Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[iafiv]

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A bit off topic but it fits here.

 

[Mason Verger]

The cope is reaching galactic levels. How long can the Qoomer fanfic continue? At what point do they admit to themselves that they got duped?
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For real though, compile all this bonkers bullshit into one narrative and it’s a pretty good alternate reality espionage novel. Like a Tom Clancy book, but for people that never graduated high school.

 

[Norvic]

The cope is reaching galactic levels. How long can the Qoomer fanfic continue? At what point do they admit to themselves that they got duped?
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That's not even cope at this point, it's just Trump extended universe fanfic.

 

[The Last Stand]

Perhaps if the Trumpers put as much effort into wearing masks and practicing precautions as they did that DC stunt, we wouldn't be in the COVID predicament we're in now.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

Perhaps if the Trumpers put as much effort into wearing masks...

...they wouldn't be getting rounded up en masse for that DC stunt.

 

[The Perplexing Ms. Escape]

FUCKING BOOMERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also, losers getting yeeted off Twatter for breaking the rules over and over is literally the Holocaust:

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I always wonder if these people forgot what their life was like before making social media accounts.

 

[The Last Stand]

GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE VATICAN HAD A BLACKOUT!

VATICAN BLACKOUT: Pope arrested on 80 count indictment for Child Traf…

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VATICAN BLACKOUT: Pope arrested on 80 count indictment for Child Trafficking, Fraud​

conservativebeaver_skphjv  Posted onJanuary 10, 2021
UPDATE: It appears that Pope Francis tweeted out this morning, however Conservative Beaver has confirmed Pope Francis has a social media team that schedules his posts, and this one was pre-planned. If you click on the tweet, you can see TweetDeck was used to schedule the post.
Pope Francis is still in Federal Custody in Italy, hence, he has not been seen on video. The FBI are enroute for the interrogation, according to sources.

I read 10 minutes ago there's a blackout in the Vatican and you were arrested.
— Shoe Repair Lady (@ShoeRepairLady) January 10, 2021

VATICAN / ITALY – Pope Francis aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio was arrested Saturday in connection with an 80- count indictment of charges including possession of child pornography, human trafficking, incest, possession of drug paraphernalia and felony fraud.





'Big Daddy' Vin

@vinsinners
#Vatican is using dark mode #blackout
8:51 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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Tim Young

@TimRunsHisMouth
What's going on with these blackouts... including the Vatican?
6:05 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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The Italian National Prosecutor’s Office confirmed it ordered the arrests, and filed the charges.

• Man arrested on drug charges now facing 63 additional charges including child porn, human trafficking in Limestone County

Military officers, Italian police, and their Sex Crimes Unit went to the pope’s home in the Vatican, they arrested him and several other high ranking officials, and placed them all under arrest without incident. People near the scene have reported hearing gunshots, but the Police would not confirm if they were the ones firing the weapons.
Pope Francis is currently being held in an unknown prison, being interrogated by Federal Agents working for the state of Italy and Interpol. The FBI is reportedly making arrangements to fly in and interrogate him once Interpol is done with him.
Giuseppe Governale, Italy’s chief anti-mafia prosecutor, was called in early into the investigation into Pope Francis and others within the Vatican. He said the group was “underestimated” and particularly dangerous because of its ability to proliferate across nations and infiltrate them.

“These individuals are truly the worst of the worst in society. I can promise you, we will not stop targeting human trafficking until we put a stop to this despicable trade in the Vatican and Italy, as well as surrounding countries around Europe. While I am a lead prosecutor in Italy, my department will strive to protect our citizens, especially those that need us most, our children”.
— Giuseppe Governale

In order to make the arrest, police and military agents had to cut off the power in the Vatican, as well as dim the live cam. This was noticed by web-sleuths, who quickly became suspicious of what was happening in the Vatican.






anoncat




@anoncatnews
BREAKING ALERT: Following a nation-wide #blackout in Pakistan, there is now a widespread blackout at the Vatican.



2:19 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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@Remaining33
BREAKING: The Vatican is going through a blackout.

2:19 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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Some people speculated the Pope could be the “first arrest.” And it appears they were right in their speculation. According to the Interpol agents, this is the “first out of many.”






Dennisse

@DennisseLisseth
Replying to @TheRealDOQ
Maybe the Pope will be the first arrest that will shock the world.
6:58 AM · Jan 10, 2021

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The judge has imposed a EU wide publication ban. Fortunately, the ban doesn’t affect Canada or the US, and the Conservative Beaver received the exclusive scoop for this story via a confidential Italian contact.

Google is delisting results! Be the first to tell the world the TRUTH! Share this article NOW!​

FAKE NEWS IS HIDING THIS! What a ... oooh. Debunked.

But they eat it up anyway:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Clearly if you don’t like Trump, you are brainwashed by the mainstream media. Also the amount of copium here is high.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

The Republicans seem to have realized that the party is in deep shit... they're calling for unity and pleading for the Democrats to not impeach Trump. That is, let him get away with it and let the party get away with it too. Thankfully, the Democrats aren't listening.

It's amazing how many people have cut all ties with Trump. Some companies are going farther and refusing to donate to any of the insurrectionist congressmen. Like I said, deep shit.

Clearly if you don’t like Trump, you are brainwashed by the mainstream media. Also the amount of copium here is high.

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Do they really believe it? I guess they do, considering last week, but what'll happen when Trump is gone?

 

[FencePost]

I always wonder if these people forgot what their life was like before making social media accounts.

I swear to God, I think they have. We had that guy from before the crash that thought twitter is our new national alert system and now these millions of idiots, including state representatives, who think being denied the ability to shit up someone's timeline on facebook is the death of free speech. It's their hardware and platform, Senator Grandpa, they can do what they want with it. Make a new account, read the EULA this time, and quit glowposting; or better yet, learn to code and make your own social media platform.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I swear to God, I think they have. We had that guy from before the crash that thought twitter is our new national alert system and now these millions of idiots, including state representatives, who think being denied the ability to shit up someone's timeline on facebook is the death of free speech. It's their hardware and platform, Senator Grandpa, they can do what they want with it. Make a new account, read the EULA this time, and quit glowposting; or better yet, learn to code and make your own social media platform.

The problem with the latter is that you tend to attract the sort of people social media platforms don't want.

 

[Neil]

Twitter's Holocausting the Trump spergs who went to the rally and Parler's being yeeted into the deepweb. Null knows that if the boomers ended up here, that'd be it for this site being anything but A&Niggers crying about politics forever.

No truer words have been posted. I hate how a site meant to be used to laugh at, discuss, and eternally document any weirdo regardless of race, creed, nationality, religion, sexuality or whatever freely got crammed in the same category as morons who want to sperg about how evil lefties are while typing up lengthy fantasies about Minecraft IRL.
Making fun of trannies and furfags doesn't mean that the site should be KiA 2.0

Stellar idea. They should have to do an image captcha consisting Chris’s unclit, Phil’s stink ditch, the hooligan goblins shitting themselves(RIP my sweet angels), and pixieterrys nudes.

I almost feel like new registrants need to take an exam on like CWC lore before they can post

The boomers are invading our homelands and destroying our culture! Go look at leaked nudes of Kevin Gibes getting his mutilated dick eaten out like the rest of us!!

There legitimately used to be something like that years back. Around 2016/2017 you had to watch the full length video of Chris in a bra fucking his PS3 and then type out his full name to even join the site.
That should return, but even more hardcore. Like you need to draw an outline of Chris's bent duck with only a mouse and have moderators verify said drawing's accuracy in order to join the website. The slowness of that very process will be enough to ensure that only the creme of the crop join the site, only the most dedicated of freaks can laugh at other freaks.

Clearly if you don’t like Trump, you are brainwashed by the mainstream media. Also the amount of copium here is high.

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>scream at the sky
those people really do love that little video clip, don't they
shit's like a high to them, they keep desperately wanting to claw their way back on top and be le ebin "fuck your feelings" shitposters even though that moment's passed them since at least November.

The Republicans seem to have realized that the party is in deep shit... they're calling for unity and pleading for the Democrats to not impeach Trump. That is, let him get away with it and let the party get away with it too. Thankfully, the Democrats aren't listening.

It's amazing how many people have cut all ties with Trump. Some companies are going farther and refusing to donate to any of the insurrectionist congressmen. Like I said, deep shit.


Do they really believe it? I guess they do, considering last week, but what'll happen when Trump is gone?

Cutting all ties with Trump is basically just covering ass and futureproofing one's career. Hawley and Cruz seem to want to sink with the ship, and all power to them.
I seriously do hope Trump is still a factor in 2022 and 2024, even in jail. I hope his cult still has a strong enough pull on the Republican party and splits their vote for years to come, kinda like how the Bernie bros sapped away some votes from the Democratic party with their write-ins IIRC.

 

[Muh Vagina]

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

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You'd almost think that they WANT Biden to be a dictator.

 

[The Last Stand]

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In other words, he was the one that stormed the Capitol and they're coming for him.

Dude needs to realize that people aren't just hunting down Trump supporters, just the ones that raided the Capitol.

 

[iafiv]

I gotta admit i did not expect Trump to attempt a coup. But only because I assumed someone would tell him 'boss a coup requires time about 2 years only an idiot would attempt one with 2 months of preparation'.Or someone to tell him 'even if you get DC the country will collapse into civil war the day after'.Someone could have said 'you can drag your court battles and run again in 4 years or simply leave the country'. None of that seemed to work.

 

[Bani]

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Imagine thinking a ban from Twitter is tantamount to being sent to the gulags, Christ. Twitter is a private business, and they're allowed to kick you off their site for literally any reason. It's really not much different from being asked to leave a bar or restaurant. Like @FencePost said, there's literally nothing stopping these guys from making their own sites (and many of them already have.)

 

[The Last Stand]

Like @FencePost said, there's literally nothing stopping these guys from making their own sites (and many of them already have.)

And said sites are being shut down, literally. Shame really because there's tons of potential of lolcows there.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Almost everyone in that thread is talking shit like society's about to collapse and fall apart, when the reality is that they've just made it less likely than ever to happen. Government can now carte blanche isolate resistance with the open and obvious assistance of the business establishment, which is absolutely fucking important if you want to have supply lines to feed an actual "insurrection."
They're planning out all these blazes of glory in their head and imagining that shit's going to get real rough soon, as if all the fucking surveillance put into place since the 70s just won't apply to them. I would bet half of them aren't even using a basic-ass VPN.

They've definitely sped up the inevitable censorship and crackdown on the internet, though.
Once again I'd ideally hope people just get the fuck off of the goddamn internet, but they might have to actually get a hobby or a life at that point so fat chance.

These people have spent the past 4 years bitching about Big Tech censoring Conservatives only to spend the last 2 months posting murder fantasies on Twitter and Facebook and completely justifying that censorship with their failed coup.

I love that to these retards getting deplatformed from the internet for being violent psychos means we're in 1984.