Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Remember, Lucas will eat any edible or semi edible object that you place in front of him. And ask for seconds. And, more often than not, thirds.
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I'm honestly curious if there's anything he considers too disgusting to eat. Lucas is the human equivalent of an opossum.

- Will literally eat anything no matter how gross
- Comfortable living in trash and filth
- Meek and submissive to larger opponents but will hiss and show his teeth at the smaller ones
- Very short life expectancy
- Will probably end up dead in the fuckin road
 
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Telomoron said:
I'm honestly curious if there's anything he considers too disgusting to eat. Lucas is the human equivalent of an opossum.

- Will literally eat anything no matter how gross
- Comfortable living in trash and filth
- Meek and submissive to larger opponents but will hiss and show his teeth at the smaller ones
- Very short life expectancy
- Will probably end up dead in the fuckin road
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A pseudo intellectual does not eat garbage like Lucas does. Besides he isn't missing anything by not banging 18- 24 year olds.
 
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Telomoron said:
I'm honestly curious if there's anything he considers too disgusting to eat. Lucas is the human equivalent of an opossum.

- Will literally eat anything no matter how gross
- Comfortable living in trash and filth
- Meek and submissive to larger opponents but will hiss and show his teeth at the smaller ones
- Very short life expectancy
- Will probably end up dead in the fuckin road
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Be fair to opossums: They eat a LOT of wood ticks, which is a very useful service, and they're not able to get rabies because their body temperature is too low which is a good skill to have when you have to share space with dumpster raccoons.

Lucas probably doesn't know what a wood tick is (though he might eat them if he did) and he's definitely capable of getting rabies from dumpster diving for food with raccoons.

Edit: Lucas has a history of flashing pathetic amounts of cash, thinking it's impressive. This one is from 2017.


Put that plastic knife right through his "chest ventricles".
Also, people don't like him because he's an intelligent nerd.
 
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Caught it just before he deleted it:
The comment:

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mothman96 said:
Caught it just before he deleted it:
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Haha...I was just about to post this! I’ve been taking a bit of a sabbatical from my Wern studies. Like my fellow Wernademics, this new found arrogance is just insufferable. I just can’t stomach the FatFuck anymore. His inevitable fall from stardom can’t come soon enough.
 
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holeinthedark said:
I FORGOT ABOUT PORTA POTTY LUCAS! now I remember someone taped him yelling in the porta potty and that was fucking gold
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That was something I made using audio from Lucas's own video.


I also made this back when he'd record himself yelling into his phone outside with his jacket over his head.


Please don't ell me there's people who get fooled by my obvious jokes, that's just too much pressure.
 
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Predictions for 2021?

It's probably pointless to guess since the zaniest antics can happen by the day with Lucas, but it could be fun. Look at where Lucas was a year ago, safely in his fartbox spamming shitty videos about zoomer baes and sucking off Bernie Sanders, a lot better off than he is now.

I predict January will be boring as Lucas should be getting lots of free money thanks to the stimulus and college money. But, that will just make Lucas more arrogant feeding into his narcissism. Thus, I think Lucas will finally run his mouth to the wrong person and get the ass beating he so justly deserves. Then, the eventual comedown as he quits school without getting any 18 year old pussy, nobody gives him any more free shit, and back to rotting in the streets entertaining us with his stupidity once again.
 
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If the LA catfish was Goldy i hope he doesnt get into any legal trouble over it since Lucas got bailed out and nothing seriously bad happened to him
mothman96 said:
Why pay the Freak, here is a Free video where he's eating Ghost pepper peanuts:
Starts at approx at the 11:13 mark.

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I love how he's all skittish when the person coughs after he says he has a boner at 14:50 and goes right back to grinning like a creep when he realizes they aren't actually going to confront him. Like you can just tell he felt like a real winner there with that creepy facial expression he had
 
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PrincessKidana said:
Okay... first things first, I made an Instagram account to comment on Pukas' post and tell the dude who the artist was. Pukas deleted it and blocked me. I'm amused.

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And Pukas has a sale going on! 1 day only! This shit cannot be real. People need to stop fucking encouraging this shit.

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"For a world without money ... 2 videos for $75"
 
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klickitat said:
And catfish.
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Speaking of which, after that catfish incident I wonder what would happen if lucas did somehow get a legit date with a zoomer bae and took her to a restaurant, where she proceeded to order catfish, not knowing about that incident at all. I can see him getting paranoid at her ordering it and thinking it was some kind of subtle troll indication and proceeding to lose his shit and start ranting at her accusing her of being a bigot republican catfish and trying to fuck with him, and end up causing a big scene at the restaurant

It would be hilarious if he fucked up his only chance at a legit one in a million zoomer bae by doing something like that, not to mention absolutely fitting

Patchwork Ragdoll said:
Went looking through YT videos about our favorite incel found these.
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Well it wouldn't surprise me, and it does explain the sudden scrubbing of the channel and his disappearance. Though assuming it was him, i'm not sure exactly what he intended to happen when lucas got to LA. I mean what did he expect? Lucas not to inevitably do something stupid and get himself a serious beatdown? Any sane person knows lucas's behavior doesn't go over well in places like that
 
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I’m going to clear this up because I think it’s been long enough, and I asked if it was ok to speak out. I don’t know if Goldaor sent Lucas to L.A, but he didn’t bring him back. I know who did and she’s a real person. Oh, and she doesn’t have kids 😂 Lucas made a lot of assumptions and for the sake of anonymity she didn’t correct him.
 
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