I saw some people talking about New Vegas, and this is an unpopular opinion thread, so I'm going to shit it up hard:
New Vegas is a broken, ugly, badly written mess loved by retards who killed RPG games. Here's my thesis. I never went to college so if it sucks, sorry, I didn't put myself in debt to write a faggot post on a shitty internet gossip site.
Broken:
Starting off with Obsidian, when people say that Bethesda rushed them, remember that they signed a contract to make it within a certain amount of time, and did what Obsidian has done since KOTOR II: waste time making high ideas and trying new things that barely work, and then blame the publisher when its broken as Sasha Greys hymen. Gamebryo has more problems than a math class, but Obsidian really fucked the dog there. People say how it's a classic, but no one loved this game on release. It was a buggy, nearly unplayable mess. Holstering your weapon wouldn't work right and have your weapon hovering 3 yards away. You couldn't play roulette or any poker game more than twice without a crash. You see all these videos praising it, and none of them on console. Wonder why? Maybe its because its an unfinished mess that shouldn't have been published at its initial state.
Ugly:
Gamebryo isn't the prettiest engine, no one argues that, but my god New Vegas really shows it. The textures upon close inspection are blurry and ugly. The characters are nearly oblivion tier most of the time. Chief Hanlon is fucking abominable, and the beard looks like barbed wire. Kris Kristofferson is a handsome bastard, so there is NO excuse. The amount of reused assets from Fallout 3 is startling. Now I'm not saying they should have totally made everything new, but there's plenty of times where its literally a copy paste job. But my favorite is the animations. Bethesda has always had bad animations, but the reload animation, the character movements, and the scripted scenes look so bad. Its robotic and clunky, especially the lever actions, which kind of pisses me off when I use those to feel like a cowboy, but I load my weapon like I have cerebral palsy.
Slapped Together:
Being rushed at the end, plenty got cut. But even the finished version isn't all that great. Thesis youtubers like to beat off how many choices you have, all 4 of them. Lets cut the shit and realize this: There's the Good guys, Bad Guys, Good guys who use bad methods, and Independent. You have to choose one of these, and many of their quests overlap end goals. All this grey morality stuff you hear on the analysis vids are bullshit. It's all standard, "Good guy vs bad guy" with two other options thrown in. But NV's plot is hailed as "a triumph of gaming". There's much better plots in the average YA novel, stop blowing smoke up my ass.
RPG's are dead:
New Vegas is not a role playing game. Sorry to tell you this, but its an action adventure game with stat points. The only role you play is "Guy who wants vengance who will either say nice, mean, or smart thing". You have skills, but you inevitably turn into a guy who can repair all weapons, can shoot or hit things perfectly and wreck anything, with the bestest armor ever. You don't become the role, you become a variant of the preset role the game devs wanted you to be. Now this is Beth's fault too, but New Vegas is so beloved and had such reach that it is one of the worst offenders in ruining what people call RPGs. But this also leads into another problem, which is going to be a doozy.
PC Gamers are retards who finish games for lazy cunt devs:
No one plays New Vegas without mods. Modding as a whole isn't bad, but what is bad is the precedent that New Vegas is emblematic of. Why bother finishing your game when some loser will make a mod and fix the bugs? Why bother adding in new content when the modders can do better than you? What's honestly stopping the average game dev from giving up and just letting a barebones, buggy, barely functioning trashfire when some dickhead will do your job for you? Just charge them to buy your shit product, and they will, on their own time and money, do better than any of your team.
I already blew my wad here, so I won't cover anymore unless someone points it out to me or wants to argue. And I'm not even mentioning the DLC's that range from good to "I want to hunt down Chris Avellone and beat his knees in with a tire iron", and the Gary Stu that is Ulysses.
And before anyone says "I bet you only play 3 and 4 and refunded it after 30 minutes"
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