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But... but if he already
has an iPad, why is he begging for money to buy an iPad? Dammit, something doesn't add up here...
Seriously, the absolute unbridled chutzpah of begging for an iPad
from an iPad, when everyone can see at the bottom of the tweet that that's what he's doing, is a wonder to behold. And so of course he dresses it up as needing a really
big iPad for when the beetus takes his eyes, when everyone knows iPads don't vary in size very much, except for the Mini (which we know he doesn't have, because he already told us he has a 10.2 inch).
Besides, if he got an all-clear from his eye screening, which he should have gotten shortly after the diabetes diagnosis, he shouldn't have to worry about needing large print for several years even if he does absolutely nothing to control his condition in the meantime (which is hardly inconceivable, but he did say he's on insulin and metformin). So even if he gets this tablet now, he'll probably go through a couple dozen more before he actually needs visual assistance. He tells his donors none of these things, and so they keep giving him money.