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How many chins does this bitch actually have anyway?
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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- Oct 11, 2018
Throw me piercings. This will be my nightmare fuel for quite some time.
ETA: The fact that her 3rd and 4th toes are different colors than her pinkie... which is a different color than her index toe... and they're all different shades from her big toes... that foot is so fucking disconcerting.
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Rate me late, but I was at the mall for the first time in.. years and there was an actual honest to god Fabletics store. The sign said "Sizes in XXS to 3X. Best Leggings Ever. New Styles Every Month." I laughed. What the hell size is Tess wearing? Even the "Plus Shop" on the Fabletics site only goes to 4x.
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The top picture, it looks like she's...crabbing her toes to keep stable while she's upright. I know there's a medical name for what she's doing, but can't think of it at the moment. And the splay between her big toe and the other toes gets worse every time I see her feet. Her tendons are going to blow out.
And I counted five chins in the second picture, but there may be six. It's hard to tell.
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Three chins and front butt. That is all.
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Like a Tootsie Roll
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Gosh, Tess manages to find time to model all these clothes, but yet cannot find the time to dazzle us with the full majesty of The Black Strawberry Dress (tm).
I'm sure the 5 whole minutes each day that she devotes to working out and being a MAWM is holding her back!
I'm sure the 5 whole minutes each day that she devotes to working out and being a MAWM is holding her back!
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Somebody should tell Tess that sweatshirt/sweatpants outfit make her look like an actual gas giant.
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There is no horror most foul than the feet of a fat woman
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- Jan 13, 2020
Wow, my living situation sucks but I'm not out there e-begging. There are a ton of social programs that can help and do help in situations like the one claimed.
My guess is Queer Trans Black Indigenous person of color? Or Queer Trans Bi person of color? Maybe they figure the more letters they throw in there the more money they'll get.
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Sharing it is pointless now as it looks like it was “needed” by December 29 if those dates are accurate. Leave it to Tubby Tess to share something for social justice cred that has no actual value whatsoever.
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- Mar 10, 2019
The space between her big toe and the others is big enough that she could wank a cock. She should capitalize it, she'd make bank.
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How else is she paying for her $3,000 a month apartment and sheet cakes and pastries around the clock?
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Tess is putting all 500 pounds of her weight on that foot in that pose, so of course her foot is going to splay out like a squished hamburger patty.
I can't believe that Tess looked at that selfie and said, "Yes, I shall post this. No one will notice how gross and bizarre my hand-looking foot is!"
I can't believe that Tess looked at that selfie and said, "Yes, I shall post this. No one will notice how gross and bizarre my hand-looking foot is!"
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I don't think she's mobile enough to move her foot up and down like that.
Also because people keep predicting a beetus saga, I wanted to contribute:
Basically, diabetes T2 is also in large part genetic, and your genes determine how much abuse your pancreas can take before your body stops responding to your own insulin and you need extra help. In ye olde times, when there weren't so many fatties to go around, most T2 diabetics were older people with unfortunate genetics who'd become diabetic after moderate weight gain, pregnancy and/or large amounts of stress (and sometimes alcoholism), While weight loss and diet would help manage the disease, it was often for life because those people just had shit hand dealt to them and there wasn't much treatment available.
Now that the average person is fat as fuck, and lots of average people are hitting their pancreas' limit, diabetes is no longer mostly a disease of older people with shit genes... but that doesn't mean every fattie is doomed to beetus.
As many of our deathfats show, they're actually superhuman in many aspects like heart health, joint health and obviously pancreas' capacity for abuse.
Now that the average person is fat as fuck, and lots of average people are hitting their pancreas' limit, diabetes is no longer mostly a disease of older people with shit genes... but that doesn't mean every fattie is doomed to beetus.
As many of our deathfats show, they're actually superhuman in many aspects like heart health, joint health and obviously pancreas' capacity for abuse.
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Tess’s political spergout:
Tess seemed okay with burning buildings in the summer. Also, she’s calling for arrests to be made despite her numerous ACAB posts.
Tess seemed okay with burning buildings in the summer. Also, she’s calling for arrests to be made despite her numerous ACAB posts.
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It is very possible our gorl has the beetus, but is keeping quiet about it. No point to admit she is nothing but "hulthy, but BIG"
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Tubby Tess’s morbid obesity is as such that there’s a cornucopia of possibilities where she fucks herself over for life: infections, breaking a bone, the beetus, heart attacks due to clogged arteries, poor dental health, etc. The possibilities are endless for someone who weighs 400 pounds with no weight loss plan in sight.
There’s a good chance she just doesn’t go to the doctor. And if she doesn’t know she has bad cholesterol, high blood pressure, and the beetus...then how can she have it. I’m assuming that’s her train of thought with how dumb she is.
One of them WAS killed. What the fuck is wrong with people? I'm not surprised but i'm still disgusted.