Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Rich Evans Apologist]

forgive me if I'm wrong as I haven't used an iphone in nearly a decade but I am curious:

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Shouldn't the filename be "IMG_XXXX" if you uploaded the file through Safari? I doubt it would use that filename if Lou used an art program but considering Lou's knowledge I doubt the filename would change.

Eeesh, you get what you pay for, I guess. What's the green stuff supposed to be? Scrunchies? Are they taking a shower?
Yeah, you know, I can't think of a single poor, struggling diabetic who wouldn't sooner use $8 on this than on subsistence food for the week.

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It's not just me, right? He's begging for more things more quickly than ever before lately, it has to be. I know he's always begged a fuckton for shit he doesn't need, but it really does feel like there isn't so much as a day that goes by where he doesn't have some new item, some new excuse, and some old "I would be able to work if not for x" he trots out. Seriously - feels like before it was always generic "I need lettuce & tomatoes" or some shit, but I really do feel like these last two months he's been CHURNING way above normal.

 

[theshep]

https://archive.is/B7eZt

 

[Excellent at Mediocrity]

WTF why does he need a second charger? Why can't the one that comes with the Macbook work next to his bed?

And Lou: YOU CAN FIX YOUR FOOT AND NOT HAVE DIABETES.

Because he was totally willing to work before the foot crater and diabetes.

 

[dumb idiot]

New Year's off to a great start.

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I'm sure he'll be back in a few hours.
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Looks like one of Lou's orbiters is catching on to the grift.
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Lou needs $112 and disability yinz guys.
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Edit: He's back. He was gone for around 40 minutes.

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[Miss Misery]

Dear Lou,

While your nonsense is incredibly amusing, I would truly and happily give up the lols in exchange for your death.

No love,

LFO!/PI/ODB

Edit: There isn't a drop of Italian blood in my ancestry/DNA, but I can still make spaghetti sauce from scratch that's better than any bullshit from a jar with minimal effort/ingredients. Man (woman) up, faggot.

 

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New Year's off to a great start.

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I'm sure he'll be back in a few hours.
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Lou needs $112 and disability yinz guys.
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"I need a charger so I don't have to get out of my bed."

"I need to find a way to sit up and be active."

Pick one. Although I do like how he thinks just sitting up is "being active."

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

New Year's off to a great start.

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I guarantee you his damage control tweet was because he got in such a passive-aggressive, bitchy tiff at big iron brow over there. Coming down from the absolute RUSH of bagging what must be his first sucker in a while - like a vampire in bloodlust? - he must've thought he looked so good saying how BADLY he needed all these luxury items. ("I won't buy generic because I don't want it setting anything on fire" - jfc)
I assume he expected more money to just POUR in, that he finally cracked the code, and he must've panicked upon the total sitting steady.

"I'm going insane trying to ask for money all the time" kindof tells me that he's fully aware of the fact that he's asking for a lot more shit than his usual, fully aware that he thinks his diabetic foot is a complete boon because he can use it to try to get more electronic shit to throw aside, and fully aware that people are catching on to the fact that he's manic-panic-buying and needs to grift the sympathybux as fast as he humanly can.

...and the fact that he fucking bought WoW without anyone to play with is just, like. Fuck me, maybe he really will barely last an hour at it. I had assumed that was the whole reason he fixated in on that game - one of his two "friends" suggested it. Given there's no way he used the trial, dumbass just threw $~60? on a game he doesn't even know if he'll like.
But then, he can beat off to his character, and Earthen Ring is apparently a roleplaying server, so maybe he'll put those writing chops to use and give us some spicy-hot ERP. I've always wondered how a hugless, sexless virgin close to 40 thinks you're supposed to fuck.

I swear, this thread's making me into a sadist.

 

[Ear]

The nice thing about WoW is that he could’ve spent hours, for free, using the trial to play a panda person, fox person, wolf person and hawt female blood elf person to lv 20, decide if it was fun, then think about investing. Also you don’t even have to buy the latest Xpac, afaik. Even getting BfA will give you shed loads of old content and access to the world to yiff away in the general chat channel to your heart’s content.

I know I’m flogging a dead tigress trying to give budgeting advice, but... sheesh.

*edit: just remembered, fox people are an allied race so have to be unlocked ingame. Discrim against the furs.

 

[Cool Spot]

I hope he gets chased off the server he plays on and begs for the stupid amount of money it costs to transfer your character to another server.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

forgive me if I'm wrong as I haven't used an iphone in nearly a decade but I am curious:

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Shouldn't the filename be "IMG_XXXX" if you uploaded the file through Safari? I doubt it would use that filename if Lou used an art program but considering Lou's knowledge I doubt the filename would change.

The filename might be whatever booru or file handling software FA uses.

("I won't buy generic because I don't want it setting anything on fire" - jfc)

In all absolute fairness - a lot more than Lardo deserves - a knock-off charger can and will fuck up his Macbook. An infinitely better, more decent, likeable, relatable, knowledgeable Louis: Louis Rossmann, Macbook repairs specialist from NYC, did a couple videos about this.

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[The Dude]

The only people I know who have more than one laptop charger are people who use their laptops for work, and even then it's few and far between. Most people I know with laptops have one charger for it and, y'know, just move it to wherever they need it. This is the same retarded mindset that Louie has where he thinks it's totally reasonable to have different devices for different situations. I really hope someone asks him why he can't just move the charger he already has.

And he's definitely ramped up the grifting and begging since his diagnosis. He seems to be asking for money for two or three new things every day. I think he's going to fuck himself over and push more people away with all the greed he's showing lately. He's already had one person make an irritated comment about having already sent him money.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I'm going to predict the next arc in the story of Louie:

He has no intention of slowing down his diabetes. He wants his foot cut off, because he has disability checks on his mind. Cha-ching! The twist in the story, that Louie thinks will never happen, is that Mama Gags is going to pass away soon. The house is willed to the druggie son to take care of his special son. I'm sure the druggie brother is not going to have a obese quasimodo living in his attic rent free, and Louie isn't going to pay rent or take orders from his brother, and will be kicked out.

After that, a new chapter starts in the life of a wheelchair bound, obese loser moving into section 8 housing.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

The nice thing about WoW is that he could’ve spent hours, for free, using the trial to play a panda person, fox person, wolf person and hawt female blood elf person to lv 20, decide if it was fun, then think about investing. Also you don’t even have to buy the latest Xpac, afaik. Even getting BfA will give you shed loads of old content and access to the world to yiff away in the general chat channel to your heart’s content.

I know I’m flogging a dead tigress trying to give budgeting advice, but... sheesh.

*edit: just remembered, fox people are an allied race so have to be unlocked ingame. Discrim against the furs.

I was looking at the current big MMOs earlier today out of curiosity and apparently Final Fantasy 14 Online has a free trial that lets you play with some convenience and chat restrictions for free all the way up to level 60 and encompasses the base game and the first expansion, which supposedly is easily several hundred hours worth of content if you just play one class and just do the main story line. There’s tons of options for Lou but he just immediately defaulted to the most expensive option he could find.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Lou will ramp up his grifting tenfold and ignore his diabetes. He wants pitybux more than anything, but jokes on him. No matter how many McDoubles dollars he manages to convince his small following to give him we get to laugh forever.

 

[Kane Lives]

I was looking at the current big MMOs earlier today out of curiosity and apparently Final Fantasy 14 Online has a free trial that lets you play with some convenience and chat restrictions for free all the way up to level 60 and encompasses the base game and the first expansion, which supposedly is easily several hundred hours worth of content if you just play one class and just do the main story line. There’s tons of options for Lou but he just immediately defaulted to the most expensive option he could find.

Yeah FFXIV pretty much lets you roam all the base game and Heavensward content for free, with only the community options locked out for free trials. (Can't start a party, can't use the marketboard, no joining guilds.) Great way to check out the game.

Of course, Lou doesn't care about that; it's very clear he's just consooming whatever he thinks will give him clout, and currently FFXIV doesn't quite give you that. (Though a surprising, and increasing number of furries are playing it. And you can even be a big cat there, though no big cat tiddies yet.)

 

[The Dude]

I'm going to predict the next arc in the story of Louie:

He has no intention of slowing down his diabetes. He wants his foot cut off, because he has disability checks on his mind. Cha-ching! The twist in the story, that Louie thinks will never happen, is that Mama Gags is going to pass away soon. The house is willed to the druggie son to take care of his special son. I'm sure the druggie brother is not going to have a obese quasimodo living in his attic rent free, and Louie isn't going to pay rent or take orders from his brother, and will be kicked out.

After that, a new chapter starts in the life of a wheelchair bound, obese loser moving into section 8 housing.

Louie might lie about Mama Gags passing away...again...but Louie will most likely croak long before his mother does. As I've stated before, Mama Gags has quite a bit to live for (such as taking care of her husband and grandson), and that's important for elderly people to live longer lives. My father in-law was a professor of gerontology, which is the study of old people, and he has always said the number one killer of the elderly is either retirement or losing their purpose in life. Since Mama Gags still has her husband and grandson to care for, she still has a reason to keep her living on and moving forward. Louie lives a shiftless, purposeless life. He sits on his fat ass getting fatter day after day with nothing of value to live for. And now he's got the 'Beetus, which he has absolutely no intention of addressing properly. He will definitely die early because he's too lazy to actually change his lifestyle and diet to prolong his life.

 

[Lurk]

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I didn't see this particular exchange posted, with the tranny that sent him $10 for food

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Motherfucker can't pick one single grift and stick to it for longer than 10 seconds. If this little reveal of Lou's true colours hasn't caused the tranny to wake up, then he deserves to have Lou milk him for every cent at this point.

Another tablet purchased:

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Momma Gags going in for some pity just like her son. I swear this post could have been written by Lou, its like I'm reading his twitter:

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

That house must be a nightmare of screaming lunatics and shitty food and musty old unclean house smells.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think it mainly took off because Lou so blatantly reads this thread like it's gospel, and subtweets us all the fucking time. It's almost an interactive experience!

Have to admit, cows who are incredibly obviously reading their own thread and getting assblasted about it is one of my favorite cow threads because it guarantees a faster content stream. It's also fun because it leads to things like Lou seeing all of our months of predictions come to fruition with the foot saga.

Lou uploaded art to his FA. I don't know exactly when he commissioned it.

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The FA art is old news, it's a gneech picture from what looks like 2019 from the sig. He's posted it before and used it as an example on his shortlived 'coloring commissions' sheet before, iirc.
It's also an incredibly autistic furry reskin of an ancient Roman sculpture of the three Graces, hence Lou's crinceworthy title for it. Gneech couldn't apparently do any research on what they typically hold (apples, grapes, flowers, myrtle branches, etc) so I guess he just sort of bobbed something in and... idk, Lou didn't know either.

"Another mac charger for by my bed." This means he has one that is not by his bed. Why not just get out of bed and move it, Lou? You're diabetic, not paralyzed.

WTF why does he need a second charger? Why can't the one that comes with the Macbook work next to his bed?

You guuuuuuyyyyyyys he's totally and completely bedridden! He just can't get up and get his other charger, it might as well be gone! Don't be so mean!
Also, did anyone else have questions about Lou's bitching that 'Mom is drunk and wouldn't close a desk'? Is he milking the can't get out of bed thing so hard that he's making his elderly mother stump her way up to his attic all the time to bring him his tendies and play fetch-and-carry getting things for him from across the room at 2:30 am?

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Have to admit, cows who are incredibly obviously reading their own thread and getting assblasted about it is one of my favorite cow threads because it guarantees a faster content stream. It's also fun because it leads to things like Lou seeing all of our months of predictions come to fruition with the foot saga.


The FA art is old news, it's a gneech picture from what looks like 2019 from the sig. He's posted it before and used it as an example on his shortlived 'coloring commissions' sheet before, iirc.
It's also an incredibly autistic furry reskin of an ancient Roman sculpture of the three Graces, hence Lou's crinceworthy title for it. Gneech couldn't apparently do any research on what they typically hold (apples, grapes, flowers, myrtle branches, etc) so I guess he just sort of bobbed something in and... idk, Lou didn't know either.
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You guuuuuuyyyyyyys he's totally and completely bedridden! He just can't get up and get his other charger, it might as well be gone! Don't be so mean!
Also, did anyone else have questions about Lou's bitching that 'Mom is drunk and wouldn't close a desk'? Is he milking the can't get out of bed thing so hard that he's making his elderly mother stump her way up to his attic all the time to bring him his tendies and play fetch-and-carry getting things for him from across the room at 2:30 am?

Well, perhaps if you are that disabled and immobile, Lou, you should see about moving into assisted living, at least for a bit. Maybe your gubmint buxs would cover it. You wouldn't have to worry about your mother throwing away your things, your crying nephew or your transphobic stepfather. You'd get a room with a bed, why, you'd even get free meals! Perhaps some education on diabetes and physical therapy to ensure that your foot heals correctly.

I had too much sangria last night. In short: fuck you, Lou.