Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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Oh man I just discovered this and I love it so much. You know what they say, there are no witches. There are just mentally ill bitches with candles. There is one dude at my uni that unironically cast spells and did rituals for the 2020 election. One of my friends left his girl after she tried visually materializing a blue Texas. I never knew this was like an actual thing removed form two spergs I happened to have found.
 
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NoReturn said:
This gives me an idea for a Christmas-day hunt!
Here's a witch who stopped posting on tumblr after starting an OnlyFans and twitch account:
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Another one with the same story:
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Character growth:
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Angie isn't fat. This is fat:
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So is this:
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Actually there are a LOT of "witches" with OnlyFans accounts on tumblr...

Whatever happened to not selling nudes? What happened to all the warnings about what would happen if future employers found your sexy photos? Why is it uncool to only share your body with someone you love?
I'm not even trying to be a prude. It's like, the idea of some fat sweaty neckbeard jacking off over my photos genuinely skeeves me out. How does one end up in this mentality?
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So gross.

I guess the witches of witchblr just cast spells on potential employers then. You know, in case they see their nasty nudes.

I think they are desperate for money for more glitter jars and grocery store herbs without having to actually work. Because a witch needs to devote all her free time to spellcasting and posting on witchblr.
 
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I'm back with two separate subjects. First, the usual:
Fascist bad
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Book publishers bad:
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Egyptian gods only for us, white people bad:
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But then, what's this?
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"Ancestor money"? "Quartz and Rainbows"? Well...
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Literal money to burn.
Also
>Black-owned business
>Jade emperor
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"Ha ha swearing iz funny"
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I am highly suspicious.
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Seriously how is this not "cultural appropriation"?
 
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Out of all the things the world needs help with right now, this is what you're making a spell for?!

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You know, if these gods exist I feel really sorry for them. Just look at all the stupid shit they have to listen to.

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Maybe you should use it to heat your period blood to add a fire element to your yoni liquid.

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Interesting that she says she never felt attraction to people she barely knew when I know she offered to have sex with a random stranger on Reddit.

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Be careful, you might end up with a rose quartz up your butthole at the end of the night.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
Interesting that she says she never felt attraction to people she barely knew when I know she offered to have sex with a random stranger on Reddit.
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I don't know why this stands out to me so much, but her talking about her "Moon Cycle" (meaning either the actual moon or her period) as an excuse for this just strikes me as so contrary to the stuff these women preach.
Like, magic is "supposed" to be about control and transformation, right? But these bitches can't even put in the effort of putting a period-or-moon-tracking app on their phone.
Shit man, even I have one just because I like seeing the moon icon change on my home screen because I think it's pretty.
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No.
 
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Does anyone here want to be Angie's unwanted lover? I think I'll pass, she's not my type.

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Emoji spell to find more witches to laugh at!
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:drink:drink period blood to cast:drink:

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I reposted it, do you think she'll curse me?!

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You know most water has been frozen, right?

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You should try having sex magick with fog guy.

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You were followed by a gnome? Like the ones old people put on their lawns?

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So does this mean angie is fine with us making fun of her? I mean, she did call us mentally ill and now she's telling this guy she isn't obligated to hide her problems.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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Does anyone here want to be Angie's unwanted lover? I think I'll pass, she's not my type.

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:story:🐮:lunacy::popcorn:
Emoji spell to find more witches to laugh at!
:like:like to charge:like:
:drink:drink period blood to cast:drink:

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I reposted it, do you think she'll curse me?!

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You know most water has been frozen, right?

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You should try having sex magick with fog guy.

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You were followed by a gnome? Like the ones old people put on their lawns?

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So does this mean angie is fine with us making fun of her? I mean, she did call us mentally ill and now she's telling this guy she isn't obligated to hide her problems.
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Begins with an r and ends in a y?
What word is she talking about? "Retardy"?
 
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@fuzzyrodent85 There is already a substance to repel unwanted lovers: It’s called Mace.

NoReturn said:
I don't know why this stands out to me so much, but her talking about her "Moon Cycle" (meaning either the actual moon or her period) as an excuse for this just strikes me as so contrary to the stuff these women preach.
Like, magic is "supposed" to be about control and transformation, right? But these bitches can't even put in the effort of putting a period-or-moon-tracking app on their phone.
Shit man, even I have one just because I like seeing the moon icon change on my home screen because I think it's pretty.
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No.
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“Let a witch be.”
“No.”
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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How would they know if Hermes is wiggling his eyebrows?! Are they hallucinating?

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USE A RULER.

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But if you put it on yourself wouldn't people ask why you have this thing on you?

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Gross.
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That's not a major nosebleed. That's nothing. Come back when you've bleed for so long you get bored, close up the bathroom sink and then bleed into it enough to cover the bottom and make a clot the size of a silver dollar.
 
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