Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Since we're here I'd also like to point out that even though Melinda alleges she has Jewish ancestry through her father, she would be eligible for Aliyah except.. the requirements for Aliyah are almost certainly outside of her reach.

It requires a letter from a recognized Rabbi who has their own synagogue, stating how they know the petitioner and confirming their faith in Judaism as well as their Jewish descent. Since Melinda wasn't raised Jewish, she would also be required to provide proof of conversion. Likely impossible if the Rabbi had two brain cells to rub together and Googled her name, then found this thread. If she somehow managed to get past the first two hurdles, though, she would probably be turned down because of the health issues for that one kid that got dropped on his head accidentally.

But she wouldn't even get past the first stage because she refuses to proclaim a belief in Judaism, thereby making her ineligible for Aliyah. And this is all very, very easily Googleable. I'm not eligible for it either for the same reason.

Jewish ancestry through the mother is an old tradition that dates from the diaspora: there were so many dang children from all the rapes that the Rabbis of the time had pity and changed the rules so Jewish ancestry could be passed down maternally. Paternal lineage is still accepted in less rigid denominations.

I can confirm that it's out of her reach, I made sure of it.

 

[White Baby]

I can confirm that it's out of her reach, I made sure of it.

There's literally nothing for her in Israel anyways (have you seen some of the women there? Melinda looks like a cave troll next to any other urban Israeli woman her age) but the amount of pride she takes in an abjectly false "fact" is irritating. If she took the leap and cast aside the Messiah, seeing as how she disregards half of what He says anyways, she might be able to get halfway through the application process before being turned down. But I can't imagine how high the standards are, especially if you want to stay.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's literally nothing for her in Israel anyways (have you seen some of the women there? Melinda looks like a cave troll next to any other urban Israeli woman her age) but the amount of pride she takes in an abjectly false "fact" is irritating. If she took the leap and cast aside the Messiah, seeing as how she disregards half of what He says anyways, she might be able to get halfway through the application process before being turned down. But I can't imagine how high the standards are, especially if you want to stay.

Yes, me and my wife still want to take a trip to Tel Aviv before heading to Ibiza. She wants to hit up the beaches and clubs. If you know about those's you'll know how gorgeous the women are there.

 

[Narr Then]

I wouldn't put it past her to claim that she made that in tips. She's told more outlandish whoppers than that.

Fucking wonderwoman according to her. AND a published author, don'tcha know.

Reminds me of a lass on a forum very much like this one, many moons ago. Came online all full of herself, bragging about how her poems had been chosen to be published in a very important collection of works...all she had to do was pay £25 for her exclusive contributers copy.
3 fucking days it took to get it through her thick skull

Still, she later tried arguing for the same amount of time that that girl in the porno with the exact same tattoos wasn't her as well so

I do fucking love the Internet

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fucking wonderwoman according to her. AND a published author, don'tcha know.

Reminds me of a lass on a forum very much like this one, many moons ago. Came online all full of herself, bragging about how her poems had been chosen to be published in a very important collection of works...all she had to do was pay £25 for her exclusive contributers copy.
3 fucking days it took to get it through her thick skull

Still, she later tried arguing for the same amount of time that that girl in the porno with the exact same tattoos wasn't her as well so

I do fucking love the Internet

You forgot that she's also a prophetess too, as well the only woman in history to take care of multiple children.

 

[Narr Then]

You forgot that she's also a prophetess too, as we the only woman in history to take care of multiple children.

Don't forget the breastfeeding.
None of us have ever done that. I wish she'd been around 31yrs ago when I had my first.
Or 28yrs ago when I had my 2nd.
And my 3rd. And 4th.
And my eldest 3s nippers.
All missed out, because Melinda hadn't invented breastfeeding yet.

Matriarch my left AND right tit

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Melinda is the world's only white Black Israelite.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Hey @TamarYaelBatYah what is your plan for when they kick you out of your hovel? Maybe you can build a shanty out of all your bullshit lawsuit paperwork.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The one woman Melinda has talked about having as a babysitter, Melinda also claimed CPS unjustly took that woman's children. She used her spiritual discernment to be able to just tell. I wish I could find the post.

She's also claimed to have security cameras in her house to watch for her when she has a babysitter. I did find that one.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I love how Smelly Melly the Moron freaks out when someone confronts her with proof of her lies. Like clockwork she spouts stupid shit in large bold fonts and says she’s leaving, only to come back after she realizes that she doesn’t control the conversation here and it continues without her.

By the way, you fucking moron, nobody is intimidated when you say dumb shit like “I have enough for my investigation”. Just fucking shove it already. The tree of fucks in these parts are barren.

 

[Narr Then]

The one woman Melinda has talked about having as a babysitter, Melinda also claimed CPS unjustly took that woman's children. She used her spiritual discernment to be able to just tell. I wish I could find the post.

She's also claimed to have security cameras in her house to watch for her when she has a babysitter. I did find that one.

Translation : I have cameras for when I'm out of the house because I don't trust my husband to not fuck the babysitter or molest my eldest daughter.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Don't forget the breastfeeding.
None of us have ever done that. I wish she'd been around 31yrs ago when I had my first.
Or 28yrs ago when I had my 2nd.
And my 3rd. And 4th.
And my eldest 3s nippers.
All missed out, because Melinda hadn't invented breastfeeding yet.

Matriarch my left AND right tit

See, I always thought the whole milk production thing would have started with creatures like Synapsids. Boy was I wrong! It all started with Melinda!

 

[Scrofula]

See

Hey @TamarYaelBatYah what is your plan for when they kick you out of your hovel? Maybe you can build a shanty out of all your bullshit lawsuit paperwork.

THIS is why Mr Moon has to go after her car, where the whole poke of the piggies will be living. it'll be like evicting her all over again!

 

[Narr Then]

See, I always thought the whole milk production thing would have started with creatures like Synapsids. Boy was I wrong! It all started with Melinda!

Every day's a school day now we're blessed with the wisdom of Murrrlinda.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Every day's a school day now we're blessed with the wisdom of Murrrlinda.

I'm glad she started breast feeding before my wife did. I don't know what we would have done with my daughter or with our twins next year if Melinda didn't show the human race how to first!

 

[redcent]

Shit man I'm stuffed. What happened?

The thread exploded again, didn't it?

Oh well I hope everyone has a merry day and has a good feed. Maybe even Mel should chill. Have a glass of merlot or whatever

If the shit you're willing to admit to is just 1/16th of what you've done then you are even more sex obsessed than we realized.

Who said it bothered us, BTW?

Mel only can consider people being put off by her tmi talks as some prudish shy monocle-popping-out manner. The thought that her body flopping around like greasy fish being fucked by a micro-gorilla (or her cousin) is disgusting, the way people see rats fucking seems to escape her

Only baby yodas posts can balance it out. At least I know hes doing it on purpose. Mel is just too stupid to realise that she's gross

Now I'm not drunk enough to read the rest of this shit. BBL

 

[Baby Yoda]

My favorite part of this thread is the shit posting by @Baby Yoda. I mean that as a compliment. I almost spit out my coffee this morning since I was laughing so hard.

Im glad you enjoy my shit posts.
On that note, @TamarYaelBatYah those high heels you showed me.... When women take a shit or specifically when you take a shit do you take your high heels off? Or do you squat down and let out gas followed by poop while still in high heels?
Ever squatted over a butt plug while in those high heels?
Show us your asshole.
Happy Hannukah.

 

[Narr Then]

I'm glad she started breast feeding before my wife did. I don't know what we would have done with my daughter or with our twins next year if Melinda didn't show the human race how to first!

They are all blessed by the milk of Y'awooga (PBUH)

Bloody hell, twins ey! That's a bit of a big deal! You don't do things by halves do you, congrats!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Hey @TamarYaelBatYah what is your plan for when they kick you out of your hovel? Maybe you can build a shanty out of all your bullshit lawsuit paperwork.

Why do you keep tagging me in comments after I left?

I already secured new housing back in October, independent of Marshall. I've left Wise County and left Marshall. Except to put stuff in the mail. I drive back to Coeburn post office to put stuff in the mail so you guys don't know exactly where I am.

In the last 3 months I've barely seen Wise County and I've barely seen Marshall. In the last 3 months he
talked to me a few times pushing me to be in the Covenant with him but I just don't see it working out.

I hope he finds someone else soon and quits bothering me. I really want nothing to do with him ....and nothing to do with his "third wheel" brother.

Except I'm stuck looking at him for Visitation. Oh well.

New chapter in my life though on many levels.

Im glad you enjoy my shit posts.
On that note, @TamarYaelBatYah those high heels you showed me.... When women take a shit or specifically when you take a shit do you take your high heels off? Or do you squat down and let out gas followed by poop while still in high heels?
Ever squatted over a butt plug while in those high heels?
Show us your asshole.
Happy Hannukah.

I've never tried butt plugs. Maybe I should!

Happy Chanukah!

 

[Narr Then]

Im glad you enjoy my shit posts.
On that note, @TamarYaelBatYah those high heels you showed me.... When women take a shit or specifically when you take a shit do you take your high heels off? Or do you squat down and let out gas followed by poop while still in high heels?
Ever squatted over a butt plug while in those high heels?
Show us your asshole.
Happy Hannukah.

She takes them off and twiddles her toes in the puddles of piss that Marshall leaves on the floor.

She keeps telling him that he should sit down to piss coz he's too short and too short to hit the pot, but she likes it because it makes her feel closer to him, so she doesn't bang on about it.

It's the little things, isn't it Murrrlinda