Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Genesis Printhes]

so how long until she's hitting the streets, and claiming her corner? She's already got a good hooker name.

She should get on Soft White Underbelly.

I've never understood why she hasn't at least tried stripping. Infinitely easier and far less humiliating than drinking piss on camera or being dispassionately smacked by Lurch for a whopping $25, not to mention 100% legal. Would she make mad bank? No, but those pity dollars tossed on stage when you come on after a prettier girl's show add up. She might even make some druggie pals to shack up with, and tone up that flab a bit.

Of course, that's not currently an option with the pandemic and all. But seriously, Luna. Think about it!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

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I've never understood why she hasn't at least tried stripping. Infinitely easier and far less humiliating than drinking piss on camera or being dispassionately smacked by Lurch for a whopping $25, not to mention 100% legal. Would she make mad bank? No, but those pity dollars tossed on stage when you come on after a prettier girl's show add up. She might even make some druggie pals to shack up with, and tone up that flab a bit.

Of course, that's not currently an option with the pandemic and all. But seriously, Luna. Think about it!

She's fat.

 

[Cancerous_Female]

I've never understood why she hasn't at least tried stripping. Infinitely easier and far less humiliating than drinking piss on camera or being dispassionately smacked by Lurch for a whopping $25, not to mention 100% legal. Would she make mad bank? No, but those pity dollars tossed on stage when you come on after a prettier girl's show add up. She might even make some druggie pals to shack up with, and tone up that flab a bit.

Of course, that's not currently an option with the pandemic and all. But seriously, Luna. Think about it!

Yeah, Luna! Shake that celluited ass. Some patrons do like the desperate, burn out look.

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She's fat.

My local strip club does BBW night.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So Luna has finally reached a crossroads. Continue to be a junkie with Lurch and live with being a perpetual vagrant moving from one temporary home to the next or get clean and live with her dad? Is this the situation?

I don’t see her making it living hard with Lurch for very long before she’ll trade in the junkie life for stage two living with dad, the revolving rehab/recovery/relapse cycle.

There will be moments of clarity, lots of sober talk about writing a memoir of her experiences and how much better sober living is. Then a disappearance from social media and the inevitable “looking for sympathy, I relapsed again” post.

Either way, I believe we got more decent content coming from our girl.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I think that as soon as push comes to shove and they find themselves homeless, Matthew will leave her. Without providing a roof over his head and a bed for him to sleep on (even if they're far from ideal, it's probably the best option his middle-aged junkie ass could ever get), Luna's pretty much useless to him and will only be a burden if they have to survive on the streets.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

My local strip club does BBW night.

She's not even fat in a sexy way. She is bloated like a corpse.

 

[dookerbewitt]

I think that as soon as push comes to shove and they find themselves homeless, Matthew will leave her. Without providing a roof over his head and a bed for him to sleep on (even if they're far from ideal, it's probably the best option his middle-aged junkie ass could ever get), Luna's pretty much useless to him and will only be a burden if they have to survive on the streets.

This is imho, the best possible outcome for her. I can't help thinking that Lurch has a money ticket in Luna and wouldn't want to give that up. She's drank piss for fuck's sake. To me it seems their romantic disney-esque romance is taking a turn towards a pimp and his doughy junkie whore. I know she put herself in this position but if that is where this is headed, I sure do damn hope I'm surprised and he leaves her. But I just can't fathom that happening, not when there's drugs to turn tricks for. Why would he suck cock for dope when Luna is happy to do it for him?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yes, what a horrible dad you have Luna. She must be really out of it to post this just after bitching about her Dad. Now how long till it gets pawned?

Those lips

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wait a minute. She's pissed her father wouldn't give lurch an engagement ring to give her and not that lurch is too lazy to get a job and buy one?
Also......confirmed she doesn't wipe her ass.

 

[Party Cheese]

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drinking ice water for breakfast lunch and siddssnd

... my sides. and she thinks she deserves an office job as a typist

I've never understood why she hasn't at least tried stripping. Infinitely easier and far less humiliating than drinking piss on camera or being dispassionately smacked by Lurch for a whopping $25, not to mention 100% legal. Would she make mad bank? No, but those pity dollars tossed on stage when you come on after a prettier girl's show add up. She might even make some druggie pals to shack up with, and tone up that flab a bit.

Of course, that's not currently an option with the pandemic and all. But seriously, Luna. Think about it!

She's also a hulking ogress of a woman, 5'10" if I remember correctly. She can't roleplay as uwu smol angel princess when she's clomping out onto the stage in Lucite heels "found in a dumpster", clocking in at over 6' while the smaller girls cling to their poles in terror.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I imagine she suicide baited or some shit to get her dad to give them the ring. Dad probably wanted to save it for when/if Luna found a guy who was somewhat contributing to society but realised that she'll probably OD before that happens. Sad.

 

[shiitake]

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What the hell are those lips?

 

[Iron Hamster]

What the hell are those lips?

Looks like she tried to hide herpes sores with photoshop.

 

[InspectorButters]

She doesn’t care because it’s your fault Luna! If you stopped playing the victim for more than 5 seconds maybe you would realize that you put yourself in this situation. Ugh I just hate how she always acts like she never does anything wrong and it’s always big bad mommy’s fault that she’s a slimy heroin addict and hasn’t done shit with her sad pathetic excuse for a life. I honestly can’t wait until she’s forced to carry her filthy bedbug infested, bloodstained hoard around the streets of New York because maybe, just maybe she will realize that she needs to change.

 

[multiverse]

She doesn’t care because it’s your fault Luna! If you stopped playing the victim for more than 5 seconds maybe you would realize that you put yourself in this situation. Ugh I just hate how she always acts like she never does anything wrong and it’s always big bad mommy’s fault that she’s a slimy heroin addict and hasn’t done shit with her sad pathetic excuse for a life. I honestly can’t wait until she’s forced to carry her filthy bedbug infested, bloodstained hoard around the streets of New York because maybe, just maybe she will realize that she needs to change. View attachment 1817346

Oh no, throwing a tantrum and threatening suicide isn't resulting in mom OR dad caving and simply renting a fully paid for uwu aesthetics apartment for her! And now mom isn't even handing over benzos, what use IS she?

That Luna has lived rent and utilities free for two years - in her mother's only bedroom AND very bed, nonetheless - doesn't break through to this self centered asshole one bit. If you haven't heaped unmerited largess on her in the past six hours, she spits bile and then some. Even if she were sober, she would be just as entitled and unbearable. As much as Matthew mootches off of and uses her, I'm sure she makes his life a living hell. He'd do well to ditch the extra weight (lol) when they get kicked out on Friday morning.

 

[stupid frog]

Maybe if she takes a boatload of drugs and wishes really hard the whole eviction thing will just go away.

you mean like if she dies in minecraft

 

[Blue_Snow]

Yes, what a horrible dad you have Luna. She must be really out of it to post this just after bitching about her Dad. Now how long till it gets pawned?
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Those lips
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I wonder how long it will take her to understand that Matthew isn’t going to marry her.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

How dare her mom fuck her over by *shuffles notes* being moved by the program meant to get her sober.

It's finny how she is constantly ANGERY at her mom for being a bad mom because she was an addict, but has no resentment towards the drugs that made her mom that way or the guy who sold the drugs to her in the first place.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I wonder how long it will take her to understand that Matthew isn’t going to marry her.

I wonder how long it will take Matthew to steal that ring.

"Oh no, you can't find the ring? I guess you lost it, I'm sure it will turn up."

 

[Burn Book]

Saying her mom makes her dad look good by comparison, sounds like Luna's trying to justify possibly having to move in with her dad.

Her father probably won't let Matthew move in with her, and she's delusional enough to refuse in that case.