Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I love Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Melinda! I know you're not a great gal, but times have been rough for all of us, so I hope Santa brings your kids something nice and Jesus helps you find happiness.

 

[White Baby]

Bitch, that isn't "eye for eye", your evil ass was up on here attacking me before I even arrived

I was here well after you were posting on your thread actively. If you have trouble keeping track of your falsehoods I suggest a notebook.

Ok KF trolls, I'll leave you to your own sick twisted minds as you discuss among yourself what I do with my own damn vagina, how I raise my children, and my life choices, all of which you are unqualified as spiritually deginerate people to judge and ultimately is none of your business

You all are so empty inside that the only way you feel good inside is attacking people you Scapegoat as "lolcows". Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

I'm going to be interpreting these messages as Melinda signaling that she's got another booty call date with Marshall from now on. Try not to let the kids hear your fake orgasms, it'll make them weird.

 

[Deadpool]

So now according to you I DO follow The Torah

No. You only claim to. Much like you claim a lot of shit that's not true.

I never said people who follow The Torah can't get sick. I said they can't die from cancer

My mistake. It's an easy one to make when both statements are equally fucking retarded.

I don't pay her

Then she's definitely fictional.

Like I said. Look how empty your life is that you have to come here constantly and attack me with words

Our lives are way more fufilling and less empty than yours. As we speak I'm at a friend's house for the holidays, they just happen to be putting their kids to bed. Whenever I'm on here the friends or family I'm with are watching TV or doing something that doesn't interest me so I read comics and check the farms. I mock you because it's funny and I hate your fucking guts (just like every other person who interacts with you for more than five minutes.)

Ch-istmas

It's Christmas. Learn to spell you stupid bitch.

What I do with my vagina is none of your business. That's what you can't seem to grasp

Then stop talking about it you giant whore.

Believe whatever you want, I'm not putting my contacts at risk for being your next stalking victim

Translation: they don't exist so I'll feign concern for them. Besides even if they did exist we would only discuss them if there were a s stupid or degenerate as you are.

Ok KF trolls, I'll leave you to your own sick twisted minds as you discuss among yourself what I do with my own damn vagina, how I raise my children, and my life choices, all of which you are unqualified as spiritually deginerate people to judge and ultimately is none of your business

You all are so empty inside that the only way you feel good inside is attacking people you Scapegoat as "lolcows". Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

May Elohim arise and judge the nations for their wickedness

Melinda big mad! Melinda type in giant font. Cope harder skank. See you in a few days.

all of which you are unqualified as spirituality

Wrong. You already stated that I was qualified and everyone saw it.

 

[Narr Then]

You don't know the meaning of the word matriarch you silly sow. Can't be a matriarch when all your children up and leave you. Which they will.
Kids will go no contact, you'll only see your grandchildren by stalking your children's Facebook with a fake profile. They'll purposely forget all the stories about your familial and religious history because you've scarred them so much they've blocked it out. C-PTSD, it's extremely common for children of religious extremists.
You'll have nothing Melinda. And your children and your line will lead a rich fulfilling life without you in it. You'll only be remembered as the monster in the closet with no name.

Merry Christmas y'cunt.

 

[Scrofula]

You seem to have trouble spelling Christ and God. I realize your profoundly stupid. And a giant whore, but you should be able to spell 3 to 6 letter words.

You're off the mark on this one.
This is yet another humble and rendearing element of REAL Judaism which Melinda has appropriated and twisted to fit her hateful agenda.

REAL Jews will often spell God "G_D" in a show of humble deference "Mankind isn't worthy to say His name out loud" kinda thing.
Same reason a REAL Jew would never ever ever say or write YAHWEH or YHWY under any circumstances.
It's meant as a exclusionary taboo, much like the Kabbah can never be opened, or women attend a circumcision in various cultures
Or, even better, how the contents of the Ark of the Covenant cannot be viewed by human eyes.

Melinda, in her narcissicism, spite , hatred and perversity, has twisted this quaint and rather endearing expression of awe and faith to make it so her preferred name for the God she maintains she worships MUST be spoken aloud to prove she is the "holder of the knowledge of the magic words".
Worse yet, she has turned the sacralising of His name on it's head, so that rather than a mark of humble piety and faith, the intentional mispelling is now aimed like an arrow at all the other gods she disapproves of, so as to mark their names as so disgusting and contemptuous that their names deserve never to be spelled properly.

So, much like her true master, the Satan of the Bible, she perverts beauty because she is constitutionally unable to create beauty. Same goes for her kids. She takes innocent babies, perfect gifts from Providence (well, except that one retard, but I digress) and twists them to be dark, evil, and malign.
Melinda makes only monstrosities.

You're not fooling anyone, @TamarYaelBatYah .
I got your number, daemon.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Bitch, that isn't "eye for eye", your evil ass was up on here attacking me before I even arrived


Perfect health includes getting sick and building immunity. You have to get Corona first to build immunity


Ok KF trolls, I'll leave you to your own sick twisted minds as you discuss among yourself what I do with my own damn vagina, how I raise my children, and my life choices, all of which you are unqualified as spiritually deginerate people to judge and ultimately is none of your business

You all are so empty inside that the only way you feel good inside is attacking people you Scapegoat as "lolcows". Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

May Elohim arise and judge the nations for their wickedness

I mean, one of us got corona, the other got vaccinated. So much for a plague on us lmao.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But I know you cant read details

Says the women who can't read 6 simple lines.

Perfect health includes getting sick

That is literally an oxymoron. It also defies the definitions of words, but that's not new to you

I'll leave you

See you in 7 hours.

ultimately is none of your business

Yet you keep sharing. Often times completely unprovoked.

Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

May Elohim arise and judge the nations for their wickedness

 

[Narr Then]

Didn't she say that diseases/germs etc were demons in the blood? Or was that xtamarlover?

 

[Scrofula]

Bitch, that isn't "eye for eye", your evil ass was up on here attacking me before I even arrived


Perfect health includes getting sick and building immunity. You have to get Corona first to build immunity


Ok KF trolls, I'll leave you to your own sick twisted minds as you discuss among yourself what I do with my own damn vagina, how I raise my children, and my life choices, all of which you are unqualified as spiritually deginerate people to judge and ultimately is none of your business

You all are so empty inside that the only way you feel good inside is attacking people you Scapegoat as "lolcows". Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

May Elohim arise and judge the nations for their wickedness

SUPER XMAS MATI !!!!! Call it "the gift of prophesy", but I got a feeling that Christmas just may have been the day dear old Daddy gifted himself a 10-bore load of buckshot in his daughterfucking face.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've already contracted Corona... and I survived.

Congrats you survived something that only kills off around 0.02% of people who get the virus. Do you want a cookie for your accomplishment?

Blah blah blah excuses trying to power level me

Dude, if your life was so great you wouldn't be on here trying to attack me

Laughing at you isn't an "attack".

So now according to you I DO follow The Torah

Not any I've read. None of the ones I've read have Christian verses in them.

I don't need help often. I manage 6 children quite well by myself on a daily basis because the same self discipline that got me through NCAA I athletics, college, a job as a bartender turning $5,000 sales/night and 6 pregnancies helps me run my house with order and discipline. My neighbors used to ask if I was ever in the military.

Is that why you get evicted from low income housing? Also, bartenders don't make $5k a night unless they're working at one of the fancy clubs that can afford $100 tips.

 

[Deadpool]

SUPER XMAS MATI !!!!! Call it "the gift of prophesy", but I got a feeling that Christmas just may have been the day dear old Daddy gifted himself a 10-bore load of buckshot in his daughterfucking face.

He hanged himself. Something anyone desperate enough to fuck Melinda should do.

 

[FencePost]

Those aren't contradictory statements. But I know you cant read details and separate fact and fiction that you make up in your head

I will explain this so it will hopefully become apparent for you: the first quote is you claiming someone is a bad parent because they have someone occasionally have someone help them watch after their kids. The second quote is you nonchalantly claiming you can and have previously had someone help you with your kids, acting as if it's no big deal. I shouldn't have to explain to you that the second quote has you partaking in an act that you previously stated to be one of a terrible parent, specifically in the first quote. In short, you claimed using outside help with childcare to be shitty parenting and then casually mention that you use outside help with your children, making a contradiction.

Spoiler: MOTI

Ok KF trolls, I'll leave you to your own sick twisted minds as you discuss among yourself what I do with my own damn vagina, how I raise my children, and my life choices, all of which you are unqualified as spiritually deginerate people to judge and ultimately is none of your business

You all are so empty inside that the only way you feel good inside is attacking people you Scapegoat as "lolcows". Thank you for validating my belief that Goyim are rotten evil people unworthy of love, unworthy of acceptance and unworthy of salvation. I did well keeping Goyim out of my life all of these years!

May YHWH send you to the deepest pits of hell where you all belong.

May your path be dark and slippery

May YHWH continue to plague your nations with Corona

May Elohim arise and judge the nations for their wickedness

Fucking leave this time you sentient cum bucket. Go fucking attempt to raise your children even a quarter of a percent as well as you think you do. Go wrangle some words together to make another legal document to waste everyone's time, ignoring your children as they go to bed hungry. Go comb your blessed Torah for another quote to despoil with your self-serving lip service. Just go not be here.

 

[Scrofula]

Congrats you survived something that only kills off around 0.02% of people who get the virus. Do you want a cookie for your accomplishment?


Laughing at you isn't an "attack".

Not any I've read. None of the ones I've read have Christian verses in them.


Is that why you get evicted from low income housing? Also, bartenders don't make $5k a night unless they're working at one of the fancy clubs that can afford $100 tips.

She's talking about sales. It's reasonable she could have done that once in a while.
She mentions the total sales because her tips would have been paltry as she is ugly, fat, and unpersonable.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She's talking about sales. It's reasonable she could have done that once in a while.
She mentions the total sales because her tips would have been paltry as she is ugly, fat, and unpersonable.

A night though?...With her looks?
My sister is far better looking than she is and she made $5k a month with tips. There's no way she made $5k a night.

 

[Narr Then]

She's talking about sales. It's reasonable she could have done that once in a while.
She mentions the total sales because her tips would have been paltry as she is ugly, fat, and unpersonable.

Taking that money in a night she'd only be one of at least 5 staff. She was most likely just a glass collector. Or a pot washer, collecting empties out on the floor was probably more responsibility than the manager was willing to give her.

That's total sales btw. Not tips.

 

[White Baby]

Since we're here I'd also like to point out that even though Melinda alleges she has Jewish ancestry through her father, she would be eligible for Aliyah except.. the requirements for Aliyah are almost certainly outside of her reach.

It requires a letter from a recognized Rabbi who has their own synagogue, stating how they know the petitioner and confirming their faith in Judaism as well as their Jewish descent. Since Melinda wasn't raised Jewish, she would also be required to provide proof of conversion. Likely impossible if the Rabbi had two brain cells to rub together and Googled her name, then found this thread. If she somehow managed to get past the first two hurdles, though, she would probably be turned down because of the health issues for that one kid that got dropped on his head accidentally.

But she wouldn't even get past the first stage because she refuses to proclaim a belief in Judaism, thereby making her ineligible for Aliyah. And this is all very, very easily Googleable. I'm not eligible for it either for the same reason.

Jewish ancestry through the mother is an old tradition that dates from the diaspora: there were so many dang children from all the rapes that the Rabbis of the time had pity and changed the rules so Jewish ancestry could be passed down maternally. Paternal lineage is still accepted in less rigid denominations.

 

[Narr Then]

Since we're here I'd also like to point out that even though Melinda alleges she has Jewish ancestry through her father, she would be eligible for Aliyah except.. the requirements for Aliyah are almost certainly outside of her reach.

It requires a letter from a recognized Rabbi who has their own synagogue, stating how they know the petitioner and confirming their faith in Judaism as well as their Jewish descent. Since Melinda wasn't raised Jewish, she would also be required to provide proof of conversion. Likely impossible if the Rabbi had two brain cells to rub together and Googled her name, then found this thread. If she somehow managed to get past the first two hurdles, though, she would probably be turned down because of the health issues for that one kid that got dropped on his head accidentally.

But she wouldn't even get past the first stage because she refuses to proclaim a belief in Judaism, thereby making her ineligible for Aliyah. And this is all very, very easily Googleable. I'm not eligible for it either for the same reason.

Jewish ancestry through the mother is an old tradition that dates from the diaspora: there were so many dang children from all the rapes that the Rabbis of the time had pity and changed the rules so Jewish ancestry could be passed down maternally. Paternal lineage is still accepted in less rigid denominations.

That's where she's got the whole matriarchal shit from, even though she knows that it doesn't apply to her in the religious sense.
But as usual, she's got it all arse about tit in her feeble mind. She's truly fucking exceptional

 

[Scrofula]

A night though?...With her looks?
My sister is far better looking than she is and she made $5k a month with tips. There's no way she made $5k a night.

I meant THE BAR took the $5G in sales. She would have made a pittance. She's being deceptive in conflating the 2

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Taking that money in a night she'd only be one of at least 5 staff. She was most likely just a glass collector. Or a pot washer, collecting empties out on the floor was probably more responsibility than the manager was willing to give her.

That's total sales btw. Not tips.

I wouldn't trust her to work at this one club I temporarily ran in my youth with picking up the plastic cups let alone any glass. Getting alcohol cleaned off the floor and dance floor was already a bitch, having to clean up vomit because Melinda tried to get herself picked up because she thought she was a 10 instead of a -3 or people just seeing her would get too expensive.

 

[Toasty]

She's talking about sales. It's reasonable she could have done that once in a while.
She mentions the total sales because her tips would have been paltry as she is ugly, fat, and unpersonable.

I wouldn't put it past her to claim that she made that in tips. She's told more outlandish whoppers than that.