Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I think he's just self-aware enough to know about the fedora atheist stereotype, so he doesn't make being an atheist his entire personality, unlike somebody like Amazing Atheist, or Lucas Werner.

The typical fedora atheist doesn't consider Christians (let's face it: Christianity is all they care about) evil, just terribly ignorant and misguided, easily manipulated by unscrupulous people.
Bobby consider Christians fascists.

Bobby made a second WW84 review, and this time he is not pulling any punches: What The Fuck Happened to WW84 (Part I) - 8:47 minutes.


Bob picks out the finest minutia in a shot and makes a huge deal about it. He is the Derrida of film criticism.


New movie pitch: Naked Gun but with Muppets:


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The Great Big Eugenics debate goes on:

oldjokes.txt snipped.


Says the man who defends Netflix's pedo porn.


"I don't think that's up to you." Wut? What does he means by "that"?

Another misguided soul mistakes Bob as a heartless eugenicist who doesn't give a fuck about the white working class. No. As Bobby's white knight points out, he cares very much about the white working class: the CalArt people, the reviewers of mindless flicks, the machine-learning programmers who valiantly combat transphobia on social media...


White ghouls doesn't need economic deprivation to turn bigot. Does that mean they are born bigots?

"Most of "white America" was always racist". Wanna guess when will Bobby dismiss this as another "joke"?
(archived)

It's getting boring, but you don't expect new insights (or for that matter, any insights) from Bob:

By Bobby's "no special treatment" argument, we should stop all his diabetic meds. If other fat fucks can lose weight and manage their glucose level through diet, so can he.



There isn't much point following the convo much further, so let's jump to his conclusion.


Boston Dynamics. Somehow seeing robots dance to a peppy song gives Bobby thoughts of violence:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I actually liked Wonder Woman 1984 largely because it's not the same rote, formulaic thing I've seen 100 times in the last 15 years.

Figures Bob would hate it.

Besides, in this age of narcissism, I appreciate a movie where the message is that you can't have it all, and that actions have consequences.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I remember that American Bob video where he said that traditional relationships are all based on lies.

It depends on whether he really believes that, or it's just frustrated incel talk to make himself feel better.

It's incel talk. He truly believes that the only reason women aren't hopping on his dick is because of slutshaming. If we could remove that and become a free love society where women fuck indiscriminately, Bob will get laid at last. Bob is desperately trying to show all of the ladies that he's an ally in strong support of all of their sexual decisions. What he doesn't realize is that women don't fuck bridge trolls like Bob unless they live in a sexually repressed society where they're forced into marriage with uglies because they're not allowed to work, and must snag husbands who do. But even in a sexually repressed society, Bob still wouldn't get laid, because his internet reviewing gig barely pays enough to afford him a basement apartment in Lynn, MA and all of the Pabst Blue Ribbon he requires on a daily basis. He certainly doesn't earn enough to afford a wife.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He can’t reproduce though, that’s the problem.

Oh sure he can. All he has to do is stop eating 20 BigMacs a day and drinking enough Mountain Dew and PBR to fill a gas can. Then he could lose enough weight where his penis can finally crawl its way out of the mounds of flesh that its buried under. Afterwards its just one plane ride away to Thailand to have sex with a prostitute who may or may not still have her penis.

Anyone can reproduce and have kids. You weigh what, 60,000 tons and you have a kid? Bobs half your weight he has no excuse besides no woman will touch him unless she has permanently lost all of her five senses.

Bobby made a second WW84 review, and this time he is not pulling any punches: What The Fuck Happened to WW84 (Part I) - 8:47 minutes.
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Bob picks out the finest minutia in a shot and makes a huge deal about it. He is the Derrida of film criticism.
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The only reason Bob is shitting on the film isn't because the lead actress cannot act to save her life, or because the plots a mess, or because the action scenes are stupid and films ending is incredibly stupid. He hates this movie because it had the DC logo at the beginning instead of the Marvel logo. If Disney had made this film he'd be making 40 minute long videos praising it as some grand stand for women and anti-Trump sentiment.

New movie pitch: Naked Gun but with Muppets:
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I have no idea why Mel Brooks being in the Muppets is some sort of deal breaker or what the hell he's trying to say.

Boston Dynamics. Somehow seeing robots dance to a peppy song gives Bobby thoughts of violence:
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>Boston Dynamics
Hey everyone heres a silly video where robots dance. We're really making progress on robotics technology
>Bob
Those robots should totally grab swords and guns and kill my enemies. *Falls asleep after 20 hours of Tweeting to dreams of robots murdering innocent women and children*

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I actually liked Wonder Woman 1984 largely because it's not the same rote, formulaic thing I've seen 100 times in the last 15 years.

Figures Bob would hate it.

Besides, in this age of narcissism, I appreciate a movie where the message is that you can't have it all, and that actions have consequences.

A thing that really surprised me about WW84 is the main villain, Maxwell Lord.

I heard that he was supposed to be at least partially based on Trump. Because of that, I was expecting the movie to be thinly veiled Trump revenge porn, and Lord was gonna be a one dimensional mustache twirling villain who's evil just because.

Not the case at all.

Maxwell Lord is very human, and I wound up feeling for him quite a bit at the end. I'm talking a tear actually formed in my eye.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Out of all the lunacy Robert posts on a daily basis, the most baffling, delusional thing he’s ever said is referring to himself and Lindsay Ellis as “colleagues.” That he thinks they are even remotely in the same league — professionally or otherwise — is all you need to know about Robert’s mental state.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Out of all the lunacy Robert posts on a daily basis, the most baffling, delusional thing he’s ever said is referring to himself and Lindsay Ellis as “colleagues.” That he thinks they are even remotely in the same league — professionally or otherwise — is all you need to know about Robert’s mental state.

That kind of stuff reminds me of Lucas Werner.

This need to assure themselves that they aren't alone. Forcing connections with people that aren't really there.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I started listening to the new podcast episode Robert and Christopher released yesterday. LMAO. Robert, that dumb motherfucker, can’t pronounce ad nauseam to save his life. But that won’t stop him from using it as if it’s some kind of an intellectual flex.

 

[Positron]

I started listening to the new podcast episode Robert and Christopher released yesterday. LMAO. Robert, that dumb motherfucker, can’t pronounce ad nauseam to save his life. But that won’t stop him from using it as if it’s some kind of an intellectual flex.

Can you show me the time stamp because I can't listen to an hour and a half of fat.

 

[The Valeyard]

I'm not sitting through Bob's video to find out, but I'm guessing that there's no mention of Diana raping the Handsome Man while Steve Trevor was possessing his body in the review of Wonder Woman 1984 as it's not something I've seen too much about from Woke Twitter.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I remember that American Bob video where he said that traditional relationships are all based on lies.

It depends on whether he really believes that, or it's just frustrated incel talk to make himself feel better.

Also in that video, he said that sending an unsolicited dick pic is a sign of a healthy sex drive.

We know he didn't send one to Lindsey's dms because she would have loved to cancel him for it, but there's a good chance his micro penis is out there somewhere.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can you show me the time stamp because I can't listen to an hour and a half of fat.

It’s at 3:40. I bailed right after that.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm not sitting through Bob's video to find out, but I'm guessing that there's no mention of Diana raping the Handsome Man while Steve Trevor was possessing his body in the review of Wonder Woman 1984 as it's not something I've seen too much about from Woke Twitter.

That stuff is a genuine flaw in the movie. I don't know about that rape shit, but at no point in the movie do Diana and Steve seem to consider the fact that they are basically stealing this guys life from him. The only reason Diana renounces her wish is because it's taking her powers away.

And it's so unnecessary. They could have Steve appear from nothing and it wouldn't have changed anything. Why does Steve need to appear in the body of someone else, when the same magic can seem to make nukes appear from nothing?

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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The Great Big Eugenics debate goes on:
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Says the man who defends Netflix's pedo porn.

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"I don't think that's up to you." Wut? What does he means by "that"?

Another misguided soul mistakes Bob as a heartless eugenicist who doesn't give a fuck about the white working class. No. As Bobby's white knight points out, he cares very much about the white working class: the CalArt people, the reviewers of mindless flicks, the machine-learning programmers who valiantly combat transphobia on social media...
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White ghouls doesn't need economic deprivation to turn bigot. Does that mean they are born bigots?
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"Most of "white America" was always racist". Wanna guess when will Bobby dismiss this as another "joke"?
(archived)

It's getting boring, but you don't expect new insights (or for that matter, any insights) from Bob:
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By Bobby's "no special treatment" argument, we should stop all his diabetic meds. If other fat fucks can lose weight and manage their glucose level through diet, so can he.

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There isn't much point following the convo much further, so let's jump to his conclusion.
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Boston Dynamics. Somehow seeing robots dance to a peppy song gives Bobby thoughts of violence:
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"I'm not a eugenicist guys. I just think all these people who I think are beneath me should be treated like the hopeless sub-human scum that they are and be ostracized from society and be condemned to die in the filthy holes like the animals they are!"

"Now that I am done talking about undesirables that I think should be erased from the face of the planet, lets talk about how cool it would be to have robots that could arm themselves with weapons that could be used to kill people!"

"Wha? No these two conversations TOTALLY don't have anything to do with each other! I don't understand how people see me as a bad person. It must be those Kiwi/4chan racist mayo ghouls lying to people again on those hate web sites!"

 

[instythot]

Also in that video, he said that sending an unsolicited dick pic is a sign of a healthy sex drive.

We know he didn't send one to Lindsey's dms because she would have loved to cancel him for it, but there's a good chance his micro penis is out there somewhere.

In the inboxes of Naomi Wu and a bunch of leftotrannies who can't get nudes from anyone else

 

[make_it_so]

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The Great Big Eugenics debate goes on:
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oldjokes.txt snipped.

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Says the man who defends Netflix's pedo porn.

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"I don't think that's up to you." Wut? What does he means by "that"?

Another misguided soul mistakes Bob as a heartless eugenicist who doesn't give a fuck about the white working class. No. As Bobby's white knight points out, he cares very much about the white working class: the CalArt people, the reviewers of mindless flicks, the machine-learning programmers who valiantly combat transphobia on social media...
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White ghouls doesn't need economic deprivation to turn bigot. Does that mean they are born bigots?
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"Most of "white America" was always racist". Wanna guess when will Bobby dismiss this as another "joke"?
(archived)

It's getting boring, but you don't expect new insights (or for that matter, any insights) from Bob:
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By Bobby's "no special treatment" argument, we should stop all his diabetic meds. If other fat fucks can lose weight and manage their glucose level through diet, so can he.

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There isn't much point following the convo much further, so let's jump to his conclusion.
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The entitlement that drips from this narcissistic fat fuck is nauseating. He can never be wrong, never own up to the fact that he said stupid shit, and anyone who reminds him of it is trying to "re-platform" a hate group and needs to shut up ("only Nazis bring up my horrible tweets - you're not a Nazi, are you, friendo?")

In fact, that last part is the greatest insanity - that people that flocked to the message of what at the end of the day was basically early 90's industrial democrat protectionism is "Nazism" shows just how much these fucking children have rendered that word useless. And all the while, while decrying the mass threat of "Nazis" he goes back and doubles down on his eliminationist rhetoric. It truly makes me MATI.

Boston Dynamics. Somehow seeing robots dance to a peppy song gives Bobby thoughts of violence:
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He's probably masturbating furiously to the thought of those things being deployed to hunt down and batter the white Republican flyover ghouls to death.

 

[Vesperus]

Sadly not. He'd rather simp for women who he has no chance with than improve his image and get married.

He'd rather simp for Troons

 

[Steinercard]

A thing that really surprised me about WW84 is the main villain, Maxwell Lord.

I heard that he was supposed to be at least partially based on Trump. Because of that, I was expecting the movie to be thinly veiled Trump revenge porn, and Lord was gonna be a one dimensional mustache twirling villain who's evil just because.

Not the case at all.

Maxwell Lord is very human, and I wound up feeling for him quite a bit at the end. I'm talking a tear actually formed in my eye.

Congratulations you now feel as Comic fans did up to the early 2000s when Final Crisis of the Secret Whatever the fuck DC was Smoking event made out that Lord was an evil psycopath the entire time and he killed fan favourite Blue Beetle just to be mean.

 

[Vesperus]

I have no idea why Mel Brooks being in the Muppets is some sort of deal breaker or what the hell he's trying to say.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple critics. These are people of the cinema. The common clay of Boston. You know…

...Chipmans.

 

[Water-T]

I love Blob's weak grasping at straws here:

"but...but...those tweets were easily found because people who hate my fat ass have made it easy to find!"

Yes, and? That doesn't mean these tweets did not spring forth from your fetid mind, Blob.

Blob's weak deflection is laughable.

"It's not up to you to determine that those tweets were about eugenics, you lower peon!"

Yeah, everyone is just pretending your shit hot takes reek of eugenicist ideology because you're such an important target, Cinéaste Rober.