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Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Dax asking Jim to go on Ralph's show....
It's like Ralph has made Dax his bitch and is getting Dax to do his dirty work.
"Get my bitch a fake ID"
"Introduce me to Digi-ho"
"Make sure Riley brings me Dabs and Meth for Miami"
"Ask Jim to come on my show for me, I don't wanna ask him after the #KillAllPedos incident"
Guess being Dax's personal attack dog to go after Null was worth it?
And Dax shows what engagement for a $20k + A MONTH patreon looks like.
Clearly top tier fans who are super engaged and have a strong tight knit community of blue collar workers.
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If Karl from WATP had any balls he'd use this as a drop on the bonus episode they're recording soon, but we all know he doesn't.
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Suicide saga when?
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Dax is too much of a narcissist to ever off himself. My money would be on a David Carradine-style death
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Dax will never go out via suicide. I just can't see it.
Dax going out via David Carradine impersonation. That I can see.
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Dax lost a lot of e-cred when NP2 shut down. When NP2 was up, he was on the top of the IBS grifter pile. It’s all about the grift with these losers and you’re only as good as the last time you put money in their pockets. For Dax, that’s about six months ago so he’s sitting pretty low on the IBS totem pole right now.Dax asking Jim to go on Ralph's show....
It's like Ralph has made Dax his bitch and is getting Dax to do his dirty work.
"Get my bitch a fake ID"
"Introduce me to Digi-ho"
"Make sure Riley brings me Dabs and Meth for Miami"
"Ask Jim to come on my show for me, I don't wanna ask him after the #KillAllPedos incident"
Guess being Dax's personal attack dog to go after Null was worth it?
And Dax shows what engagement for a $20k + A MONTH patreon looks like.
Clearly top tier fans who are super engaged and have a strong tight knit community of blue collar workers.
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Any man that would unironically use the term "f-slur" in public, in any context, surrendered their balls to the ball-purse long ago and will never retrieve them.
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It's almost like his only reason for creating it was to have internet edgelords under his thumb so he could control their actions via goodwill or applying pressure when good will ran out. Lord knows he didn't have the balls to explicitly state what he wanted and tried to make it seem like NP2 made him $0 and was ran as a hobby for free cause he loves free speech so much.
Not soon enough.
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The Dick Show Subreddit: where Baked Alaska's greatest crime is criticizing Cuties
Bonus: Eurocuck doomposts, and Dick brings up Cuties as an attempt at a joke (archive)
Bonus: Eurocuck doomposts, and Dick brings up Cuties as an attempt at a joke (archive)
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Dax pulled a Ralphamale move and unfollowed Cecil McFly after she retweeted me making fun of him.
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I've talked with Cecil a hand full of times. She's a cool chick.
Funny thing is Cecil's channel took off with her research videos, Cecil is more popular than Dax... No seriously
I'm shocked Dax didn't try and kiss her ass and beg her to be on his show.
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That depends. How big are her tits, and does his lawyer want to sleep with her?
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Well last time I talked to her she had a boyfriend, so yeah Dax's lawyer probably would want to bang her.
She's vegan and in fairly good shape. So tall and thin. I'd say she's between a B and a C? She used to post a bunch of cosplay stuff some of which had a bikini top. She has a unique look, half of people say she looks like a man, half say she is pretty. Don't wanna derail the thread to be about unrelated stuff to Dax. If you wanna look at her her channel has video of her.
She's vegan and in fairly good shape. So tall and thin. I'd say she's between a B and a C? She used to post a bunch of cosplay stuff some of which had a bikini top. She has a unique look, half of people say she looks like a man, half say she is pretty. Don't wanna derail the thread to be about unrelated stuff to Dax. If you wanna look at her her channel has video of her.
Funny thing is she started out very small and was more of a fan of IBS and all that Jazz. Tonkasaw drama was when she took off a little, then Onision and the Zoo Sadism stuff is when she blew up (and unlike Dax she is not a fan of Onision or furries). She was an old school fan of Dick Masterson from MABTW days. Not a super fan or anything, just likes stuff that shits on women.
This is funny to me. Dax has spent the past year watching his old fanbase tell him he's become unfunny cringe and seen bigger people walk away from him cause of his retardation. Most people with a cult following would re-evaluate where they were going wrong and how to fix it. To an extent Dax half ass tried to do this when he interviewed EZPZ and asked "how can we get the whole gang back together"... But Dax is incapable of accepting he fucked up in any way and his idea of fixing things is more along the lines of a pick up artist thinking "what magical combination of words will give me what I want."
When you lose your old fanbase who made you what you are, and replace them with retards who repel people away from you (furries, pedos, felons, drug addicts, and over all failures at life) then blame the old fan base for "not getting/supporting you" you are setting your self up for a hard fall down. Eventually those losers will fuck up their lives to the point of no longer being able to give you money or grow up and leave you because they don't want to be associated with you.
When you try and cry to the old fanbase to love you again, they are not going to forgive or forget. The cost of a "make it right" penance grows every day your old fans get sick of you and get joy out of making fun of you to the point where you'll never be able to pay the cost of correcting things.
Interesting, look at how there is a clear drop in Patrons, but the dollar amount drops to almost the exact same point it did last time
But remember, his fanbase of virgin contest participants just alternates small $5 a month payments once a month... And they don't follow him on Reddit, facebook, twitter, or watch his youtube or download his podcast, infact you have to combine the total of all of those followings because to get the number he claims because they all hate each other and don't play in each other sand box.... but also is tight knit community.
Also Riley is totally awesome at his job no matter how many people he runs off or how much the fanbase hates him.
Also upwards of 90% of his fans give him money for a free show.
Also of the people who pay him $20 by the boat load only a little over a hundred (if that) tune in for the live feed; the only extra perk you get over the $5 level.
Seems legit. After all Dax would never lie or do something shady to boost his reputation and give the illusion of doing better than he was because if he got caught that would go against his own self interest because it would damage his reputation. We should all blindly trust in Daddy Dax, king of the internet retards.
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Dax is someone who's a very entertaining personality, smart enough to highlight things that not everyone will, but ultimately shouldn't be taken that seriously. He's an aging comedian in a lull who needs to get out of his weird Internet bubble and reinvent his gimmick.
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Dax forgot he was a comedian and started believing he was an "influencer" ya know, the same thing he makes fun of Maddox for.
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Still seems like a comedian to me, I think he's just getting old.
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What part of "the comedy routine" is him blocking people who disagree with his political takes or prove him wrong?
He blocked a dude over disagreeing with section 230 repeal.
He seeths over people not chanting his approved mantra for the JLH story.
He spergs over people pointing out his hypocrisy over his claims of victim hood vs. what he's done in the past.
He gets butt hurt if people like people he doesn't like (such as Jesse and Maddox).
I tuned out of his show because he stopped having jokes about stuff happening and started telling uninteresting stories he exagerates of his day to day life and tells people what the correct opinion is on current events.
He no longer has sketchs
He no longer has comedy writers
He's scared away all comedians, and not cause of "muh politics"
All his guest are either sycophants who worship him or political grifters
He occasionally throws a recycled old joke in before getting back to being a blowhard telling people how to think.
He is as much of a comedian as Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Ethan Ralph.
The show isn't a comedy show any more, it's an opinion circle jerk fest.
He blocked a dude over disagreeing with section 230 repeal.
He seeths over people not chanting his approved mantra for the JLH story.
He spergs over people pointing out his hypocrisy over his claims of victim hood vs. what he's done in the past.
He gets butt hurt if people like people he doesn't like (such as Jesse and Maddox).
I tuned out of his show because he stopped having jokes about stuff happening and started telling uninteresting stories he exagerates of his day to day life and tells people what the correct opinion is on current events.
He no longer has sketchs
He no longer has comedy writers
He's scared away all comedians, and not cause of "muh politics"
All his guest are either sycophants who worship him or political grifters
He occasionally throws a recycled old joke in before getting back to being a blowhard telling people how to think.
He is as much of a comedian as Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, or Ethan Ralph.
The show isn't a comedy show any more, it's an opinion circle jerk fest.
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He's not a comedian. He just pretends to be one on the internet. One third of his "material" is stolen from Adam Carolla, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and Al Bundy from "Married... with Children," repackaged for autistic zoomers. The rest is #MaddoxLost reminders and variations of "Woman, am I right?" jokes that have existed since the inception of comedy.
Even his podcast is just a half-assed O&A/Howard Stern/Adam Carolla Podcast wannabe shock jock radio show. Kiwi Chris was supposed to be his Bobo/Wack Pack. The voicemail "rages" might as well be calls into the "F You" Line on Sirius XM. His legendary "What's your Dad like" pick-up line was a Jim Norton joke. You can even listen to the earlier episodes when he tried to fake a Carolla-ish accent.
It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.
Even his podcast is just a half-assed O&A/Howard Stern/Adam Carolla Podcast wannabe shock jock radio show. Kiwi Chris was supposed to be his Bobo/Wack Pack. The voicemail "rages" might as well be calls into the "F You" Line on Sirius XM. His legendary "What's your Dad like" pick-up line was a Jim Norton joke. You can even listen to the earlier episodes when he tried to fake a Carolla-ish accent.
It's not comedy. It's a grift. That's all it ever was.