Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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New episode today.
Sean puts sugar in his coffee, Dick is ugly, Sean remembers why he’s called the LA Based Comedian, THOTs are in Dubai, we’re all gonna die, and 80’s Girl has started hand rolling cigarettes.
Thicc Masterson ate half a tub of cookie dough thinking it was ice cream, and now it’s time for the Politics.
Sick is tired of everyone pointing out the media being hypocrites because we all already know, The Siege At Ram Ranch was not just funny, but also based and redpilled. Dick is of the opinion that a court hearing about the election would have probably been a better idea than just political memes, and private businesses can do what they want, except they can’t and we’ve learned that this year, so fuck Twitter.
Dicks sympathy for mobs invade places ends at Ram Ranch, and he finds it odd that anyone was surprised. A little history lessons about the Red Scare, Eisenhower, and Teller who was a maniac. Dick is also tired of smugposting Boogaloo Bois.
Dick has gone full doompilled, voting doesn’t matter anymore, and is banking on Crypto. He also believes that apologies are mainly just to keep things moving, and most are insincere.
As a self described criminal, Dick also believes that criminals like him are the ones who can point out flaws in systems, ‘set a thief to catch a thief’ and all that.
On Carson, Dick first says that everyone loves to find a new pedo. That, basically, there’s a schadenfreude to it. Short story short, a 19 year old kid and a 17 year old kid were in lurv, and that that’s not what grooming is. He also goes on to say that the idea of a ‘power difference’ is retarded and misogynistic. Because if Carson had any power, he wouldn’t be taken down by a retarded girl two years younger than him.
Men are better than women at sports, even with hormones. Baked Alaska got taken down at Ram Ranch. Rages, advice, Ari read some news, Animal Corner, Ari’s ex had a foot fetish, and Cantillians called in to say hi.
See you next Tuesday.
Did you copy and paste this from the website or write it yourself. It comes of like an Ad bumper instead of a summary.
 
My personal theory is that eventually, every man will get sucked into the Croc Singularity.
Once you stop having to be attractive, that's when the countdown starts.
Nah, my objection to crocs is utilitarian. There's no situation where crocs would be safe to wear that shower shoes or barefoot would not be better.

Crocs are ugly and provide not warmth, protection, nor athletic support. Guys exclusively wear crocs when they want to be funny and have no jokes.
 
Nah, my objection to crocs is utilitarian. There's no situation where crocs would be safe to wear that shower shoes or barefoot would not be better.
Crocs are the best boating shoes, they drain easy and float.
Also, apparently nurses wear crocs a lot, according to people I know.
Destigmatize Crocs!
 
Crocs are the best boating shoes, they drain easy and float.
Also, apparently nurses wear crocs a lot, according to people I know.
Destigmatize Crocs!
Nurses have no business wearing shoes with openings. Disgusting.

As for boating, I always wore steeltoe boots on ship, but maybe things are different when you go on the water for free.
 
Nurses have no business wearing shoes with openings. Disgusting.

As for boating, I always wore steeltoe boots on ship, but maybe things are different when you go on the water for free.

Rubbers are standard in my neck of the woods, but then the water up this way is very cold. Crocs would be a good way to lose your toes.
 
I always forget this waterhead defended Cuties. Then I remember how stupid it was. Even for him. No, especially for Dax. Dax is a pretty superficial guy so he should understand intuitively that a movie saying one thing and depicting another is being disingenuous.
You know, like a woman dressed to fuck insisting she's "not like that."
 
He's not a comedian because he could not find a way to work the word "standing" into his act this week and instead cited (possibly inaccurately) the opening scene from the Matrix. I thought "maybe he's thinking about a standing joke, maybe it's on the way." I was wrong.

Edited for missing words.
 
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I dont mean to bring back the DMT drug talk but I saw this article for a drug bust in Ca a few hours from the mansion.

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weird that there s no meth.
 
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