Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Mr. Faget]

I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

My sole takeaway from your disjointed rant was this grammatical error.

As this is your regularly scheduled bolded/all-caps chimp-out, see you in an hour or so.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

I didn't get any visit from CPS. I don't live in Wise County/don't have a residence there.

So you can go fuck yourselves STALKERS

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths.

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

Go fuck yourselves.

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

Ooh you're scaring me with Mr. GodJesus powers. Chill out Chris Onision. Or don't idgaf.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Dear lord, that anger. I hope she doesn’t take it out on her spawn; they didn’t choose her as their mother.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Dear lord, that anger. I hope she doesn’t take it out on her spawn; they didn’t choose her as their mother.

Let's hope not.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I didn't get any visit from CPS. I don't live in Wise County/don't have a residence there.

So you can go fuck yourselves STALKERS

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths.

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

Hi Melinda, I'm Yardashe Ti Ho Phan, leader and creator of the KiwiFarms Messianic Cult™, and I've come to tell you that we are totally stalking you and we're gonna be watching every move, from every nipple your kids suck to every queef you rip from your coochie, we will show you signs of our presence and move your dildos around between different drawers to mess with you. We are going to raid your fridge and eat all of the food in it, and there's nothing YHWH will do about it.

Go fuck yourselves.

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

Hey look, she's actually wishing death upon us! You know, the thing she said she had too much dignity to do many times before. Mad much?

Not even a good song

 

[Deadpool]

Dear lord, that anger. I hope she doesn’t take it out on her spawn; they didn’t choose her as their mother.

If she does I hope she does it in front of a witness who calls CPS.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

If she does I hope she does it in front of a witness who calls CPS.

Hope she gets a Trainwreck badge soon.

 

[Deadpool]

Hope she gets a Trainwreck badge soon.

I hope she gets ran over by a train soon.

 

[AnOminous]

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

Oh wow I'm impressed. This is about as intimidating as the scariest thing ever on the site.

 

[Deadpool]

Oh wow I'm impressed. This is about as intimidating as the scariest thing ever on the site.

Now I'm picturing her making the claw of fail with one hand as she types with the other, screeching in her basic bitch Karen voice.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Oh wow I'm impressed. This is about as intimidating as the scariest thing ever on the site.

Exactly what I was thinking. And surprisingly, Melinda is in the same state as Chris too.

 

[Toasted kiwi Sammich]

Exactly what I was thinking. And surprisingly, Melinda is in the same state as Chris too.

THat's not surprising. VA is some sort of Hellmouth for lolcows

 

[LoverofPi]

The FBI shut down Backpage.com. They can shut you down to for Stalking.

As mentioned, we do not engage in the activities that got backpage shut down.

I'll can get every single one of your victims to write the Commonwealth's Attorney

They will all get the same response "We can't prosecute for that"

For malicious CPS calls

What CPS calls?

I didn't get any visit from CPS. I don't live in Wise County/don't have a residence there.

CPS will get you regardless of where you live, Mel. Trying to evade them just makes them take your case more seriously.

So you can go fuck yourselves STALKERS

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths.

Out of all the strange phrases, "Adult Ride"

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

So.... none?

Go fuck yourselves.

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

I'm sure we will be richly rewarded.

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

I can feel the love and blessings as we speak.

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

She's really playing it close to the chest here, guys. How does Mel REALLY feel about us?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

As mentioned, we do not engage in the activities that got backpage shut down.



They will all get the same response "We can't prosecute for that"



What CPS calls?



CPS will get you regardless of where you live, Mel. Trying to evade them just makes them take your case more seriously.



Out of all the strange phrases, "Adult Ride"



So.... none?



I'm sure we will be richly rewarded.



I can feel the love and blessings as we speak.



She's really playing it close to the chest here, guys. How does Mel REALLY feel about us?

I imagine she wants to hatefuck Null, you, and Deadpool at this point. @Burmese Rice Farmer and @fnaarf will likely get hate anal. I'd hope @Leonard Helplessness and I would at least qualify for a hateBJ at this point.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

I didn't get any visit from CPS. I don't live in Wise County/don't have a residence there.

So you can go fuck yourselves STALKERS

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths.

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

Go fuck yourselves.

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

Mel, I still don’t give a fuck about your whereabouts. I never have. I just need you to address the whole “My nudes are illegal. Pretty sure.” Who told you this and why do you believe this? I need to know what backwards logic you used to arrive at the conclusion of your nudes being against the law. Maybe after a snooze you will give the answer to this mystery which is far more interesting than you shuffling across the states.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

Smelly Melly, you total fucking moron. You have no Government agencies at your disposal, so shut the fuck up. Nobody is afraid of your impotent threats. If you could do anything, you would have by now.

You are stupid, you know nothing about the law, and nobody is intimidated by you.

Fuck off, you stupid backwoods inbred moron.

”Send every government agency at my disposal after you”. Bitch please.

 

[Deadpool]

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

At this point God is sitting in heaven facepalming, and telling people "no she's not with me, thankfully she worships some pagan deity named elhomo." Imagine being suck a retarded fuck pig, that God almighty is ashamed of you.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I didn't get any visit from CPS. I don't live in Wise County/don't have a residence there.

So you can go fuck yourselves STALKERS

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths.

Make one wrong move by making another false CPS report or Stalking my family's whereabouts and I'll send every government agency at my disposable after you.

Go fuck yourselves.

YHWH IS COMING AFTER YOU TOO

MAY YHWH DEAL YOU THE BLOWS YOU DESERVE!

ARISE OH YAH, LET YOUR ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

Elohim, JUDGE THEM AS THEY DESERVE. IN YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS POUR OUT YOUR WRATH ON THE WICKED OF HUMANITY

MAY YHWH DELIVER YOU STALKERS DEATH FROM HIS OWN HAND

Lol calm down

 

[Swiss46]

My adult ride is here and it's time for me to leave my hotel and Virginia. I'm too far gone. You will not find me anymore STALKERS. My pleadings are already mailed to the courthouse. You won't harass me out of litigation. You're a bunch of sick psychopaths

The idea of you being so butt mad about people online mocking you that you saddle up and move across state lines in a vain attempt to escape it is hilarious. What did you tell your brood? "I wish we could stay in our home, but those dang dirty trolls can't be allowed to find us."

 

[DarkAlien]

Unless they're coloring books they're beyond her ability to grasp. Even if they are coloring books it's still questionable.

She'd end up coloring outside the lines, smudging all the pages and sticking the crayons up her snatch.

Proof that I get SNAP? I never stated any such thing, because I don't get food stamps. I haven't received WIC in more than 12 months.

The fact you know to call them SNAP and not food stamps means you already have a leg up on the whole thing.

No, you insipid whore. Answer my question. How are the IP's going to help you?

They're not gonna get her shit. Like wtf is she gonna do if miraculously she gets IPs and they're from like fucking Guatemala, Thailand and Georgia.

For Yahoobydoo’s sake don’t post any, but what in the name of Yahooey makes you think a grown woman posting a nude on a public forum is illegal?

Her stupidity, that's what makes her think that. Her completely poor understanding of the world and laws.

For the record she doesn't have to give the state her residential address if she's a part of ACP, just the PO Box but she damn well needs to transfer the case/services to the new state as well as get a new ACP address within that state IF she actually changed states. Which she didn't. The whole thing would be a pain in the ass and I don't think she's smart enough to navigate the whole thing so quickly with most social services physical offices being closed to the public and phone lines as saturated as they are amid the pandemic.