Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I love this latest development in the freak show that is Cuntal. She's been so boring the last months. A nice, delusional last hurrah followed by a smug and manic new-year-new-me deathfat resolution, peppered with the occasional chimpout at haydurs, her vierwers or the farm is exactly what I have been missing. Here's hoping that the inevitable failure and subsequent temper tantrums will be epic. I can't wait for the classic community eruptions and deletion sprees. Thanks for being the best deathfat of all Chinny Chin Chin.
 
Walking down the stairs must be insanely painful for her. Imagine all that weight falling on a single foot every time she goes down a step. It’s a miracle her ankles are still holding up. If Jack managed to destroy both his legs walking, and he weighs less than Chin, I imagine it’s only a matter of time before something gives up. Her knees, ankles, hips, and tendons are on the way out. That’s why walking is not the best idea for her. She needs to find an activity that won’t shred her bones and tendons to pieces. Swimming, perhaps. She needs to do something, because she’s losing her fitness real fast. The bedbound saga isn’t far.
 
listen to her struggle to walk DOWN the stairs

There's a jump cut halfway through too. I wonder how long she had to rest half way down the stairs? I must admit that it always amuses me when she films as she walks. The camera sways from side to side like a sailing ship as she waddles.
 
Walking down the stairs must be insanely painful for her. Imagine all that weight falling on a single foot every time she goes down a step. It’s a miracle her ankles are still holding up. If Jack managed to destroy both his legs walking, and he weighs less than Chin, I imagine it’s only a matter of time before something gives up. Her knees, ankles, hips, and tendons are on the way out. That’s why walking is not the best idea for her. She needs to find an activity that won’t shred her bones and tendons to pieces. Swimming, perhaps. She needs to do something, because she’s losing her fitness real fast. The bedbound saga isn’t far.
She could start here:
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Lies, lies and more lies.

Going from not being diagnosed with anything to diagnosed with several ailments in a span of two weeks is quite a feat even for her. You'd think that someone who lies a lot would at least come up with a believable story. The only ailments she has are being fat and lazy.

She's been doing the exact same script for 3 years now. I have no idea who she's trying to fool anymore because nobody who is familiar with her will believe anything she says at this point. Every single thing she talks about is something she saw or read elsewhere. It's like she subconsciously adopts and believes she's the character that's being portrayed. So not only is she fat and lazy, she's actually crazy as well.

Another year ending in the exact same way as the previous two. 2021 will be the most critical year for her. There's a very high chance she loses her mobility or even kicks the bucket.
 
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So yeah, another "Fast Food Funeral", for the YouTube coin.

The first-hand perspective of her walking down the steps from her bedroom to the kitchen was painful to watch. Something normal people do a hundred times a day without a second thought, and she did it to herself because "I'm an aDdIcT!' So not her fault at all.

I loved how she included those clips of the "The Half-Ton Man" documentary to basically excuse taking no responsibility for her actions and health for her entire adult life. "See, my brain is different, so it's completely out of my control! So I have to order Taco Bell and McDonald's four times a day! It's a disease. And you can't shame someone for having a disease!"

She literally thinks of food every waking moment. When Peetz came up the stairs, she asked him if he was on break or lunch, when he said lunch, her response was "So why aren't you eating?" You know she wanted to ask exactly what he was eating in great detail. And while she was eating her Taco Bell (sadly for the "very last time" lol), she was talking about how she could make a "healthy alternative" with mushrooms or something. Because we know how awesome that plan will work out.

She won't even try to start on January 1. Assuming she does actually have a real therapy session on Jan. 5 like she claims, she will use that as an excuse to wait until then to "start getting serious" because she wants to wait to see what her therapist says. Then she will immediately make an excuse blaming her therapist. And we are back to mukbangs by February at the latest.

TL;DR She is so beyond fucked.
 
Lies, lies and more lies.

Going from not being diagnosed with anything to diagnosed with several ailments in a span of two weeks is quite a feat even for her. You'd think that someone who lies a lot would at least come up with a believable story. The only ailments she has are being fat and lazy.

She's been doing the exact same script for 3 years now. I have no idea who she's trying to fool anymore because nobody who is familiar with her will believe anything she says at this point.

Another year ending in the exact same way as the previous two. 2021 will be the most critical year for her. There's a very high chance she loses her mobility or even kicks the bucket.
Fortunately, there's a very easy way to tell if she's lying this time.

If she has the conditions she claims she has, she'll be dead -- or very nearly dead in a way that's undeniable for anyone at all to see -- within a year. Blood pressure plus clots plus fatty liver plus diabetes plus whatever's causing her to shit blood plus her skeleton visibly deteriorating plus the history of skin infections equals the end being very fucking nigh, as @Dog Prom 3D put it.

And if she's still in reasonably good health by this time next year, then it just means she's crazier than we thought. Because this is beyond lying for attention on the internet. This is a full-blown psychosis, if she's making it up.

So, set your watches and place your bets: dead or psychotic before 2022. Either way, laissez les bons temps rouler.
 
I have no idea who she's trying to fool anymore
Not sure if viewer deception is even the real point of videos like this latest one. Since she's gone through similar, not to say identical phases so many goddamn times, I just think this sort of shit is her honest idea of "starting to turn your life around": Just babble on somberly with an air of critical self-awareness about all the things that are wrong with you, and tick off all the bullet points on the list of things to do to improve your situation, because this babble alone is obviously already the "first step".

Of course there's still some lying involved, since this is Chantal, but I've always perceived these videos as being more about self-deception than anything else; attempts to roleplay as a person who wants to change and knows how to do it, in hopes that the roleplay will become a reality.
It won't.
 
She won't even try to start on January 1. Assuming she does actually have a real therapy session on Jan. 5 like she claims, she will use that as an excuse to wait until then to "start getting serious" because she wants to wait to see what her therapist says. Then she will immediately make an excuse blaming her therapist. And we are back to mukbangs by February at the latest.
So I'm just gonna be one of those twats who quotes myself in the face of something any idiot could predict:
Tomorrow is a new Day One. Or maybe Monday. Or, hey, her therapy appointment is on Tuesday, so there's really no point in starting until after that, you know? Of course, then there's Christmas. Trying to diet over Christmas is unrealistic. And if you're going to binge through Christmas, you might as well wait until New Year's to start a new diet.
If the therapist appointment is actually scheduled for the fifth, then we have our new "Day One".

Which will be pushed back for some other reason. Peetz's birthday perhaps. It's like a merry-go-round full of misery and transfats.
 
lol that bedroom is not getting cleaned until Mr Bezos delivers one of those trash grabber/picker things. And even then, I am doubtful as to whether it would get done. I'm surprised that she doesn't have one already - I would've thought if she did then she would have proudly showed it off like the walker. There's no way she can bend down to pick up those mounds of clothes, surely? Or does she kinda scoop it onto her foot and kick it up onto the bed (while grabbing the doorframe for balance, of course)? I would love to see a time-lapse video of her tidying her room.
 
The best thing to do when you claim to have C diff (but you lie) or have other digestive issues, is to eat a huge meal of Taco Bell since everyone knows Taco Bell is so soothing to the gut even in people with normal stomach function. Yep

She knows that vid will bring huge coin, just from the title. So if she does a chimpout about it, she really is wack a doo or the chimpout will be a troll, or both.
 
That room, oh my goodness. A sty fit for a colossal prize hog. Who could live in that, sure, but who in the name of all that is decent would SHOW it to people? She truly has no shame.

I wouldn't want to be the one who had to address the mountain of crusty, smelly, vermin-riddled cloth that used to be clothing. I really cannot believe that she showed this. To me, this is worse than all her disgusting eating habits. She is truly, truly, a pig.

I am so happy to see her eating again. Well...not SEE her eating. That's a spectacle I will leave for those with stronger constitutions than myself.

Eat, drink and be merry, Chinny. For tomorrow...

ETA: It's not her fault...it's the sYsTem.
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"Off-track" is apparently another way to say "normal".





Dang. I'm SO surprised that Chantal has missed her promised Torrid haul. Again. And again.



Trying to get some clout, I bet.
Definitely trying to buddy up to Big Al, who said she was craving McD's: cheeseburger with just onions, a 20-piece nugget so she could eat the outside and waste the chicken within it (just fry breading at home, bitch), a large sprite, two apples pies, and a large fry. Almost the same thing Chantal ordered. (Big Al's blathering cued):





What a fucking cow stable. That shit need to be pushed out of there with a bobcat. You're almost 40, Chantal! Stop leaving your room like a 12 year old would. At least get a hamper or basket hold your skanky clothes. It's been five days now that she was going to clean her room. You think she went ahead and filmed it to either rip that bandaid off all at once and let the "haaydurs" get it out of their systems and will then start cleaning, one object at a time, so her sycophants will be pleased as she films it after she spent a week picking.




What the hell is that box? "Premium Plus"? What is that, my Canadians!
The Canadian version of Saltine crackers from the USA.
 
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