New episode today.
Sean puts sugar in his coffee, Dick is ugly, Sean remembers why he’s called the LA Based Comedian, THOTs are in Dubai, we’re all gonna die, and 80’s Girl has started hand rolling cigarettes.
Thicc Masterson ate half a tub of cookie dough thinking it was ice cream, and now it’s time for the Politics.
Sick is tired of everyone pointing out the media being hypocrites because we all already know, The Siege At Ram Ranch was not just funny, but also based and redpilled. Dick is of the opinion that a court hearing about the election would have probably been a better idea than just political memes, and private businesses can do what they want, except they can’t and we’ve learned that this year, so fuck Twitter.
Dicks sympathy for mobs invade places ends at Ram Ranch, and he finds it odd that anyone was surprised. A little history lessons about the Red Scare, Eisenhower, and Teller who was a maniac. Dick is also tired of smugposting Boogaloo Bois.
Dick has gone full doompilled, voting doesn’t matter anymore, and is banking on Crypto. He also believes that apologies are mainly just to keep things moving, and most are insincere.
As a self described criminal, Dick also believes that criminals like him are the ones who can point out flaws in systems, ‘set a thief to catch a thief’ and all that.
On Carson, Dick first says that everyone loves to find a new pedo. That, basically, there’s a schadenfreude to it. Short story short, a 19 year old kid and a 17 year old kid were in lurv, and that that’s not what grooming is. He also goes on to say that the idea of a ‘power difference’ is retarded and misogynistic. Because if Carson had any power, he wouldn’t be taken down by a retarded girl two years younger than him.
Men are better than women at sports, even with hormones. Baked Alaska got taken down at Ram Ranch. Rages, advice, Ari read some news, Animal Corner, Ari’s ex had a foot fetish, and Cantillians called in to say hi.
See you next Tuesday.