Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Thumb Butler]

TLC would have to hire actors to play her friends just to fill up the show a bit more. Otherwise it would just be the Ogress sitting at the kitchen isle shouting "Come here Sham!!"

Well, yes, that's what they do, and I can picture them creating a "story" for the Canadian queen. Just look at the Slaton show, it's 90 percent fake.

 

[gingerthief]

It's a dead giveaway that the story is fake if she compares the person's appearance to a celebrity.

Also if she tells us what song was playing on the radio and what she could smell.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

I believe Chantal has had sex with four men in her life. The older guy with the pregnant girlfriend (and I am kind of skeptical about that one), the creepy "French lover", Peetz, and Bibi. Peetz and Bibi, we know are real. And the other two are the only ones she ever described with enough emotion and realism to make me think they actually existed.

There were never any "ho days" in her early 20's. The more I think of it, the less I believe the homeless guy story. She has a very weird obsession with homeless people and pretending to give them money, candy, or sex. (As recently as saying she will donate money to the food bank so she doesn't feel "guilty" about throwing away all her packaged food). She always made a point to make sure that we knew the homeless guy she banged looked like Brad Renfro and smelled liked vinegar. She probably had a crush on Brad Renfro in her teens and combined that with assuming that homeless men smell bad.

It's a dead giveaway that the story is fake if she compares the person's appearance to a celebrity. (Bonus points if she adds a picture for reference). She has referenced Tom Skerritt, of all people, at least twice in her storytimes. Just random enough that you know who he is, but you have to stop and think about it. Same with Brad Renfro. (Also, pretty sure she is wet for Tom Skerritt and Brad Renfro).

I would be surprised if she has had actual sex more than 100 times in her entire life.

I also thought she brought up Tom Skeritt because she watched that film Poison Ivy with Drew Barrymore too many times. So he is in her mind as older man lover.

 

[DongMiguel]

What about Chef Boyardee? I tend to believe that story...

I think this story is most likely how her sexual encounters have gone. If I am remembering correctly, she didn't have sex in this story...I think they just made out?

I believe a lot of Chantal's stories from her youth are likely foundationally real, as in this person did exist and Chantal may have had a level of interaction with them that involved intimacy. But that doesn't mean sex, or that it played out the way she says.

Take the story about her coworker/friend, whose boyfriend ravaged her on the couch as her coworker/friend lay passed out somewhere in the flat. Do I believe it happened the way Chantal says it did? As in he was this 6'8 Scottish Thor who threw his muscular body at Chantal after eye fucking her the moment she knocked on the door?

Absolutely fucking not.

Do I believe Chantal went and hung out with a coworker/friend and her boyfriend? Yeah. Did they have sex? Eh. More likely they were chilling on the couch and Chantal leaned in and kissed him. He pulled back and asked what the hell she was doing and that was that.

He absolutely did not make her a mixtape and, as we've seen from Chantal and her interactions with any man, whenever they're even marginally nice, she takes that as the guy flirting with her.

He probably was nice. After all, she was his girlfriend's coworker. She then manipulated that into him wanting her.

I do know, and I've pointed this out before, that in one of Chantal's earlier videos, she does a get to know me and one of the questions is how many sexual partners she's had. Her answer is that she can count the total on her hands. So, fewer than ten it would seem.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

I was watching some of the uploaded NYE video on JustSayin's channel and came across Peetz saying that back in the day when Chantal would get drunk she would weep excessively over her dead cat and get "aggressively horny." Those were his exact words and I didn't get the impression he thought it was a win-win for him. Hmmm.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Why is she so obsessed with this stupid Torrid haul? Who's eagerly anticipating it? Most of her viewers just want to point and laugh at a hog trying on people clothes. I had to laugh at Yabba mocking her over doing a reveal for doing the most basic human things. Just clean your fucking house like an adult.

I am fascinated how her sub count continues to grow by 100 every second day. I get that she's being particularly messy right now but how is she attracting new viewers?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I would be surprised if she has had actual sex more than 100 times in her entire life.

You’d only be surprised? I’d be fuckin gobsmacked. I don’t care how long she was “with” Bibi, I’d be shocked if they had sex more than two or three dozen times at most, even at the beginning of their relationship.

Peetz saying drunk Chantal would get “aggressively horny” may be a mistake on his part...Chantal ties male sexual interest directly into her self-worth. I can see drunk Chantal weeping over no one having any interest in her, then trying to validate her worth by forcing some unwitting male to give her sexual attention. I don’t think she was really horny, so much as sad and looking for validation and misplaced affection.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Why is she so obsessed with this stupid Torrid haul? Who's eagerly anticipating it? Most of her viewers just want to point and laugh at a hog trying on people clothes. I had to laugh at Yabba mocking her over doing a reveal for doing the most basic human things. Just clean your fucking house like an adult.

I am fascinated how her sub count continues to grow by 100 every second day. I get that she's being particularly messy right now but how is she attracting new viewers?

Speculation here is that she's buying subs. I haven't been paying attention, but does it increase at relatively the same rate every second day? If so, that could be telling.

 

[DeeShmee]

Greetings all I have a request- I am dying to see her dance like the New Years ball but I have yet been unable to find it viewable (for some reason I cannot get the Mega archive to play from pages back) and I haven’t found it on YouTube. I have listened to the audio from just sayin YouTube channel but now I must see the video.

I waited because I honestly thought someone would have clipped it. Thank you

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Speculation here is that she's buying subs. I haven't been paying attention, but does it increase at relatively the same rate every second day? If so, that could be telling.

I'm 100% certain she's buying subs and yes, it goes up another 100 every 1-2 days. I think she thinks once she gets 100k subs, she'll get her very own YouTube concierge and be able to vanquish all the haters and no one can ever say a bad word about her afterward.

Assuming she lives that long.

 

[Who Now]

I think she got most of her stories from reading bad porn and mixing in teen movies in her younger years. She is the kind of girl who desperately wanted to fit in, but the girls all thought she was odd and creepy and she probably came on too strong with the boys and chased any good ones away. She would let herself be felt up or gave bjs thinking it would make them like her. It didn't. So she has a lot of resentment built up. She loves to talk about guys in a way she thinks demeans them in her mind; homeless, smelly, sex oddities, unattractive, etc. And the girls are now all jealous, she knows how to put one over on them, she can "steal" their men, if only for a quickie, etc.

 

[A borscht-on]

Sex with Chantal.

Every so often, this topic comes up, and it never goes further than speculating if she's actually had any, or how many partners she's had, or the frequency of her encounters. I think we all need to really sack up and accept that if this issue is going to be explored on this thread, it is necessary to examine the logistics and physics of the act of Chantal copulating. That's where I come in, sleeves rolled up and bravely willing to wade into the raw sewage that is this discussion.

First of all, how? How does a man actually go about it? I've always figured that good ol' missionary would be missionary impossible with Chantal, given the enormous amount of lard she carries in front. I imagine a man mounting her would be something like lying face-down on a very large boulder, arms and legs dangling down into space, or just splayed out to the sides. There is no way a penis could enter Chantal with a man lying on top of her. I suppose if she lay sprawled out, half-on and half-off her bed (a la an infamous shot of Hungry Fat Chick that I'm not going to link here) the guy could somehow maneuver himself inside of her through some very Cirque du Soleil-like contortions.

But would that colossal gut--which hangs almost to her knees--really obscure her genital area, even while splayed out like a pig in a caja china? Would there be the inevitable hoisting-up in order to gain access to her unwashed honeypot? Chantal's too lazy; she'd never have the wherewithal or interest in holding up her two-hundred-pound fleshball. This means whichever poor bastard attempted this feat would have to not just position himself in a very precarious way in order to penetrate her, he'd also have to keep her fupa lifted up with one arm, leaving the guy exhausted, breathless, and wondering if any of it was worth it. Let's not forget the clothespin that would surely be on his nose, needing constant adjustment throughout the act.

I was thinking spoon position could work, but didn't Chantal claim a few days ago to have a "deep ass"? Not even John Holmes would be able to reach the portal of her vagina, not with that extended shelf she calls a butt, so that would be out of the question. Doggy-style? Chantal can't keep herself held up on her hands, or even her elbows. Not a chance. I suppose she could just lie there on her stomach, but I don't think she's able to do that without being elevated a couple of feet, and there's still that "deep ass" factor making it a challenge.

Cowgirl? Possibly, possibly. But it would be difficult for the man to know if he'd entered Chantal's vagina, or just one of her many warm, sweaty folds. And I have a feeling Chantal couldn't make any sort of motions if she were on top, unless the man was half-exercise ball. Frankly, I think Chantal's attempts at sex--with however many partners there have been, or how many times--have amounted to nothing more than, well, a sad trombone sound.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Sex with Chantal.

Every so often, this topic comes up, and it never goes further than speculating if she's actually had any, or how many partners she's had, or the frequency of her encounters. I think we all need to really sack up and accept that if this issue is going to be explored on this thread, it is necessary to examine the logistics and physics of the act of Chantal copulating. That's where I come in, sleeves rolled up and bravely willing to wade into the raw sewage that is this discussion.

First of all, how? How does a man actually go about it? I've always figured that good ol' missionary would be missionary impossible with Chantal, given the enormous amount of lard she carries in front. I imagine a man mounting her would be something like lying face-down on a very large boulder, arms and legs dangling down into space, or just splayed out to the sides. There is no way a penis could enter Chantal with a man lying on top of her. I suppose if she lay sprawled out, half-on and half-off her bed (a la an infamous shot of Hungry Fat Chick that I'm not going to link here) the guy could somehow maneuver himself inside of her through some very Cirque du Soleil-like contortions.

But would that colossal gut--which hangs almost to her knees--really obscure her genital area, even while splayed out like a pig in a caja china? Would there be the inevitable hoisting-up in order to gain access to her unwashed honeypot? Chantal's too lazy; she'd never have the wherewithal or interest in holding up her two-hundred-pound fleshball. This means whichever poor bastard attempted this feat would have to not just position himself in a very precarious way in order to penetrate her, he'd also have to keep her fupa lifted up with one arm, leaving the guy exhausted, breathless, and wondering if any of it was worth it. Let's not forget the clothespin that would surely be on his nose, needing constant adjustment throughout the act.

I was thinking spoon position could work, but didn't Chantal claim a few days ago to have a "deep ass"? Not even John Holmes would be able to reach the portal of her vagina, not with that extended shelf she calls a butt, so that would be out of the question. Doggy-style? Chantal can't keep herself held up on her hands, or even her elbows. Not a chance. I suppose she could just lie there on her stomach, but I don't think she's able to do that without being elevated a couple of feet, and there's still that "deep ass" factor making it a challenge.

Cowgirl? Possibly, possibly. But it would be difficult for the man to know if he'd entered Chantal's vagina, or just one of her many warm, sweaty folds. And I have a feeling Chantal couldn't make any sort of motions if she were on top, unless the man was half-exercise ball. Frankly, I think Chantal's attempts at sex--with however many partners there have been, or how many times--have amounted to nothing more than, well, a sad trombone sound.

To add, I doubt she can even spread her legs. There's the problem of her apron, her fat thighs and in her Torrid video where she showed off her boots, she did some sad kicks and showed a complete lack of flexibility. The deathfats must have a permanent diaper rash from urine burn as they likely piss down their legs. She's mentioned have a "boner" in her drawer but there's no way she can maneuver that near her nether regions.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

To add, I doubt she can even spread her legs. There's the problem of her apron, her fat thighs and in her Torrid video where she showed off her boots, she did some sad kicks and showed a complete lack of flexibility. The deathfats must have a permanent diaper rash from urine burn as they likely piss down their legs. She's mentioned have a "boner" in her drawer but there's no way she can maneuver that near her nether regions.

As I recall, during one of her more obnoxious fat acceptance phases she posted a really nasty drawing of a landwhale lying on their back with their legs pulled up knees to chest and spread, implying that was how she did it. I think she also posted some kind of slanted cushion that was supposedly designed for fatties to tilt their pelvises up.

It was seared in my memory because I was so grossed out.

 

[AbraCadaver]

As I recall, during one of her more obnoxious fat acceptance phases she posted a really nasty drawing of a landwhale lying on their back with their legs pulled up knees to chest and spread, implying that was how she did it. I think she also posted some kind of slanted cushion that was supposedly designed for fatties to tilt their pelvises up.

It was seared in my memory because I was so grossed out.

There is a weird triangular ramp-style cushion deathfats can buy that’s been posted a few times on the farms...it’s like a wedge pillow that goes under their arse and allows gravity to tip their gunts back towards their chests and away from their crotch (which I imagine must be HORRIBLY unpleasant for someone like Chantal, who already has trouble breathing).

I doubt she’s ever owned one, though, much less been brave enough to bring it out when a potential partner has been lured to her cheese-scented boudoir. I doubt Chantal has ever had more than a handful of genuine orgasms in her life...her ungainly bulk means she’s likely just given a lot of half-arsed blowjobs and then let whomever was brave enough to tackle her simply fuck a convenient fold.

As borscht so eloquently explained, the sheer effort a man would have to go through to have sex with her would make the prospect not even worth attempting, except to hardcore fat fetishists, and she’s never hooked up with one of those or we’d hear about it.

Her “lovers” that she can count on “two hands” are likely bibi, peetz and four or five people a decade ago that she gave blowjobs to/let them feel her tits up in order to make them like her, which did not and does not work.

Christ, every new opportunity to examine Chantal’s life is a moment of pity and sadness, tempered with deep relief that one will never be as rock-bottom as her. I used to think her obsession with farts and shitting was because she produces nothing in life but waste and thus must quantify it, like a loony shut-in bottling their own piss. But now I’m thinking she has so little sex and is so desperate to be seen as a sexual being that she substitutes shit-talk as being “close enough” because it happens somewhere near her genitals.

 

[Chantals Boyfriend]

Why is she so obsessed with this stupid Torrid haul? Who's eagerly anticipating it? Most of her viewers just want to point and laugh at a hog trying on people clothes. I had to laugh at Yabba mocking her over doing a reveal for doing the most basic human things. Just clean your fucking house like an adult.

Because its the only content she can make that doesn't involve stuffing her rotund ass full of shit food. therefore she can say " I have content that isn't food related" She probably also considers trying on clothes "exercise" because of how out of breath it makes her.

That being said, I wonder how long it takes her to try on a few pairs of clothes. 3 maybe 4 hours after all the breaks and huffing and puffing.

 

[Becky Goodhair]

I can't remember - isn't today one of the promised video days? I guess it's only 4 p.m. there...

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

YouTube is her *job* but she’s yet to post a video this year. She’s already had the equivalent of a couple of weekends off already.

The Torrid haul video, if we ever get it, will be interesting as we always get a non photoshopped full body shot, as well as hopefully a side shot.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Sex with Chantal.

Every so often, this topic comes up, and it never goes further than speculating if she's actually had any, or how many partners she's had, or the frequency of her encounters. I think we all need to really sack up and accept that if this issue is going to be explored on this thread, it is necessary to examine the logistics and physics of the act of Chantal copulating. That's where I come in, sleeves rolled up and bravely willing to wade into the raw sewage that is this discussion.

First of all, how? How does a man actually go about it? I've always figured that good ol' missionary would be missionary impossible with Chantal, given the enormous amount of lard she carries in front. I imagine a man mounting her would be something like lying face-down on a very large boulder, arms and legs dangling down into space, or just splayed out to the sides. There is no way a penis could enter Chantal with a man lying on top of her. I suppose if she lay sprawled out, half-on and half-off her bed (a la an infamous shot of Hungry Fat Chick that I'm not going to link here) the guy could somehow maneuver himself inside of her through some very Cirque du Soleil-like contortions.

But would that colossal gut--which hangs almost to her knees--really obscure her genital area, even while splayed out like a pig in a caja china? Would there be the inevitable hoisting-up in order to gain access to her unwashed honeypot? Chantal's too lazy; she'd never have the wherewithal or interest in holding up her two-hundred-pound fleshball. This means whichever poor bastard attempted this feat would have to not just position himself in a very precarious way in order to penetrate her, he'd also have to keep her fupa lifted up with one arm, leaving the guy exhausted, breathless, and wondering if any of it was worth it. Let's not forget the clothespin that would surely be on his nose, needing constant adjustment throughout the act.

I was thinking spoon position could work, but didn't Chantal claim a few days ago to have a "deep ass"? Not even John Holmes would be able to reach the portal of her vagina, not with that extended shelf she calls a butt, so that would be out of the question. Doggy-style? Chantal can't keep herself held up on her hands, or even her elbows. Not a chance. I suppose she could just lie there on her stomach, but I don't think she's able to do that without being elevated a couple of feet, and there's still that "deep ass" factor making it a challenge.

Cowgirl? Possibly, possibly. But it would be difficult for the man to know if he'd entered Chantal's vagina, or just one of her many warm, sweaty folds. And I have a feeling Chantal couldn't make any sort of motions if she were on top, unless the man was half-exercise ball. Frankly, I think Chantal's attempts at sex--with however many partners there have been, or how many times--have amounted to nothing more than, well, a sad trombone sound.

Pour yourself a drink in the biggest glass you own, you deserve it after that post.

Seriously though it’s easy to see that Chantal is physically incapable of harnessing any pleasure from sex or masturbation, she can’t reach down to diddle herself and there’s no position that would be suitable for her given her unfortunate fat distribution.

God I hope she uploads soon, this thread is getting way too haram.

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

I just watched Just Sayin's NYE compilation and two things struck me.

First, I couldn't figure out if the creator has used special effects, or her head/face/neck are truly so distorted as to seem to melt together - especially when she tilts it to the side and her fat follows the rules of gravity. It looks real to me, so if it is not, then good job!

Second, as the video progressed into the morning when they were most manic (and probably after they figured James' mum went to bed) they were suspiciously behaving like they'd dropped acid or something other than THC. Perhaps it was a reaction of her medication with the alcohol she consumed?

Afterthought: It made me giggle to find out James' mum tunes in. The plot thickens...

Edit: punk-chew-eh?-shun (i ownz it)