Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Huh. Didn't Becky just say that she's cut off contact with her "horribly abusive" parents?

Oh, right - Mami is buying Becky stuff, so all that abuse gets memoryholed for the time being.
 
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There’s no way that she will quit weed. She’ll either make excuses as to why she has to continue, or she will just continue without mentioning it.
 
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As if she won't miscarry from how fucked up her body is.
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She miscarries a lot, according to her. But like her online abuse, expect her to go all out on the grief and posturing if it actually happens, rather than all the times she's used it as a weapon.

The obvious question of why this one time is so much worse than all the others - because it's actually real - will be happily ignored by her usual asspatters who uncritically accept her narrative of her life.

I think everyone here agrees she'd be an abominable mother and it's best for the world if she didn't spawn, but her desire for a child only becomes a thing when she's trying to get something for it, be it attention from her fuckbuddy with a pregnancy fetish or as a manipulation to hold over her parents and in-laws, so she will be put off by anything that smacks of effort. Which she will blame on everything except her terrible character.
 
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She miscarries a lot, according to her. But like her online abuse, expect her to go all out on the grief and posturing if it actually happens, rather than all the times she's used it as a weapon.
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You'd think that Becky miscarrying at a rate of 13.7 dead fetuses an hour (based on how often it she says it does) would be some kind of hint that your polluted womb is incapable of conceiving, but thankfully none of those miscarriages actually happened.

Protip, Becky: those blood chunks in your manly maxi pads are just blood clots, not miscarried fetuses.
 
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If Becky ever does have a child, she'll absolutely use that kid as a bargaining chip every chance she gets. Mami won't send any more gibs? Fuck her, she's not allowed to see the grandkids. Husbands are acting up? She'll take to Twitter to complain that they don't help out with the kids enough and bemoan the sexist society that puts all the childcare responsibilities off onto mothers. She'll have the most difficult pregnancy ever, the most harrowing birth, the worst recovery, on and on to get sympathy. Any slight inconvenience will be blown as out of proportion as possible.
 
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I don’t believe a word of it. She’s walked this having-a-baby story forward and back too many times. Upcoming drama:
“Can’t cope without my meds... but that’s the sacrifice I made!”
“Mami says I’m going to be a bad parent and she’s right! Pity me!”
“I can’t conceive! I must be some sort of diseased freak!”
“I just got an abusive email calling me a diseased freak!”
“I just had a miscarriage! I’m traumatised!”
And of course...
“I just got put on new meds, now I can’t have a baby!”
 
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Petronella said:
If Becky ever does have a child, she'll absolutely use that kid as a bargaining chip every chance she gets. Mami won't send any more gibs? Fuck her, she's not allowed to see the grandkids. Husbands are acting up? She'll take to Twitter to complain that they don't help out with the kids enough and bemoan the sexist society that puts all the childcare responsibilities off onto mothers. She'll have the most difficult pregnancy ever, the most harrowing birth, the worst recovery, on and on to get sympathy. Any slight inconvenience will be blown as out of proportion as possible.
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Not to mention that it's almost guaranteed that she's going to troon out her kid for asspats, like Desmond Is Amazing and Jazz Jennings' parents did.

If Becky pulls a Munchausen By Proxy on her kid, I will not be surprised.
 
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Of course Becky thinks because she carries the kid for 9 months and has "two husbands" that she can just fuck off and have them deal with all the hard stuff once the kid is born. Becky will treat the kid like a irresponsible child with a pet; once it's no longer new and fun and/or gets tough, she'll get bored and just hand it off to the cucks to deal with until it becomes convenient for her to swoop in for any more "fun stuff". (or to show off on Twatter for asspats)

Just like the dog or her toys, the kid will just be a prop in the drama of Becky.

God help any kid that survives her polluted womb and inevitable backslide into weed edibles long enough to be born.
 
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Becky discovers she cannot get high and be pregnant
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I thought maybe she was joking. She's dumb but she's not that dumb, right? No, she's serious and didn't know this. She also thinks she will get plenty of sleep when the baby comes

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Becky and her friends are retarded. Women take SSRIs all the time during pregnancy. She just wants more excuses to look tortured and beg for asspats.

I’ve always assumed the three of them are in what degenerates call ‘a V’ as opposed to a triad. Each guy (supposedly) has a relationship with her, but the guys don’t have a romantic relationship with each other. So it’s a bit rich to expect one to raise the other’s kid. (Not that it’ll ever happen because Bex is too selfish to have a child in any case.)
 
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A drama lull over the past week?

Couldn't help but giggle when I saw this. Maybe its just me and my transphobian-nazism reading too much into stuff. Yonah Rex Rare Troon: Hopefully No Legacy Tracks.
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Jesus Christ, Tron is one of my favorite movies of all time, I grew up watching it like at least once a year for 20 years. I can still quote entire sections of that movie. I just showed it to my kid, for that matter, and it’s still fucking great.

I watched Tron Legacy and I’ll be damned if I can remember anything about it except Jeff Bridges literally playing The Dude but in the Tron universe. Outside of the soundtrack, which was admittedly good, it’s complete IP cash-in trash as the poster above said.
 
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Is it "my wife's boyfriend" who is impregnating this queer? I know the idea of kids has been floated quite a bit over the past few months, but it seems like 2021 could be the year.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
On the bright side, she's going to have to have sex with her husbands to get pregnant.
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If she's thinking it all the way through (ha ha), she'll make a point of only fucking Daniel. Paternity would put an even bigger legal leash on him than the marriage does for Cuckson.

That said, mark me down under there's no way she'll ever really have a kid.
 
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Each guy (supposedly) has a relationship with her, but the guys don’t have a romantic relationship with each other.
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That may be, but I suspect that if Daniel ordered Jackson to suck his dick or bend over the sofa in a stern enough voice, Jackson would hasten to obey and probably not even mind it very much.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
On the bright side, she's going to have to have sex with her husbands to get pregnant. She hates sleeping with either of them, especially Carlson, so expect lots of emasculating and passive-aggressive swipes at them on twitter.
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Lmao like she'll get knocked up by one of the cucks. Bitch will get knocked up by some ghetto groid.
 
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