like a shell shocked soldier, rocking back and forth while muttering something about a funeral.

The cold from outside makes your body feel worse, you cry inside knowing you will be doing double duty again because Pennywise is out of commission for a few more days at the least. You look across the baren landscape while avoiding alcapa kicks and dump hay on the ground. Your joints are already frozen from the mountain air, everything hurts even worse now. Maybe you wish you could stay inside and lay in bed all day like that bitch Kevin.

Yep, living the trans dream.

 

[Law]

Imagining Penny barking orders while doing the Buffalo Bill whisper-lisp is horrifying and hilarious.

 

[Old Fart]

You get out of bed and step on a transformer toy, you swear and decide which dog to blame this on, hoping that will keep Kevin's screeching to a minimum.

May I suggest: You get out of bed careful not to wake the others, two on either side, all new arrivals after the previous ones mysteriously left.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Not only do they have to share a room, they don't even get their own beds? Not even getting goddamn bunk beds?

 

[farttpott]

Not only do they have to share a room, they don't even get their own beds? Not even getting goddamn bunk beds?

imagine having kevin gibes on the mattress above you