Laundui_or_douchette?
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Seems like it is a rehash of an old joke - same was done for Emma Watson, Billie Eilish and a tonne of other celebs when they turned 18.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Too bad he's just a clout chaser and isn't interesting in the slightest
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It goes back way before even Britney Spears. Your grandfather was a fucking child when this "joke" debuted, if it isn't even older than that. Such amazingly edgy innovative boomer humor.
Laundui_or_douchette?
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I don’t think there was an age of consent when my grandfather was young...
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Vito is really like the Dick Show's very own Gary Glitter: he had a one hit wonder a while ago and is now mostly known for his relation to pedophilia.
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The "Count down till she's legal" joke is so old Dax Herrera is no longer sexually attracted to it.
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It's hilarious in retrospect. There's a dick show cover image where it "shows" Marie:
I think the only thing that's close to reality in that image is that they are both white. Dick really lost a high paying show with Maddox for a piece of dried out leather and then lied about how she actually looked because he couldn't handle the potential bants about how Marie really looks.
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Well I mean. Dax doesn't have big shoulders, either. It's a cartoon. Nobody wants to see a realistic Marie.
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He's also bragged about her having huge tits and being half asian on the show
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Huge tits for a crypt keeper.
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New episode today.
So, Wonder Woman 1984 was a bad movie, COVID shows that global warming isn’t that big a deal, Dick gets some weird lighter thing that his boomer brain can’t figure out, Sean immediately figures out how to use the lighter correctly, the Pelosi vandalism glows, the Cosmo fat lady cover is hilarious, The Big One is coming, the first female Green Beret accidentally shot herself or something, according to the (((science))) aids isn’t that big a deal to be exposed to, Sean will not eat the bugs, V I R U S T A L K, don’t talk politics with women, and this nigga Nord calls in and explains what he’s looking for in a woman.
Nord’s looking for a virgin, then he just starts complaining about whores, he’s very Christian, and back to women he wants one who can cook, wants a litter of kids, basically the meme tradwife. This nigga be 19 and, if I had to guess, doesn’t look like David Laid, so I don’t have much hopes for this guy. Then chat dumps some evidence that Nord may or may not have a pregnancy fetish.
Back to the show, there’s some more advice for listeners’ love lives, rages, Mounties breaking up Christmas, voicemails.
See you next Tuesday.
So, Wonder Woman 1984 was a bad movie, COVID shows that global warming isn’t that big a deal, Dick gets some weird lighter thing that his boomer brain can’t figure out, Sean immediately figures out how to use the lighter correctly, the Pelosi vandalism glows, the Cosmo fat lady cover is hilarious, The Big One is coming, the first female Green Beret accidentally shot herself or something, according to the (((science))) aids isn’t that big a deal to be exposed to, Sean will not eat the bugs, V I R U S T A L K, don’t talk politics with women, and this nigga Nord calls in and explains what he’s looking for in a woman.
Nord’s looking for a virgin, then he just starts complaining about whores, he’s very Christian, and back to women he wants one who can cook, wants a litter of kids, basically the meme tradwife. This nigga be 19 and, if I had to guess, doesn’t look like David Laid, so I don’t have much hopes for this guy. Then chat dumps some evidence that Nord may or may not have a pregnancy fetish.
Back to the show, there’s some more advice for listeners’ love lives, rages, Mounties breaking up Christmas, voicemails.
See you next Tuesday.
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Every time there's a breakdown of the show, you can see the shadow of its former self. Retards asking for advice and Sean immediately proving to Dick he has a functional brain. Then the rest is technically the same (voicemails, news/commentary), but the soul is just gone. It's like watching Judy Garland in 1968. You know there's nothing left inside.
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This part reminds me - I tried listening to his episodes weekly for a brief period a couple years ago and he had a bit where he'd ask women about famous historical dates/periods, like when WWII was fought, Vietnam ended, etc. Did he retire that bit?
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He certainly ran it into the ground by the time I quit listening in August.
He kept hoping for something funnier than 1996 Vietnam War I guess.
It's like the Virgin contest, which he kept trying to make work until it was just sad.
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Too be fair, 1996 Vietnam War was probably the funniest that joke could be.
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and yet knowing that, he still kept beating that dead horse.
Kinda like the Maddox lolsuit is the funniest "The Dick Show" podcast can be.
Once you hit that peak and fail to at least TRY something fresh, your are just the guy who keeps saying the same joke again and again and when no one laughs you say it again louder cause you think no one heard you.
It's not that no one heard the joke, it's no one thinks it's funny anymore.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Does it involve a pedo? Somehow Dax immediately emerges from his drug-induced coma to yell it's AWWWRIIIIIIIGGGGHT!
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Remember when Dax made fun of IDubbbz for having a thot girlfriend and then almost immediately the simp texts leaked? Those were good times. Maybe we'll get the same ironic karma again this time 'round...
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"Don't fuck your fans" is good advice not just because it's immoral, but because nowadays, you're on the wrong side of the power dynamic. The kind of crazy thot that gets turned on by fame is the same kind of thot to seek fame for herself, and there's no quicker way for her to get asspats and sympathy than by throwing you under the bus the second she's got leverage.
Thots didn't have access to millions of people looking for the next witch to burn back in 1987. They do now. There's a damn good reason Dick had to reach back 34 years for that reference.
Thots didn't have access to millions of people looking for the next witch to burn back in 1987. They do now. There's a damn good reason Dick had to reach back 34 years for that reference.