Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I don't understand why anyone would want to live this way. If you're old, uneducated, unemployed, disabled, and otherwise a miserable sack of shit whose only joy in life comes from shoving food in your face, i guess there's room for sympathy for some of those fat fucks on the scooters. But here is a young and otherwise healthy person actively eating himself to death for bizarre, sick, fetishistic, and otherwise inexplicable reasons. It's just a baffling way to carry on.
 
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BoingBoingBoi said:
I don't understand why anyone would want to live this way. If you're old, uneducated, unemployed, disabled, and otherwise a miserable sack of shit whose only joy in life comes from shoving food in your face, i guess there's room for sympathy for some of those fat fucks on the scooters. But here is a young and otherwise healthy person actively eating himself to death for bizarre, sick, fetishistic, and otherwise inexplicable reasons. It's just a baffling way to carry on.
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A lot of people with eating disorders are fully aware that it's a slow, indirect form of suicide.
 
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Guli said:
The more I stare at Nikocado and his ever increasing weight, I only get feelings of disappointment that he wont be able to do a flip anymore, more of a cannon ball onto the street below
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The fucking EARTHQUAKE that would ensue would cause state wide outage and perhaps collapse the entire city's infrastructure, instantly killing hundreds in the process
 
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Guli said:
The more I stare at Nikocado and his ever increasing weight, I only get feelings of disappointment that he wont be able to do a flip anymore, more of a cannon ball onto the street below
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how would he even get up higher than the first floor? you know there's a weight limit in elevators and this fat fuck isn't going to climb the emergency roof stairs to get to the top and then snowball down to the earth. He'd have a heart attack even going up a single flight.

Maybe that's Niki's current foe: stairs
 
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DuckSucker said:
I think the motherfucker bought a condo, in Honolulu. One of the most expensive properties in one of the most expensive states. I think the dudes got enough money I guess but he still probably has bills to pay. Plus hes on like the 86th floor, this motherfucker isnt climbing stairs.
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Source? 86 floor buildings (higher assuming that he's not getting a penthouse) aren't exactly common.
 
Kinda got a new paranoid schizophrenic tier theory that Nik is secretly a proana channel. He's starting to use phrases used in anorexic communities like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" and "What you eat in private is what people see in public", and is getting increasingly more vile in the way he eats shit on his channel. Like I said, probably just extreme major reaching, but food for thought. (no pun intended)
 
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