Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[ConSluttant]

Today's filling. It's beautiful. And by beautiful I mean that it is full of laughter.

Edit: fucking cougared. Sigh

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Today's filling. It's beautiful. And by beautiful I mean that it is full of laughter.

1. Late
2. Is missing the Memmorandum of Law

I hope CPS is watching this thread, and watching it very closely. It could make the difference between the children's safety and Melinda's strapping a few of them in a 20-year old car and driving it into a lake.

Isn't Monica watching? That's good enough, isn't it?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I am always tickled to read Melinda's filings. It was such a joy to open KF and see more batshittery whilst sipping my tea and nibbling biscotti.
I think the funniest lawsperging in this filing is her trying mightily to make Jersh a "state actor" who violated her Constitutional Rights. The conspiritardness really shines through. I nearly woke the family when I read her claims that the only way to contact CPS is over the telephone, and then the paranoid speculation that all the Does are akchually Wise County employee's was just....beautiful.
All in all, with the snow falling and the wood stove roaring, just a perfect start to my day. o7

 

[Baby Yoda]

The real winner in all of this is @Marshall Castersen and Andrew, albeit marginally. Why is this? Think of it this way...

Back in 2016 Marshall was facing serious jail time due to beating Allison because she was fat. He was let out after good behavior and decided he needed to turn his life around. He hatched up a genius plan to pretend to be a Messianic Jew in order for him to cozy up to people that could help him get back on his feet. In comes Melinda with her attraction to dangerous, sociopathic men who married Marshall solely because her birthing canal would become wet at the thought of him. She gives Marshall a place to live, money, buys him a new truck, etc. she even lets him use her birthing canal to squirt some of his semen into her creating a new life form.

Melinda also has a plan, but she is messy. She thinks if she can get Marshall to get her pregnant, he will be forced to pay her a monthly child support payment for life. However, Melinda is too stupid to understand that Marshall's 6D chess game means that he wont have to pay up. Melinda will be so inundated with lolsuits and counter sueing that all of this legalese will weigh heavily on her mental health. INB4 "thats not how child support works, you always have to pay" Earlier in this thread Melinda told us that Marshall never signed the birth certificate. Well played! No one can prove he is the father.

At this time, Marshall is more than likely living in another state. We can see he has skills like auto mechanics and electronics. He could get some sort of job doing something. Hell he may even be able to go to different countries, due to his connections to Mexico. Marshall hasn't been locked out of the US banking system like Tamar has. Another dumb thing she admitted to us on here. What can Melinda really do other than shit out retarded pamphlets about camping? She is stuck between a rock and a hard place, because she is pushing 40 with 6 piglets and a fantasy of finding some "rich guy who will take care of me". This is like putting the cart way before the horse. You should have found the rich Jew who will take care of me when you were 25 whoreson!!!

So who's lives have improved in the past 3 years that I have watched you humans?
Marshall Castersen: +1 truck, spreads his seed
Andrew Carlsen: Net worth increases by 10K, moves on from Tamar
Melinda: stuck in the same rut, wasted thousands on a stupid book and suing frivolously with no results.

Doesn't matter to me either way. I'm going to go ahead and close the lid on my crib and rest my eyes. been flying around Andromeda all night.
It's over.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hey, @TamarYaelBatYah , do you recongnize this phone number?

 

[ConSluttant]

OK. This is something I have been wondering for a while. Why in the hell does Melinda insist that Josh is the same as Lolcow LLC?. She didn't sue Lolcow LLC. She sued Josh. Not Josh as an agent of Lolcow LLC. Just Josh.

She can't do this. She insists that Josh can be served as if he was a company. But she DIDN'T SUE THE COMPANY! Her service, since she insists it is proper for a company, is DEFECTIVE.

Why hasn't Melinda figured this out? Or is there something I am missing? I mean I'm reading the original complaint right now and in no ways is she alleging Josh is the company or that she is suing the company. She mentions that Josh owns Kiwi Farms and that's it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

OK. This is something I have been wondering for a while. Why in the hell does Melinda insist that Josh is the same as Lolcow LLC?. She didn't sue Lolcow LLC. She sued Josh. Not Josh as an agent of Lolcow LLC. Just Josh.

She can't do this. She insists that Josh can be served as if he was a company. But she DIDN'T SUE THE COMPANY! Her service, since she insists it is proper for a company, is DEFECTIVE.

Why hasn't Melinda figured this out? Or is there something I am missing? I mean I'm reading the original complaint right now and in no ways is she alleging Josh is the company or that she is suing the company. She mentions that Josh owns Kiwi Farms and that's it.

Because she is either stupid or playing 50d chess.

She mentions that Josh owns Kiwi Farms and that's it.

She is pro se. The courts might assume she is just retarded and meant to sue him as an agent of Lolcow LLC.

 

[Toasty]

I just love how she keeps saying that Josh is claiming that the service just "disappeared," and he has to come up with a "storyline" of how it "vanished into thin air." Nothing of the sort has been claimed obviously.
The service was ridiculously improper on levels his lawyer and we have already been over countless times. The judge has not yet ruled on the motion to set aside default or dismiss the service, but she keeps taking them as givens.
Mentioning Josh's political affiliation twice was a nice batshit touch.

 

[Toasted kiwi Sammich]

I just love how she keeps saying that Josh is claiming that the service just "disappeared," and he has to come up with a "storyline" of how it "vanished into thin air." Nothing of the sort has been claimed obviously.
The service was ridiculously improper on levels his lawyer and we have already been over countless times. The judge has not yet ruled on the motion to set aside default or dismiss the service, but she keeps taking them as givens.
Mentioning Josh's political affiliation twice was a nice batshit touch.

Be hilarious if Moonès lawyer brings that up his next filing, along with her 'Jones is a democrat so will hate that null is a repub' screen, especially as she already insulted him by calling him biased and demanding he recuse. Seems this broad just cannot help being as insulting and alienating as possible to everyone she comes across.

 

[talk talk talk]

OK. This is something I have been wondering for a while. Why in the hell does Melinda insist that Josh is the same as Lolcow LLC?. She didn't sue Lolcow LLC. She sued Josh. Not Josh as an agent of Lolcow LLC. Just Josh.

Why? Because she is a lolsuiter with a worse understanding of legal issues that Russ Greer.

But, yeah. She has a serious problem with who precisely she is suing. I anticipate she will pop up later today with some bit of "research" on corporate veil-piercing that she doesn't understand, but will have one out of context pull quote. Some clerk will have to pull the case for the judge and laugh a little at the fucked up citation and the out of context pull quote.

More work for the judge's law clerks. More milk for us.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Hey, @TamarYaelBatYah , do you recongnize this phone number?

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No, because I don't use CPS hotline. I've never once called CPS on anyone in my life. Where I'm from, people weren't raised to use CPS as a revenge tool. You'd be shunned instantly

A call from Kiwi Farms because you're pissed off by my filing looks so obvious. Like that's going to work. Pa-lease. Your malicious intent on the same day that my Response was filed is enough to establish malicious intent.

Good luck trying to send them to my old Wise County addresses. Who is going to be there to open the door, idiot.

You're stupid for posting that screenshot. I'll go right back to the courthouse with an Exhibit and file for an Injunction. I can subpoena your information too

 

[Toasted kiwi Sammich]

No, because I don't use CPS hotline. I've never once called CPS on anyone in my life. Where I'm from, people weren't raised to use CPS as a revenge tool. You'd be shunned instantly

A call from Kiwi Farms because you're pissed off by my filing looks so obvious. Like that's going to work. Pa-lease. Your malicious intent on the same day that my Response was filed is enough to establish malicious intent.

Good luck trying to send them to my old Wise County addresses. Who is going to be there to open the door, idiot.

You're stupid for posting that screenshot. I'll go right back to the courthouse with an Exhibit and file for an Injunction. I can subpoena your information too

LOL no you can't. Just like you couldnt get Jones recused. Or add defendants. Or quash Nulls motions. Everything you do is a failure. BTW how is it at the 'Rabbis' house over the border in Kentucky? I give it 2 weeks before he throws you out.
CPS depts share files ALL the time, and the govt has your address for benefits. Unless youre committing fraud. Regardless of the ACV program or whatever it is.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

No, because I don't use CPS hotline. I've never once called CPS on anyone in my life. Where I'm from, people weren't raised to use CPS as a revenge tool. You'd be shunned instantly

A call from Kiwi Farms because you're pissed off by my filing looks so obvious. Like that's going to work. Pa-lease. Your malicious intent on the same day that my Response was filed is enough to establish malicious intent.

Good luck trying to send them to my old Wise County addresses. Who is going to be there to open the door, idiot.

You're stupid for posting that screenshot. I'll go right back to the courthouse with an Exhibit and file for an Injunction. I can subpoena your information too

You see, you'd almost have a point here if it weren't for the fact that obvious concern has been voiced and the fact you've been kicked out of HUD housing, which is very immediate cause for alarm when considering a mother with 6 children, one of which who is still breastfeeding.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You see, you'd almost have a point here if it weren't for the fact that obvious concern has been voiced and the fact you've been kicked out of HUD housing, which is very immediate cause for alarm when considering a mother with 6 children, one of which who is still breastfeeding.

Being evicted doesn't fall under the definition of "abuse and neglect". Every person who gets evicted doesn't get a visit from CPS.

Your motive is to silence me out of litigation. I've got every single screenshot. Fuck off.

LOL no you can't. Just like you couldnt get Jones recused. Or add defendants. Or quash Nulls motions. Everything you do is a failure. BTW how is it at the 'Rabbis' house over the border in Kentucky? I give it 2 weeks before he throws you out.
CPS depts share files ALL the time, and the govt has your address for benefits. Unless youre committing fraud. Regardless of the ACV program or whatever it is.

LOL no you can't. Just like you couldnt get Jones recused. Or add defendants. Or quash Nulls motions. Everything you do is a failure. BTW how is it at the 'Rabbis' house over the border in Kentucky? I give it 2 weeks before he throws you out.
CPS depts share files ALL the time, and the govt has your address for benefits. Unless youre committing fraud. Regardless of the ACV program or whatever it is.

That's why you have a Default hanging over your head.

An Injunction is much easier than a Recusal.

I'm not intimidated by your words.

 

[Deadpool]

, it's not possible to get pregnant if you breastfeed properly. My ability to be in lactation amenorrhea for as long as I can is because I know what I'm doing and I don't pluck my babies off to be a martyr for Capitalism

Your belief that other women need to pluck their babies off their breast so others have government benefits is the most ridiculous idea. HUD and SSA are run regardless if lactating women go to work or not

You're same tired argument that those of you here who are Americans are paying my basics of necessities is a worn out played out theme here that has already been discussed. It fails as a matter of debate. No middle class KF Troll pays anything other than the public school taxes they and their neighbors use and the Army they use as well.

None of you here are millionaires or billionaires, you don't pay anything substantial to keep government programs running

Learn to use the search feature.

Blatant stupidity.

That's because Marshall decided a long time ago that you are random Sadists on the internet targeting us. (He told me in private when we discussed KF and the lawsuits)

I wasn't so convinced. I believe that some of you are people who know Marshall and I.

Blatant stupidity (lol you admit to being more retarded than Marshall)

In the last year my project here was to find out. You guys have leaked a lot of information about yourself. I've learned a lot about you all.

Lie.

It's against The Torah to make a child do any such thing. How about YOU KF Trolls? Is that why you attack me? Because I am an outspoken advocate against child brides and Polygyny? Maybe YOU are the ones who are an illegal sex trafficking ring.

I never said I had illegal porn.

Blatant stupidity "DEFAMATION PER SE"

Did you ever consider that you can laugh at people with clean humor... and without socially abusing them and without stalking them?

No. Kill yourself, you rancid fuck pig.

I'm showing why your logic is fundamentally flawed.

New fillings, Bitches! It's @TamarYaelBatYah responce to Null's motion to dismiss

Lmao: I'M STILL TRYING TO SUE THESE ANONYMOUS SCREEN NAMES, AND IVE TRIED TO GET THEIR GENERAL LOCATION REEEEEEEEEEEE-A retarded, fuck pig named Melinda
@TamarYaelBatYah just your regular reminder that this lolsuit will fail, and even if it doesn't you won't get shit from me. Kill yourself, cunt.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Because she is either stupid or playing 50d chess.



She is pro say. The courts might assume she is just retarded and meant to sue him as an agent of Lolcow LLC.

That Response hit you hard. You're so afraid of getting caught that you called CPS.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Being evicted doesn't fall under the definition of "abuse and neglect". Every person who gets evicted doesn't get a visit from CPS.

Your motive is to silence me out of litigation. I've got every single screenshot. Fuck off.

Why would we need to silence you out of litigation when you repeatedly fail? Seems like a waste of time if that's the case. No normal person would be afraid of litigation from someone who will never succeed.

 

[Deadpool]

That Response hit you hard. You're so afraid of getting caught that you called CPS.

Fuck pig, please. No one one is intimidated or afraid of your tard scrawlings. You're an incompetent, powerless, ineffectual, impotent, retard. We're protected by the first amendment and IIED is next to impossible to prove anyway. Kill yourself cunt.

 

[talk talk talk]

"It's an older meme, but it checks out."

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Fuck pig, please. No one one is intimidated or afraid of your tard scrawlings. You're an incompetent, powerless, ineffectual, impotent, retard. We're protected by the first amendment and IIED is next to impossible to prove anyway. Kill yourself cunt.

That's why you have a Default hanging over your head.

You aren't a citizen of the USA, you aren't protected by the First Amendment, idiot.

"It's an older meme, but it checks out."


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Yeah, because you know you'd lose your job if it was found out

Why would we need to silence you out of litigation when you repeatedly fail? Seems like a waste of time if that's the case. No normal person would be afraid of litigation from someone who will never succeed.

That's why you have a Default hanging over your head

. Late
2. Is missing the Memmorandum of Law

The deadline is Dec 31 2020

The Memorandum is attached. I just called the courthouse

Idiot