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Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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Cynthia, not trying to be mean or anything, but you really should go outside and take a deep breath. You know, walk some miles, move around, feel the sun etc etc.
You're looking like the undead, man.
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This is very good advice, but please put on a bra first though, @WogglebugLover
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Seriously starving niggers in National Geographic have nicer tits than Cherie. Literally every aspect of her appearance is gross as fuck.
I am!
Picklechu
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I wonder if Cynthia has ever tripped on those saggy jubblies?
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If she ever tried to run she'd knock herself unconscious with them. Not that the fat fuck will ever try to run.
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Well this has to be the most boring episode yet. Though I did find amusement in that fireplace basically being the 'This is Fine' meme as it burns the whole house down around the Wogglebug and Dr Mengele.
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Something about this "Wogglebug is a human/bug hybrid" thing makes me uncomfortable... like Cynthia is setting up something incredibly disturbing in the future.
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Professor Knowitall came on a roach and that's how the Wogglebug was born.
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Why is the wogglebug such a crybaby bitch? He needs to man the fuck up.
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Bug the fuck up?
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So now that The Dimensional Merge is happening how does this affect The Wogglebug?
Picklechu
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Because his tears make Cynthia cry from her vagina.
Crybaby Xianghua
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OMG! That is one of my favorite Rifftrax episodes ever! Glad this gets mentioned here.
The first thing I thought of when seeing the Wogglebug in that film again, is Cynthia's train wreck "So not Oz films" she oh so "works on".
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new vlog, the dvd via amazon won't ship until march for some reason, not super interesting. You can buy it on her website if you want it sooner. Though I have to say Cynthia, I wouldn't tell people that you're going to prioritize orders based on who writes a preemptive review, bad business practice. Also not sure how you're supposed to review something before you get it (I know the movie is on youtube, but reviews would also comment on the box art, dvd quality, bonus features, ect.)
Also, thinking about the merge, I would love to see the US government deport the wogglebug back to Oz due to his lack of greencard. Frogman is still on the run, hiding below Sylvie's floorboards.
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They should eradicate all wogglebugs as an invasive species.
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Still not wearing a bra.
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I didnt see this earlier in the thread so apologies if I am doubling up with something old but I really feel this book description belongs here. Yes, this is her own product description for her 2013 book. This is the first descriptive text a prospective buyer would see....relevant part below:
"This is not meant as a contribution to the famous Oz series. It is exclusive to WogglebugLove Productions. This is essentially the same story by Cynthia Hanson that had been first published as being titled "Professor Wogglebug and the Frogman of Oz" published by Tails of the Cowardly Lion and Friends. And Cynthia Hanson desires to have all people who have a copy of the previous edition to get rid of it and purchase this one. It is the one and only true edition. As the previous edition contains alterations to Cynthia's original text due to Chris's ignorance in understanding her intentions. After Chris unexpectedly betrayed her trust in him, she decided to never allow him to publish for her again, also also demanded for him to discontinue his edition of her book. Cynthia retains all rights to her own work as she now publishes solely on her own. She cares not what Oz fans expect. Namely, she refers to the Wogglebug character always as "Mr. Wogglebug" and never as "Professor Wogglebug." This is to help to make it clear to all readers she is in no way portraying the Wogglebug character so many devoted fans of Oz books know and despise, but the one who was from the earliest years of Oz, and the one she adores and wishes to help others to understand why. This story was originally written with no intention to ever be published and was only published so as to make sure an evil enemy Cynthia had would not get away with an attempt to deliberately steal her intellectual properties contained within. "
Receipts here:
"This is not meant as a contribution to the famous Oz series. It is exclusive to WogglebugLove Productions. This is essentially the same story by Cynthia Hanson that had been first published as being titled "Professor Wogglebug and the Frogman of Oz" published by Tails of the Cowardly Lion and Friends. And Cynthia Hanson desires to have all people who have a copy of the previous edition to get rid of it and purchase this one. It is the one and only true edition. As the previous edition contains alterations to Cynthia's original text due to Chris's ignorance in understanding her intentions. After Chris unexpectedly betrayed her trust in him, she decided to never allow him to publish for her again, also also demanded for him to discontinue his edition of her book. Cynthia retains all rights to her own work as she now publishes solely on her own. She cares not what Oz fans expect. Namely, she refers to the Wogglebug character always as "Mr. Wogglebug" and never as "Professor Wogglebug." This is to help to make it clear to all readers she is in no way portraying the Wogglebug character so many devoted fans of Oz books know and despise, but the one who was from the earliest years of Oz, and the one she adores and wishes to help others to understand why. This story was originally written with no intention to ever be published and was only published so as to make sure an evil enemy Cynthia had would not get away with an attempt to deliberately steal her intellectual properties contained within. "
Receipts here:
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Good grief, lady! You've made sure no publisher is going to want to work with you to help you develop your franchise. You may think it makes you look like you're taking a brave stance. What it telegraphs to publishers is you're hard to work with. What was directed to specific individuals should have gone no further than emails. The rest is hostile towards a segment of consumers who might have been interested in giving your material a try.
tl: dr Take that down. You're scaring away potential customers and publishers.
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New quick vlog that is an update to the previous one, which mentions three people have purchased from her website, shows off the case (though the glare makes it hard to see), and reassures customers that she will ship to them regardless of if they review it. A cat is visible in the video. I'm happy she's changing her "reviewers get priority" stance, though the general review begging is still offputting. She should just put those "leave a review" business cards in the dvd case / packaging like other online businesses do rather than ebegging for them.