Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[hesterprynne]

Guise,

I am having trouble deciphering where we are in the Chantal Cycle. It appears as though she is experiencing every phase of the cycle simultaneously and her life has converged into one confusing woke bingey health journey. Her off-track video alone had the entire chart in it.

What is happening? Have we reached the Chantal Singularity? Are we in a black hole now with the end of times approaching?

Help.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Preachy nutritional expert Chantal is back, "Iceberg lettuce doesn't have much nutritional value." Pepperoni pizza, big macs, and fries have even less, but she will always justify eating those. (Cue "I don't want to hear it.") And yammering on about how much she likes the sandwich when it is clear that she does not.

Also, chock full of excuses as usual. Can't take walks because THE ICE! MUH VERTIGO!

 

[shameful existence]

small changes here and there
someone doing mukbangs lost weight
so yeah anyway
homemade one doesn't taste the same
this stops me from binging
nutrients
quality nutrients
good carbs
you know what she means?
her body wouldn't be happy with a salad
analysis of a nutritional value of iceberg lettuce
journey
low fat yoghurt
can't let herself feel hungry
satisfaction, satiation
gonna work hard... oooh it also has peppers in here
vegetarian
adding beans means adding protein, fiber and vitamins
sauce is concentrated at the bottom of this
vegan Activia
not too full, could eat another one
BUT that would result in too full
let's just wash it down with the yoghurt
tummy hurts just thinking about the stuff she usually eats
this was healthy
ordered out, yes, but this had vegetables
heehee
listened to her body, it doesn't want junk
BODY, you listen to it
healthier options
she's not an expert, but she's been learning


I'm not laughing at her lack of ability to break the cycle. I don't even think the meal is that bad - although I'm sure people will have a lot to say about it. But the repetition she's somehow deaf to herself is hilarious. Her therapist would find her channel extremely informative, I hope she'll get a link

 

[Who Now]

How the actual fuck does anyone think these pants are ok? Even Chantal can't be this stupid, right?

I don't know why she insists on buying these plastic pants. They show every bump and lump and I'm sure she has to use extra Vagisil itch cream after wearing them.

She's vile

Well Chins, at least his name is in it. Unlike you, who is neither a Foodie nor a beauty


Not that I think any of this is true, but let's say the therapist/dietician is real.
She is going to drag out this "intuitive" eating crap as long as possible. But there will come a time when she will admit the "therapist wasn't for me" once she starts having to take accountability from them. She is coasting right now and giddy that she doesn't have to change anything for the moment. That's probably why she is so high over this therapist. Because thank God she doesn't have to change. She will worry about tomorrow, tomorrow. Today, its eatin' time

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

My therapist said this, My therapist said that. You needed a damn therapist to tell you not to eat until you felt as if you were going to explode? Well no shit, anyone could've told you that. How much more longer until she quits the sessions and hops right back into Fast Food Fridays? This phase is so redundant and boring.

 

[inquizadoor]

Spoiler: recap: healthy food is sooooo satisfying

-didnt bother with an intro just gotta get to the food
-an unplanned video, bc she has no content ideas
-she just fucking woke up, cpap marks on her face, probably ordered that before she even got out of bed
-pita pit has been her 'go to' when ordering out, so on top of the stuff she shows us shes also ordering this
-nothing says healthy for a diabetic like a sugar slush, i mean smoothie
-would you believe her dietician didnt recommend this?
-shes only had one session with her but its not "one size fits all" especially when nothing fucking fits you
- shh tic bc its been a bit
-its vegetarian so that makes it healthy despite all the shit on there
-its too hard to make videos of anything but stuffing her face so why bother
-her life is boring 'right now' bc of covid. sure jan
-she did a 'healthy' meal plan in bed, which is just a fancy way of saying she laid around fantasizing about what she wanted to eat that day
-shes gonna do ANOTHER series, called "health swap" where she does healthy versions of the crap she loves. bc thats worked before
-its not a series if you only do 1 episode by the way
-she cant make stuff at home bc its just not the same as fast food
-this will keep her full for a "long time" (2 hours TOPS)
-the nerve of her sitting there talking about nutrition like she has any clue lmao
-she likes the pita bc its "like a salad in a wrap" and it looks like a "huge meal" but thats just the veggies
-her totally real therapist gave her homework, shes supposed to write down her 'food rules' that she does for mere hours at a time every year or so
-her therapist says that binging happens for a reason (fat)
-cat on the counter again. super squeaky cat voice uurhrghghh
-still havent filmed abominable peetz (of course)
-theyre not filming it in the house bc she has such bad cabin fever right now
-totally not her fault bc she cant go for walks bc ICE and SNOW and also did you know she has VERTIGO? she cant walk or shell die she HAS to lay in bed a lot
-shes gonna be so full after this meal, thats why shes already talking about other things to eat
-her therapist told her its not good to actually be hungry, bc then you over eat! she laid around in bed so long that she got TOO hungry so thats why shes eating so much
-press x for doubt that chantal has ever let herself feel anything but slight tinges of hunger before stuffing herself to busting
-she has nothing to talk about
-ope nvm shes sperging about beans now
-she wasnt gonna film this but she was ordering the food anyway (but we dont know what she eats off camera...mhmm)
-the only thing she cant think of to talk about besides food is the shows she binges on netflix
-idk what wentworth is and i dont care
-cat voice with a mouth full of food. and now the singing. i hate
-food down her shirt, such class much delicate
-she got some hair shit that wont work bc shes fucking going bald
-she congrats amy slaton on her spawn and....trisha paytas on her engagement? really?
-she keeps trying to assure us that after this meal shes gonna be full for so long, maybe she wont eat again until dinner! (considering a normal persons dinner time is probably a couple hours after she filmed this, i believe it)
-shes so full! except she could eat another small pita too, or another half of one (this means she ordered more than one, and will be eating the next one shortly)
-her tummy hurts thinking about ordering a burger, chicken sandwich, fries and putseen, etc. lmao she cant stop thinking about it
-shes craving healthy stuff shes ~listening to her body~
-her BODY wants healthy but her BRAIN craves junk...except when her body craves cheeseburgers
-shes NOT saying shes a nutrition expert guise, its bc shes LEARNING
-she could not make it more obvious that shes still hungry and definitely about to eat more

tl;dr fat. hurtling ever faster towards and early death. but this time with VEGGIES

 

[Asspats & $uperchats]

This bitch can't be decent for one day can she?
Quit calling it a tummy bitch. You aren't 5.
You are a 450 lb mama sow with a gunt. BIG DIFFERENCE!!!

She has some nerve putting down Robin when the only places she goes are to drive thrus.

If I was so void of a life that I considered a road trip to an Orange Julius exciting, I sure as hell wouldn't be throwing shade at anyone else, but this is idiot Cuntal. No one is allowed to point out the obvious to her pea brain.

I agree...there is no therapist or nutritionist.
A nutritionist is all about healthy foods, healthy lifestyle choices and weight control.
No reputable one would tell that bitch to just keep on doing what she is doing, and make small changes...bullshit.
That nutritionist alone would spend an hour going over just the healthy food options.
That lying sack of shit is incapable of telling the truth about anything.

 

[Dutch Courage]

So, she is supposed to write out her "rules" she imposes upon herself about food, at the behest of her "therapist"

Of course, she has no rules except that healthy food must be made unhealthy if it is to be eaten, there must be enough food to leave her feeling stuffed, cheese and dip must always be included, and never listen to anyone who says "you shouldn't eat that"

Then, she's supposed to write about her "emotions" regarding her "rules"

She prefaced all of this by saying that she won't tell us "everything", just "this and that" "here and there".

She has no fucking clue of the bind she is in. Anyone remember when I posted the medical research report that she only has a 75% chance of surviving 5 years due to fatty liver disease? In other words, a 1-in-4 chance of being dead within five years?

That figure did not assume a simultaneous affliction of untreated diabetes type 2 with blood sugar readings through the roof and sugary drinks, pizzas, chips, rice, stuffed pitas and whatever else crap she's had clutched in her fat mitt.

Mathematically, her odds of surviving 5 years are a lot worse than one in four.

So, for the haydurs who have been tuning in for years and need to free up time to get on to other things in life, your wait, statistically speaking, may be much less than five years. She will not come to terms with this, ever. She can be blind and have limbs amputated, her kidneys and liver failing, and she will be posting irate messages browbeating her "followers" for showing concern while she tucks into another monster meal while blithely talking about "emotions:

 

[Feelinsick]

Robyn the Explorer has schizophrenia as far as I know. I have no idea if he lives with his parents but if he does, he has a valid reason to do so, even though many schizophrenic people are able to lead completely normal lives. He also has a girlfriend.

Chinny should be ashamed to be shaming him when she shares the house with a retarded autist who also spends the day in his bedroom.

 

[Petty_Crocker]

She really listened to her body guise!!! If you just really really listen then you can be successful too y’all !! Her face looks like sand paper ... Does she have enough hair for that brush and those clips ??? Sugary smoothies are truly the way to become a skinny legend !!! Ok I’m done. Oh sorry not done,her mentioning Prissy P’s 100 pound weight loss means she will now justify mukbangs and eating however she pleases because Prissy did it. God help us all the fatties will now use her as their Jesus !! Edited because I forgot a plot point that will surely lead to a future belligerent rant.

 

[Taco Dan]

Chantel loves telling us the "advice" her "therapist" gave her in the pre-consultation consultation. The worst is: "My therapist told me never to wait until I am too hungry to eat, then I will eat too much or bad foods..."

BITCH, you just told us you just woke up (see the lines from my cpap machine?). So, how does that apply to you. You didn't get busy and forget to eat until you became desperate and your decision-making was impaired... YOU JUST FUCKING WOKE UP!

Chantel is going to do whatever she wants in the face of increasing negative consequences. If I was her therapist, I would lose her as a patient. There is nothing in it for you to have this bologna cow use YOUR honest help to justify HER piggish behavior and generally making YOU look like a quack.

 

[brooky]

Because thank God she doesn't have to change. She will worry about tomorrow, tomorrow. Today, its eatin' time

Tomorrow never comes and today never ends. This is what the monks call "living in the moment." Chantal is truly enlightened.

 

[Burger King]

I'm so glad she's finally done with Burger King and Taco Bell. Vegetables, Fiber...Nutrition!!!

 

[Barbarella]

I put her video on and promptly fell asleep. My God, she's boring when she's like this.

I did hear her mention the dietition. Never having used one, I'm uncertain what goes on. But she says her first meeting was a 15 minute phone interview where they discussed her problems and needs. Then she said her next appointment is an hour long in person meet...where they discuss her problems and medical needs. (again?) Is the dietician just going to take Chantel’s word or does she get medical records?

And if she gets medical records, as she should since she was referred, wouldn't she immediately draw up a very strict plan so Chantel can control diabetes and protect her liver? (The fact that Chantel won't follow it is beside the point)

It's clear that Chantel expects people to coddle her in her behavior. Professionals won't, thus she's lying.

 

[drunkduck]

Therapist this therapist that, Chantal is a big fat pig blah blah blah, but did you hear that Abominal Petes is coming out this weekend? Chantal manages to create some of the greatest short films of all times. Get excited for it.... At least she won't be stuffing her face in the video. Maybe behind the camera while she films her masterpiece though.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

If (that's a big if) Chantal was referred to a therapist & dietician from her doctor, they would have her medical records.
No one blindly starts treating someone over a phone.

Unless she's calling that BetterHelp place Amber was hawking a while back.

They would know she's over 400 pounds & what serious medical issues she has. A dietician would pull together a meal plan based on her records, not what she tells them in a 15 minute phone call. They would know exactly what she should be eating & portion sizes would be noted.
Getting her on track immediately with a meal plan is their job.
What Chantal is talking about is fantasy.

She must think people are as dumb as she is.

There is no therapist or dietician. I'd be surprised if her doctor at this point even took her calls anymore.

She is still gaining weight. When you go a week or so without seeing her, it's easy to see.

She probably has those food delivery guys bumping into one another at the door. I don't believe she goes more that 15 minutes without eating if she's awake.

When she says we don't know what she's eating the rest of the day, of course we do.
The camera tells us everything.
Chantal lies.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She fully farts followed up with a grunt while Peets is stirring the meat.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Abominal Petes

I think after the last video and posted pics, the movie should be called "Abdominable Peetz."

She is smug af, pushing 450+ ibs, as she talks about what she has eaten, is eating, will be eating and would like to be eating.

At least Honors English Chantal has most of the tenses represented.

eta There is no dietician or therapist, she googled the theories and is intuitively spewing her diarrhea word salad--cuz it's got veggies!!

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

I had to laugh when she said her therapist told her to write down all her "food rules" and "restrictions."

Bitch, what? You have no food rules or restrictions! That's your entire fucking problem.

That sounds like homework they would assign to an anorexic.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Notice how she said normally she'd eat a whole one, and a smaller one, but she doesn't think she'd do that today because she's full... so that means she does have the small one, too, right?

According to the pita pit site (the us site, not .ca, the calorie counter wasn't working on the .ca site), her pita has 825 calories, 48 grams of fat and about 1600mg sodium and 75g carbs. I didn't even bother checking out the smoothie. Some healthy lunch.