Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

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  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

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If she doesn't leave, a sheriff will force her out and they can put a padlock on the damn door/change the locks and all the shit inside of the apartment will belong to the landlord.

Goodbye hello kitty hoard. Goodbye stolen...err...hard earned switch. Goodbye uwu xanax case. Welcome to the cold concrete streets of life and reality.
 
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I don't like the way she talks down about her mother. I've never seen her mom before, but she seemed so meek and "weak", someone you could easily walk all over.

Saying her mom's life is "over", when her mom is probably not that much older than her ugly faux fiancé.

Its got to be tough and easier said than done, but I'd go total no contact with Luna if I was her mother.


ETA: Is Luna an only child? If so, that explains a lot. Parents of only children have trouble letting go. If you have multiple kids, if one of them is a screw up, then at least you've got the other children to fall back on. Doesn't really work if you only have one kid.
 
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For those currently unable to watch the eviction video, here is Luna's "horribly abusive" mom (thx to a lolcow poster). Reminder to those who may not follow this thread that she made her mom (in recovery) sleep on the couch while her and Lurch took the bedroom and continued to shoot up.
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bubble tea said:
I don't think anyone has posted this yet; it's taken from the other farms.

WARNING: LEGITIMATELY DISGUSTING/NSFW LUNA/LURCH "PORN." I can't currently download these monstrosities to archive them, sorry. Here is what anon posted:
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I skimmed through the first vid and guys (and gals), I really do recommend you do the same, even though the subject matter is revolting.
I have never seen amateur porn where both participants look simultaneously stressed and dead inside, continually making eye contact with the camera as they go through the motions at the oddest pace possible. It is legitimately hilarious if you can ignore the "deformities".
 
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Bloitzhole said:
I skimmed through the first vid and guys (and gals), I really do recommend you do the same, even though the subject matter is revolting.
I have never seen amateur porn where both participants look simultaneously stressed and dead inside, continually making eye contact with the camera as they go through the motions at the oddest pace oossible. It is legitimately hilarious if you can ignore the "deformities".
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This is the most legit description of what the hell I just watched. Holy FUK! Luna's legs are truly horrific. I also want to know what the fuck fell out of her underwear whilst ol' Easter Island Head was wobbling her cottage cheese around. Did she nod out whilst wiping and leave the toilet paper stuck to her rancid nether regions only for Lurch to jiggle it free, on camera no less?
 
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Chris Konon said:
So they *most likely* have something lined up from 24th
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Oh-ho! Nice catch.

In Luna-speak, this means she messaged a place that's listed as available on Air BnB and is waiting for a response. Much like the single apartment she arranged to view and expected it would work out for her, Luna's massive case of unwarranted self importance means that she simply assumes people will give her whatever she wants.

At the price they are looking for, $1200 / month, they can get a room in a shared apartment on AirBnB. However, shared means roommates, and roommates mean that Lurch and Luna have to be screened and vetted by the people living there. They set off every red flag imaginable. Even if they can get a blind key pickup, the roommates would immediately alert the traveling roomie to the fact that two bedbug infested junkies moved in and need to get kicked out ASAP.

Dis gon' b gud
 
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Lurk said:
I also want to know what the fuck fell out of her underwear whilst ol' Easter Island Head was wobbling her cottage cheese around.
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I'll accept my horrifying ratings to inform you that on more then one occasion she has tried to entice "clients" with pics that have pads/panty liners still on her underwear.
 
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That was sad and disgusting. I need 20 showers.
  • Her ass is fat but it's flat.
  • Her legs looks like they're filling up with fluid, probably from shooting.
  • Speaking of shooting, you can see the track marks.
  • Sad tits. Just sad.
  • They look so uncomfortable and grimy.
  • Did I mention they look grimy?
 
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