Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

The Democrats stole so many votes that they lost seats in the House, had to go to a runoff to tie the Senate, and Biden’s proportional popular vote was pretty much exactly on par with Hillary’s in 2016 (overall turnout being higher on both sides).

Really makes you think about how fucking stupid these people are

edit: I checked and Biden did end up about 2.5-3% higher than Hillary, but that couldn’t possibly be for any reason other than vote fraud, right?
Like I said before, these people think that the presidency is the only branch of the government that matters.
 
I'm not nearly as upset about this as people might imagine, don't worry about that. If you want to poke fun and run a victory lap, I genuinely do not mind. When I say I'm disappointed, I'm only saying that I'm disappointed that Joe Biden won the election instead of the candidate that I preferred, because I do not like the man, his policies, his history with politics, and I don't think he's the best choice to lead the country. It doesn't help that he acts like he's five minutes from death, and his Vice President is a power-hungry, crooked cop. Plenty of people disagree with me and would say similar things of Trump and Pence's obsession with religion, and that's fine.
Fundamentally, when you've posted in the various threads here and there, you tend to outline your perspective, your reasoning, why you take a given avenue, so-on, so-forth. And so even if we may disagree, I can follow your line of logic and try to place myself in those different shoes. You dislike Biden's long history with politics and Kamala's entire being; I was concerned about Dems being able to threaten to pack the court if Manchin has to step down for any reason. People might disagree with any of these takes, but you can at least trace them - you can disagree with the logic.

This is so fundamentally different from a lot of the other posters in those threads - I genuinely cannot understand how one gets to where they are. I can't place myself in their shoes, because they almost seem to be acting on instinct and have fully inserted their self-worth into the idea that they haven't been wrong and they haven't been misled, so of course everything they read that protects their ego must be true. I don't know what you can do with people like that except to autistically try to mine salt from them.
I think about the only way it could be overturned would be if it's literally a pardon he can't grant. I don't think he could pardon himself. While I don't think there's a precedent for it, I think that's because it's so obvious he can't. He also can't pardon state cases, so if he tried to do that, I think that could be disregarded. Otherwise, though, the power is nearly absolute.
The ability of the president to pardon himself is something the founding fathers probably never conceptualized or believed would happen, which is why the pardon on the whole is one of the few frustrating oversights in the constitution. There's no precedent for it, but there's a lot of legal theory about it - if he tries, that one's going to the SCOTUS. Where they will rule it is absurd and he can't do that, but still, it'll be a shitshow with like 30 Dershowitz articles about how it's totally possible.
I almost respect for Pence for handling the counting of the votes so well. Almost
Pence's tenure as governor and much of his political beliefs and history have essentially been erased at this point - history will remember him as Trump's VP that refused to be a lackey, and that's not the worst blurb to get about yourself put into the history books.
I have a friend (who also reads the farms hi faggot you know who you are) who says that this Capitol rush was a plan by the liberals to sweep house and that this is just like Turkey where there was the failed coup to smoke out all the dissidents in the military.
I'm guessing that he doesn't know who Gulen is, or that Gulen lives in fucking Pennsylvania. Gulenists are a genuine faction in Turkey that did want to overturn the state; Erdogan did not launch that shit as a false flag. But once it was launched, he went far far far far above the necessary crackdowns becaues when you threaten a state, you give it every single excuse to do whatever the fuck it wants to you. These idiots listened just once to "lol optics don't matter look at portland," never once considered that portland is not washington DC, and immediately learned why optics matter -- and the rest of us now have to put up with the fallout of their retardation.
Imagine Kiwis complaining about being doxed.
With the MAGA MAGA MAGA warriors, you rarely need to use your imagination.
If Trump is removed/resigns before January 20, Mike Pence will beat William Henry Harrison's record for the shortest presidency in US history. How embarrassing would that be?
It will be about as embarrassing as the capitol being stormed by a bunch of fucking idiots who were doing nothing to conceal their identities, who fully believe that covid isn't real so it's fine if they bunch up in tens of thousands in the cold, who posted selfies of themselves and were shocked that the FBI found them.

But not as embarrassing when Trump learns that if he is removed via impeachment, the congress can decide to bar him from ever holding future office (article I section III last paragraph)-- he would, of course, learn this on the exact day in 2024 when he launches his campaign.
 
Especially since he (allegedly) accidentally set off the tazer shoved down his pants while trying to steal a painting of Tip O'Neill. No idea if that story is actually true, but that story gives me a chuckle every time I think about it.
This has replaced Rudy's press conference in a landscaping company parking lot next to a dildo shop as the funniest moment of the post-election malarkey.
 
Thank fuck the borders to the farms are closed, we get enough error messages as is. Plus we’d glow like the fucking sun. And can you imagine how annoying an influx of Q boomers would be once they discovered stickers?
 
Like I said before, these people think that the presidency is the only branch of the government that matters.
What do you expect? So many of them “just got into politics” in 2016. I have a “friend” I used to argue with who never once voted except for Trump and gets confused when I read bits of the Constitution to him. “That’s not what it says!!!” But it does mister. I’m literally reading from it now.
 
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THIS NIGGA ON THE RIGHT WORE HIS WORK ID!!!

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Thank fuck the borders to the farms are closed, we get enough error messages as is. Plus we’d glow like the fucking sun. And can you imagine how annoying an influx of Q boomers would be once they discovered stickers?
The threads we have right now as containment seem barely enough to do so. Banned from everywhere else, the internet's Roma and Gypsies congregating here will keep on heating and heating until they get to fedposting. Maybe the FBI should cut nool a check for hosting such a useful honeypot?
 
The threads we have right now as containment seem barely enough to do so. Banned from everywhere else, the internet's Roma and Gypsies congregating here will keep on heating and heating until they get to fedposting. Maybe the FBI should cut nool a check for hosting such a useful honeypot?
We already have a retard who's made their avi an image of the congressmen crawling under their desks and is glowing like the Elephant's Foot about how patriots need to "do worse" and are "waiting for the sign of weakness".
 
We already have a retard who's made their avi an image of the congressmen crawling under their desks and is glowing like the Elephant's Foot about how patriots need to "do worse" and are "waiting for the sign of weakness".
Almost everyone in that thread is talking shit like society's about to collapse and fall apart, when the reality is that they've just made it less likely than ever to happen. Government can now carte blanche isolate resistance with the open and obvious assistance of the business establishment, which is absolutely fucking important if you want to have supply lines to feed an actual "insurrection."
They're planning out all these blazes of glory in their head and imagining that shit's going to get real rough soon, as if all the fucking surveillance put into place since the 70s just won't apply to them. I would bet half of them aren't even using a basic-ass VPN.

They've definitely sped up the inevitable censorship and crackdown on the internet, though.
Once again I'd ideally hope people just get the fuck off of the goddamn internet, but they might have to actually get a hobby or a life at that point so fat chance.
 
We already have a retard who's made their avi an image of the congressmen crawling under their desks and is glowing like the Elephant's Foot about how patriots need to "do worse" and are "waiting for the sign of weakness".
Shit, I just don’t want to wade through page after page of blurry, improperly uploaded sideways images of “evidence” brought to us by Brenda-Anne from Appleton, Wisconsin.
 
Twitter's Holocausting the Trump spergs who went to the rally and Parler's being yeeted into the deepweb. Null knows that if the boomers ended up here, that'd be it for this site being anything but A&Niggers crying about politics forever.
I almost feel like new registrants need to take an exam on like CWC lore before they can post

The boomers are invading our homelands and destroying our culture! Go look at leaked nudes of Kevin Gibes getting his mutilated dick eaten out like the rest of us!! 😡
 
I almost feel like new registrants need to take an exam on like CWC lore before they can post

The boomers are invading our homelands and destroying our culture! Go look at leaked nudes of Kevin Gibes getting his mutilated dick eaten out like the rest of us!! 😡
Stellar idea. They should have to do an image captcha consisting Chris’s unclit, Phil’s stink ditch, the hooligan goblins shitting themselves(RIP my sweet angels), and pixieterrys nudes.
 
FUCKING BOOMERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also, losers getting yeeted off Twatter for breaking the rules over and over is literally the Holocaust:

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The sad thing is their fears are not completely misplaced. Big tech does enjoy a lot of power and its getting stronger all the time.But the problem is the only time that the issue is brought up is when some of these types attempt something absurd like take part in a coup.Its kind of hard for people to see the genuine risk when the loudest ones shouting are taking part in an insurrection.Maybe we're all fucked at the end of the day no matter what direction you choose.
 
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