Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[melcarba99]

That was an awful list, he should have two diferent lists: game he felt insulted by and bad games. Well, you had the usual suspects for this years, but half of his complains were about how awful some people are.

 

[Noebel]

Yeah, wierd, that Jimbo flexes them using protest symbolism 101 for a protest movement like they hate BLM. They just don't care, like any other big corporation.

 

[Had]

"Sometimes protest movements are supported by powerful outside groups in bad faith to achieve an ulterior motive."

it's a fucking xcom rip off mobile game literally no one cares

 

[Jack Awful]

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it's a fucking xcom rip off mobile game literally no one cares

It's practically everything he hates

1. It's ubisoft
2. It's loaded with microtransactions
3. It's accused of being anti leftist, which is enough for Jim to declare it guilty

 

[robobobo]

Now Jim is trooning his Boglin's. Internet points for anyone that can identify the pills.

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The blue pill is Estradiol, there aren't any identifying markings on the brown pill to make that one possible to track down.

https://www.drugs.com/imprints/b-886-1-1097.html

 

[Seora]

Aren't Hutts hermaphrodites?

Possibly but I have a feeling Jim isn’t going to be satisfied unless he either has both or none. Turning into a hutt or the creature from I have no mouth and I must scream is the best outcome for him.

 

[Had]

The blue pill is Estradiol, there aren't any identifying markings on the brown pill to make that one possible to track down.

https://www.drugs.com/imprints/b-886-1-1097.html

I think it's Mirtazapine
"Mirtazapine is used to treat major depressive disorder in adults"

 

[Seora]

In what fucking universe is Minecraft Dungeons worthy of being in a worst games of the year list, it's just a simple dungeon crawler for kids.

Everything’s shit, everything’s terrible because my life sucks but I’m woke now so eat it.- basically him

I’ll pay for Jim’s transition if he can actually sit down and find a game he likes and has no cop out criticisms for. Exception to the escapists because we can’t all have the fantasy of sucking each other off.

 

[Seora]

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I think it's Mirtazapine
"Mirtazapine is used to treat major depressive disorder in adults"

We’ve got a Troon speedrunner here.

 

[instythot]

Spoiler: The list

10. Marvel's Avengers
9. Hellpoint
8. WWE Battlegrounds
7. Minecraft Dungeons
6. Shadow the Ronin: Revenge to the Samurai
5. Cyberpunk 2077
4. XIII Remake
3. Dissection
2. Deadly Premonition 2
1. Tom Clancy's Elite Squad

I have heard of two of these. Unless XIII remake is supposed to be final fantasy VII remake?

Does anyone care about anything on the list? Aside from Cyberpunk, is there any danger of anyone buying anything Jim is shrieking about? Excellent use of criticism there, fatty: warning us about stuff we never even thought about buying

 

[Seora]

I have heard of two of these. Unless XIII remake is supposed to be final fantasy VII remake?

Does anyone care about anything on the list? Aside from Cyberpunk, is there any danger of anyone buying anything Jim is shrieking about? Excellent use of criticism there, fatty: warning us about stuff we never even thought about buying

I personally don’t watch Jim’s stuff and if I try to I can’t get past a certain threshold.
I was going to buy Cyberpunk but I’ve delayed it at least until the major issues are fixed. I’ve never really been that much into final fantasy unless people start raving about it or I see some footage then I’m going to give it a soft pass.

Edit: welp I’ve seen the spoiler of the list.
I was interested in hearing of the new Deadly Premonition for nostalgia but I’m biding my time on that one. Everything else is either not on my radar (wwe) or nothing I’m interested in.

 

[instythot]

I personally don’t watch Jim’s stuff and if I try to I can’t get past a certain threshold.
I was going to buy Cyberpunk but I’ve delayed it at least until the major issues are fixed. I’ve never really been that much into final fantasy unless people start raving about it or I see some footage then I’m going to give it a soft pass.

I tried the FF7 remake demo and hated it so much I couldn't even finish it. JRPGs work only with turn based combat, not with timers like a MMO

 

[Seora]

I tried the FF7 remake demo and hated it so much I couldn't even finish it. JRPGs work only with turn based combat, not with timers like a MMO

Thanks for the heads up. I’ll search on YT for a demo play so I can get a feel for it.

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

XIII is a completely different game from FF7. I haven't played it, but I know it was an FPS with a comic book aesthetic.

 

[Water-T]

Cause anything Minecraft related means supporting that Nazi Notch, simple "logic" here

Which is dumb, because Notch sold off all rights to it Microsoft 5 years ago. He got 2 billion from it, and sure as fuck doesn't need any more cash from trannys.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

I have heard of two of these. Unless XIII remake is supposed to be final fantasy VII remake?

Does anyone care about anything on the list? Aside from Cyberpunk, is there any danger of anyone buying anything Jim is shrieking about? Excellent use of criticism there, fatty: warning us about stuff we never even thought about buying

XIII was a cult classic action shooting game with a comic book art style that had some gameplay flaws but was still criminally underrated.

Jim is quite correct in this video, the remake ripped away the unique artsyle, turning it into yet another unity game, loaded with bugs and ruined the experience. XIII fans were PISSED.

Actually ignoring his "muh phobia " I agree with most of the list. Marvel's avengers was buggy, boring, blatantly unfinished tie in trash. It was a major letdown when manny were expecting a x-men legend/ultimate avenger game.

Most of his complaints about CP2077, from CDPRs shit attitude towards reviews to the utterly broken console ports are accurate. And on the overwork thing, he's referring to the crunch, but most of the witcher 3 team left over poor working conditions, so maybe jim is right here.

I disagree with the clancy game, because mobile games are all trash unless proven otherwise, and minecraft dungeons, because theyres nothing wrong with it. It's not in depth, but that's because it's for younger kids. His reasoning of "well 4 year olds use phones so easy games shouldn't exist" is beyond broken logic.

 

[Private Pyle]

XIII was a cult classic action shooting game with a comic book art style that had some gameplay flaws but was still criminally underrated.

Jim is quite correct in this video, the remake ripped away the unique artsyle, turning it into yet another unity game, loaded with bugs and ruined the experience. XIII fans were PISSED.

Actually ignoring his "muh phobia " I agree with most of the list. Marvel's avengers was buggy, boring, blatantly unfinished tie in trash. It was a major letdown when manny were expecting a x-men legend/ultimate avenger game.

Most of his complaints about CP2077, from CDPRs shit attitude towards reviews to the utterly broken console ports are accurate. And on the overwork thing, he's referring to the crunch, but most of the witcher 3 team left over poor working conditions, so maybe jim is right here.

I disagree with the clancy game, because mobile games are all trash unless proven otherwise, and minecraft dungeons, because theyres nothing wrong with it. It's not in depth, but that's because it's for younger kids. His reasoning of "well 4 year olds use phones so easy games shouldn't exist" is beyond broken logic.

Once again, people willfully ignore good criticism because it comes from an lolcow.
What a waste.

 

[The tired cat]

Most of his complaints about CP2077, from CDPRs shit attitude towards reviews to the utterly broken console ports are accurate. And on the overwork thing, he's referring to the crunch, but most of the witcher 3 team left over poor working conditions, so maybe jim is right here.

I disagree with the clancy game, because mobile games are all trash unless proven otherwise, and minecraft dungeons, because theyres nothing wrong with it. It's not in depth, but that's because it's for younger kids. His reasoning of "well 4 year olds use phones so easy games shouldn't exist" is beyond broken logic.

I have to ask what attitudes towards reviews since no negative reviews have been blocked or mocked (rabid fanboys not counting), while the console ports are mostly for last Gen ones which don't excuse CDPR for not being honest about it. As for crunch time, this has been a dead horse that Jim has been beating for fuck knows how long and like every faggots game journo loves sperging about. Hell, these fuckers actually got paid for their crunchtime AND still getting their promised bonus despite the game not getting good scores from Metacritic, but let's all cry about crunchtime.

 

[Bumwine]

>No Warcraft 3 Reforged



Lol Jimbo,passing over a shitshow that ruined an entire gaming scene to sperg instead about Deadly Premonition 2 "Transphobia" and a shitty Tom Clancy's mobile game it's something I was expecting by a faux radical like You

 

[Pizdec]

jfc the deadly premonition sperg is painful. makes me wonder how many twitter troons have called SWERY a terf.

I can't help but laugh at how Jim spent so long essentially A-Logging over how a Japanese man, with no shits to give about him or a good chunk of soyboys like him trooning out, all because he seems to think that he's responsible for the game's original success. Again, Jim just shows how tone-deaf he is to culture outside of the US, because literally no one outside the US gives a shit about what troons think.

And no one ever should.

"Mirtazapine is used to treat major depressive disorder in adults"

I'd be depressed too if I spent all day being a lifeless Social Justice NPC.