Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
No, she openly admits to it but also says she's 'doing the work', whatever the fuck that means.
She’s eating cake, donuts, and other pastries in solidarity with BIPOCs doing the same thing. Somewhere in the world a black person is eating cake or a donut and Tess must eat nonstop to be in solidarity with them at all times.
 
Why are people suddenly differentiating between black/indigenous and POC? Like I know they put black people on a pedestal but why are they now considered separate? Because let's be real, if you stop including black under POC you might as well drop the term altogether because what else would it be used for? Asians and Latins are considered white unless the wokesters need to make a point and no one cares about Indians.

Obviously it's just all one big virtue signal but jesus, at least try to make sense.
The best I can come up with is that they separate them out because black/indigenous people have been specifically screwed over by whites in the past, but more obviously they don’t want to include minorities who are doing really well like Asians and Indians because it ruins the narrative.
 
I'm sorry what? Who considers Asians Caucasians that's retarded.
IdPol jackasses. Burn Loot Murder. White race traitors. Asians (of ALL SHADES) and Hispanic/Mexican/Latino are Schroedinger's minorities:

Precious POC when they can be used as a cudgel against white people to subjugate them.
White if POC expresses an independent thought--a huge NO NO with their Rudyard Kipling White Man's Burden handlers.
 
Tess, being the stunning and brave activist she is, is finally okay to be on Twitter now that Trump is gone. Such courage. B8C884D2-EAFF-4DDC-ADE8-3B25A9B5BA2B.jpegE16EFFA3-3DD1-4D57-B3C7-94F93D5F2D51.jpeg5E71F29E-1E98-4F99-973D-B000FF663338.jpeg4BBCA98E-49D3-468C-9ADC-322204778A0E.jpeg
 
It's Model Minority bullshit. Asians supposedly are hard working and therefore aren't oppressed in society like Blacks and Natives.

I will admit that you don't see very many South Asian offenders in prison (although they definitely exist) but East Asians and Pacific Islanders are becoming more and more common, especially people of Samoan, Hmong, and Vietnamese descent who are involved in street gangs.

The idea, however, that Asian Americans do not experience adversity and aren't worthy of being included in discussions regarding racial disparities is stupid and SJWs are just making shit worse by perpetuating it.
 
Amazing, these people know nothing about the discrimination Asian immigrants faced when they first started coming to America. There's a reason Chinatowns and Little Japans/Tokyos exist in every major city.
They'll remember Japanese Americans had their property and businesses stolen from them when they were placed in internment camps during WWII... when it fits their argument.
 
Woke people are forever playing a game of cards with each other, where black people trump asians, asians only trump white people in certain situations, trans people trump most everything and a Queer Black Non Binary Trans Person is like a full house.

Oddly enough, most of the people playing this card game are white. Maybe it’s more like a game of Pokemon. I just did an awesome trade and now I have a Native American friend in a wheelchair, I’m gonna be hard to beat at the next tournament when I pull THAT out of my back pocket! How many oppressed identities can you catch and battle with?
 
Tess could actually drive to Manzanar, as in Farewell to Manzanar, it's less than 4 hours from long beach, and learn about Japanese internment camps, but there are no champagne sheet cakes there. Good bakery in Bishop though. Nobody tell her.

Glad the farms is back. Missed you gorls. Thank you Jersh

Edit to add the place. If you ever find yourself in Bishop, CA or skiing at Mammoth mountain, biiiiiiittttccchhhhh. https://schatsbakery.com/wp/
 
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If you're doing well and have equal to or greater than the money/success than white people do then you're "white". A large population of Asians and Indian people have a strong work ethic. It seems if you try and don't whine you're privileged. Well spoken and educated black people are called Uncle Tom. It's all fucked up.
 
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For fuck's sake!!!

The straight line on the shirt? The lack of fabric wrinkles? The OVERLAP ON HER HAND?!!?

This is nothing more than a block of eyedropped color put in place to cover her stretch marks and her huge fat roll. It's not even subtle.

Love the dumb flare effect, too. Lookin' so pro there. Adore how it just completely vanishes over the shirt, where it should /be most prevalent/ when it's still clearly visible over her lumpy skin.

Also love the grainy, blurred quality of everything on this photo. Like that'd hide these lame attempts to cover imperfections.

And love how the blurred effects make the fact that she took in her sides more obvious - when everything is blurry except the edges of the fabric on the lower half of your gunt, we know what happened.

UGH.
 
Got this screenshot before it was promptly deleted. “I just want to show ya’ll how easily folks waste OUR time” is apparently a good reason to publicly shame someone in front of a 2.1 million audience. Who is the our? Ryann always tries to make herself look like a martyr when she’s really just being a bitch.
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Fuck you Ryann. This person was either trying to find a polite way to say "after meeting you I'm not interested" or they realized that they can't offer a relationship you are looking.

I'm thinking this person realized Ryann here is a raging bitch and decided to back off before it's too late.
 
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