Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm just killing time until the geek room show so I decided to watch some of Lucas's videos that he posted while I was at work. His disposable mask is absolutely filthy and he's just screaming into the void with that mask on.

He needs a twisted tea to the face.
Good old Lucas, screaming the n word in public. I guess the reality that you can't depend on continued kindness from strangers when you're a piece of shit finally set in.

I bet if he was polite and had asked the bus driver they would've let him ride for free. I've had to do that in the past after my wallet was stolen to be able to get to the bank. Then again I'm not a 300lb grimy hotheaded trashsquatch like our pal Luke.
 
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if Chris Hansen ended up doing ANOTHER video for Pukas?

Lucas would go batshit for days if chris hansen did another video about him

I still stand by the hands off approach to Wern Watching but I absolutely ship having him make another video about Lucas. It's not directly trolling the cow, and you could argue that it's more for our own entertainment purposes than a trolling attempt.
 
There's a part of me that thinks that he is playing it up to purposely divert questions and not do what they want because he's so mad about the catfish. I think it's a mix of delusion, stupidity, and trolling.
Is that what they've paid him for this one?

I've had to sack it off, too glitchy and they're not harsh enough on him or keeping him focused.
I had a feeling it would go like this because of what he said about the last one.
 
He literally said that women who go to bars aren't smart and women who go to school are smarter because they're not old enough to drink he is such a fucking pedophile
It also just further proves how much of an idiotic hypocrite he is, since he’s said so many times that a 21 year old women is his ideal age to date, and has begged for almost a year now for invites to parties with alcohol and “not hard” drugs lmao.

Damn, he keeps, eating and eating,eating, eating. I don't think there is enough food in those bags to satisfy his gluttonous appetite.

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Lol, the woman on there told Lucas he was an example that we need a better education system.
Lucas is like a (poorly written) character in a movie or book that’s supposed to really obviously embody all of the seven deadly sins lol.
• Lust — self explanatory. He’s a pedophile who screams in the streets for someone to hand him a teenager to fuck.
• Gluttony — also self explanatory. He quite literally eats anything, including disgusting concoctions that sane people would gag at the thought of. He also prides himself on spending what little money he has on “gourmet” food.
• Envy — looks like all of these are self explanatory. He literally screams in the street about his jealousy. Nothing is ever because he’s jealous or because he’s a shithole of a person, it’s because other people are bigots.
• Wrath — see all the other points about screaming in the street about various things. Add his DV convictions, and the fact that he’s threatened multiple times to fight people.
• Sloth — this gives actual sloths a bad name, at least they can take care of and feed themselves. Lucas is the most lazy, entitled piece of shit I’ve ever laid eyes upon. He does nothing for himself and expects EVERYTHING. He’s so lazy that he hasn’t even attempted to get himself housing for nearly a year because he can’t be arsed to get up at 8am.
• Pride — Lucas is LITERALLY one of the least desirable human beings on the planet but he fancies himself one of the best. When he talks about his “faults” he says things like how his arms are skinny, not that his brain is Swiss cheese, that he’s filthy and diseased, doesn’t even have a high school diploma, hasn’t had a job in 20 years, and doesn’t have even one human who truly likes him/that he can count on. And yet he’s still proud to be him.
• Greed — one of Lucas’ favorite words and one of the qualities he most embodies. He claims to hate greed while demanding anything and everything from others, including other human beings, AND bragging about his supposed “assets”, like his parents’ money, his parents’ land, his (dead) grandpa’s (also dead) cows, and his ancestors’ conquests on a continent he’s never even been directly across the ocean from.

Maybe his videos saying Christians see him as Satan incarnate aren’t too far off the mark.
 
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He literally said that women who go to bars aren't smart and women who go to school are smarter because they're not old enough to drink he is such a fucking pedophile
He's says that because the women that go to bars are 21+. College has 18 yr old students. Even though he says 18-24, he wants the youngest in the range. Actually we know he wants the girls younger than 18, but he knows he'll catch hell for it. So in college he thinks he'll have access to the 18 yr old girls.
 
These geek room idiots don't have a clue how to talk to him. Why bother trying to speak to Lucas like a rational human being? There's half a decade's worth of comment sections that show that even when you provide Lucas with all the evidence in the world that everything he believes is wrong, he just tunes it out like a child with his fingers in his ears. Challenging his worldview and trying to logically explain to him why he's a fucking idiot is totally pointless and not even funny. If you want to milk the cow, at least bring up all the depraved sexual shit he's said and done and watch him squirm - that might actually be funny. Also, the fact that they keep shitting on him for not having a source of income ends up being a bit of a self-own when these fucks are paying him do to virtually nothing.
 
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