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My Christmas was a real shit show. My mother tried to Karen me into wearing a mask in my uncle's house, which I did, for all of half a minute. Interestingly, she was the only person who gave me shit about it. My uncle, who is supposedly dealing with immunocompromised family members, and his son, who has PTSD from seeing dead people in a hospital, didn't say a word. Not sure if they don't care, or if they're too polite to bully me into covering up.

Of course, everyone else in the household covered up like obedient little sheeple. I managed to keep my cool and at the very least my relatives didn't treat me like a leper. I really feel bad for my cousin's daughter who has been caught up in all this. She is public school educated and her mother (my cousin) is a social media addict-so she's in the Branch Covidian cult without realizing it. I feel even especially bad for the baby that's due in three months, as I do all post-Coofid babies, because they will be raised in a sanitary dystopia-never realizing a world where non hypochondriacs live and work.

As I left, my family did the stupid "elbow touch" thing. I opted for a handshake. That felt like the most alpha thing I've ever done.
 
Hospital bed data is really fucking stupid because they use current capacity. Its insanely inefficient and a money black hole to be open at full capacity at all times. The real number is max capacity %. I don't know if they even track because they can "Create" ICU beds in a lot of random ass places with the proper equipment and staffing which can increase/decrease constantly.

My local hospital claimed it was 95% full despite having about half the patients than in April/May. They close down wards, furlough people (this is where tiktok vids come from), and reopen when needed.

2 people at my work got covid and now my boss's boss is telling/not telling us to "Take advantage" of the vaccine. Its still not compulsary but I think its gonna get there. real soon once workplaces get some assurances/realize they basically can't be sued for this if they all do it.
 

The NBA is planning to roll out an ambitious aspect of its leaguewide contact tracing program by requiring players and many team staffers to wear sensor devices during all team-organized activities outside of games starting Jan. 7, according to a league memo obtained by ESPN.

Only Tier 1 and Tier 2 individuals -- designations outlined in the league's health and safety protocols that include players and specific staff members, such as coaches -- will be required to wear Kinexon SafeZone contact sensor devices on the team plane, the team bus, during practices and to and from the arena or their home practice facility in connection with team travel, the memo states.

Not wearing the sensors is subject to discipline, but it's unclear what the discipline might be. Players are not required to wear the sensors during games or at the team hotel when traveling.

A testing period for the program began Dec. 23 and is expected to be implemented Jan. 7, according to a separate league memo obtained by ESPN.

The sensors do not record GPS location and will activate when coming within close proximity, which is defined as 6 feet, to another person wearing one -- a point that health officials across the NBA emphasized to quell concerns about whether individual movements would be monitored. It is expected that the "proximity alarm" feature on the devices, which was active in the Orlando, Florida, bubble, will be disabled this season.

The memo states that the sensors will record "the distance and duration of in-person interactions" with others who are wearing a sensor, which the NBA believes will aid in its contact tracing reviews in instances of positive coronavirus cases. Such reviews will also include interviews of players and staff members, as well as potentially examining camera footage at team facilities, to better understand who might have been exposed to an infected individual.

One health official with direct knowledge of the situation noted that the sensors should significantly help in better determining which players or staff might need to be quarantined should the situation arise.

"We don't want to have to needlessly quarantine someone that doesn't need to be," said the official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

This effort is a collaboration of the NBA, the players' union and medical officials, and officials involved believe it should serve in a proactive manner to identify situations where staff members and players may be interacting in close proximity on a frequent basis that could prove troublesome should an infection occur.

"We're hopeful that it can also be used not only when there are cases, but proactively to try to reduce contacts even before there are cases," NBA senior vice president David Weiss, who has worked alongside players' union officials and medical experts throughout the pandemic, told ESPN.

The NFL has used these sensors during its season, and the NBA did on a voluntary basis in Orlando, with individuals typically wearing them on a lanyard. A league memo states that there are options for players and designated staff members to wear the sensors, which include a lanyard, wristband or another wearable, though players must wear the sensor in the waistband in the front of their shorts during practices.

Compliance among players was said to be strong in Orlando, but holding a season outside a contained environment during the coronavirus pandemic creates numerous opportunities for infection. As such, the NBA believes that requiring the sensors is a necessary step, even if it may prove inconvenient, as some team officials say it will.

"It's definitely going to have its bumps in the road," said the health official, who added that the sensors wouldn't be worn on personal time.

One veteran NBA head athletic trainer described the program as "ambitious" and underscored the differences between NFL and NBA teams employing the sensors.

"It's one thing to do that in the NFL, where you're basically going to the same place for work every day," the head athletic trainer said, speaking on the condition of anonymity. "I mean, you have theoretically eight one-game road trips a year [in the NFL]. That's a far cry from what we do. We've got to set it up and get the things charged and distribute them and recollect them and distribute them and recollect them -- and think [of the] planes, practices and bus rides and practices in the morning and games at night and a trip to the airport. It's really something."

At least two staffers from each team will be tasked with helping manage the Kinexon SafeZone system, but the data logged from the sensors will be shared only with the league and individuals' teams and not other teams, a league memo states. Information gathered on the sensors will be "de-identified" and not accessible on an individual basis after the 2020-21 season, according to the memo.

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This doesn't seem omnious at all. Literal punishments for not wearing your totally "non-GPS" devices leashes.

Keep in mind that the vaccine has already started rolling out, and they are just implementing this now.
 
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This doesn't seem omnious at all. Literal punishments for not wearing your totally "non-GPS" devices leashes.

Keep in mind that the vaccine has already started rolling out, and they are just implementing this now.

What the fuck? Is this some kind of joke? The phone apps and thousands of contact tracers being hired by the government were creepy enough but this is next level. I'm not sure whether to call it insane or retarded. Lol at "we don't want to quarantine anyone who doesn't need to be" because yeah that is the big fucking concern here. How is this not a business related human rights abuse?
 
Holy shit.
The irony of an organization that markets itself as extremely woke and pro-BLM forcing a mostly black player base to wear what are essentially LoJack ankle bracelets and meting out punishments accordingly is insanely rich. The natural progression of Clownworld has outpaced the abilities of any satirist.

Here's another fun implication of this development: there is absolutely nothing unique about the NBA that makes it so different from any other job where employees are in close proximity to one another as they work. Any private employer could impose this requirement upon its staff and it would be likely be deemed legally enforceable in any at-will employment jurisdiction. Sleep tight.
 
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If you had an asymptomatic case of the flu, you wouldn’t know it. From the CDC website, “Some people can be infected with the flu virus but have no symptoms. During this time, those people may still spread the virus to others.”
 
I just wanted to say, thank you to all of you. Even people I might disagree with, cos you make me reconsider my stance and point of view and that is not a bad thing.


I don't know if next year will be better. To quote a great man, "I don't know what happens now, I am too scared to close my eyes". But I do know that I appreciate all of you.
 
Starting to get impatient too. I want to visit my old people.

The thing is? It does work. People are starting to learn that washing your hands and sneezing into your arm is a good approach.
Okay...
I'm not accusing you of making the fallacy, just explaining that you're awfully close to touching on one.

But the whole "wash your hands and sneeze into your arm!" argument is a Motte & Bailey fallacy. Not even the most hardcore of anti-maskers are arguing against washing their hands; but what this is, is a simplistic and easy-to-defend position that acts as cover for the more radical positions (lockdowns, travel restrictions, reduced business capacity, curfews, "contact tracing" (re: surveillance), mask mandates, etc.

If the entirety of the COVID mitigation strategy amounted to "wash your hands and cover your cough", I don't think anyone would have the slightest problem going along with it - but its not. Its not remotely the extent of the "new normal" bullshit. People don't lose their fucking jobs and places of business over washing their hands, they do over lockdowns. Stock markets don't crash because of "cough into your sleeve", they crash because of import/export/travel restrictions.
All these measures, which by the way, don't fucking work.
"When everyone is autistic, no one will be."- Bill Gates
BUT THAT MEANS WE WILL ALL BE NORMIES!!!
 
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If you had an asymptomatic case of the flu, you wouldn’t know it. From the CDC website, “Some people can be infected with the flu virus but have no symptoms. During this time, those people may still spread the virus to others.”
Being able to spread cold/flu germs before you show any symptoms is a great reason to wash your hands once in a while, especially if you are in public places. If you can't get to a sink, use hand sanitizer and wash your hands before eating any finger foods else it'll taste like death.
 
Jesus, they can't even do metre right.

Like this, you faggot

I'll wear my mask both here and there
I'll wear my mask
I'm sane, I swear!

I'll snitch and sneak each trumpist's act
I'll screech and squeal and that's a fact
Snitch and squeal, Hey!
wear that mask!

I'll social distance all my friends
I'll push and push
for righteous ends

Where did my life go,
oh! It's lost!
it's gone away
It's all been tossed!

(no i'm not perfect either, but fuck it, i'm down a bottle of champers and starting the next)
 
My experience with the vaccine in a nutshell was it didn’t hurt for nearly the first 12 hours, then my arm got very stiff and painful. It hurt even to reach up and brush my hair or even touch my arm. Around the site of injection, my arm was a little pink. I had difficulty falling asleep on the first night because it hurt so bad. I would rate the rona shot experience between the flu and tDap vaccine.

Day 2 the pain swiftly went away.

The vaccine wasn’t so bad. Do it faggots.
 
My experience with the vaccine in a nutshell was it didn’t hurt for nearly the first 12 hours, then my arm got very stiff and painful. It hurt even to reach up and brush my hair or even touch my arm. Around the site of injection, my arm was a little pink. I had difficulty falling asleep on the first night because it hurt so bad. I would rate the rona shot experience between the flu and tDap vaccine.

Day 2 the pain swiftly went away.

The vaccine wasn’t so bad. Do it faggots.
Nope not here nor there or anywhere
 
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