Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Edit: remade the gif on the recommendation of @The Un-Clit. Added starting date to first picture, also made gif a little smaller.

I decided to document the decay in a succinct manner here. It's not the most inspired attempt, but considering who it's for...

Anyway, each slide in this gif represents a screenshot of him near the end of each month. They are all from the 20th or later (all from around the 25th or so which the exception of the first and last slides) of each month beginning at February 20th and ending with his final video of the years (New Year's Eve, the one which has the title in the picture).

I did my best not to use pictures where it would make him look worse than needed. Okay, maybe September was a little exception but I couldn't help myself. None of the pictures were of him mid-sentence (which was fucking difficult because he barely pauses to speak unless he's feeding) and all pictures were taken when he was already seated at his trough. There was also an attempt to avoid using angles where he'd excessively amplify his double chin by looking down (again, also a bit difficult because he never stops moving around and making stupid faces like a spastic).

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seeing him in a collared shirt is insane, he's still fat as hell but he looks so much more passable. his bizarre plain t-shirt walmart fashion sense really doesn't get enough credit as one of the things that makes him look revolting
 
I really despise how mukbang eaters like this dude seem to make fast food or restaurant dishes that people like I and others have eaten before look really fucking gross.

Does the image of a delicious meal change when lights are flashed on it in a semi-sloped tilted fashion filmed by a 4k camera and being gobbled by some mammoth?
 
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Eating thousands of calories' worth of Cheesecake Factory to own ALR

Seriously what's the point of parodying Amberlynn if he's even more disgusting than she is? And who the hell are these mouthbreathers eating up him "shading" her?
He is shading her for a reason tho. By parodying her hes getting her more views. And shes being more boring than ever. Im pretty sure she asked him for help. He just chose an amusing way of doing it. Id keep an eye on her views if i cared enough.

Seriously tho. Hes helping her get views in a way their dumb fans wont notice. Their true fans are that dumb. Hes giving her a hand up for sure. Tbf i havnt watched his last vid tho.

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He is shading her for a reason tho. By parodying her hes getting her more views. And shes being more boring than ever. Im pretty sure she asked him for help. He just chose an amusing way of doing it. Id keep an eye on her views if i cared enough.

Seriously tho. Hes helping her get views in a way their dumb fans wont notice. Their true fans are that dumb. Hes giving her a hand up for sure. Tbf i havnt watched his last vid tho.

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So it's basically like the fake/staged drama some drama youtubers like to get into from time to time? Seems about right. Youtubers love that shit because it's an easy way to get more views and money from people who don't know any better.
 
So it's basically like the fake/staged drama some drama youtubers like to get into from time to time? Seems about right. Youtubers love that shit because it's an easy way to get more views and money from people who don't know any better.
Exactly.

Since its new years i thought id share my fave nik moment. I mean. Besides the xmas walmart vid and todays amazing dance.


 
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Exactly.

Since its new years i thought id share my fave nik moment. I mean. Besides the xmas walmart vid and todays amazing dance.


What makes Nik so contemptible is that he has actual skill and presence, even if it's just in faggy theatrics. He doesn't need to destroy his body and promote extreme obesity to be successful, but he does anyways. This segment is actually funny.
 
Holy shit, you could by real estate on his chin.
How much would an acre of Nick’s neck fat would cost?

Actually I’ve been thinking, y’all think he’s gonna get liposuction to suck out all the fat and cut off the flab he gained by some D t doctor in Columbia? I totally see him and Orlin doing that and then laughing at “da haturs who doubted us!”
 
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