Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Troons don't understand that the trannies who pass work extremely hard to maintain their appearances, and Kev just doesn't have the discipline to maintain a strict diet and exercise program, or the funds for decent cosmetic surgery.
Thinking about the ones I know who pass well, Nikkie from nikkietutorials looks to be on the chubbier side but in that case we're talking about a professional make-up youtuber so that's a different type of effort that lazier troons wouldn't bother with.
 
What, dieting? Eat actual food instead of plasitc junk and snacks? And eat less of it? Who's gonna cook all that disgusting shit anyway? Like leaves and potatoes and fresh meat, yuck!
No, Kev's fine with Cheesy Puffs and potato chips and pop-tarts and whatever, he just needs to work out, 20 minutes of cardio a day sounds just like fine.

He could also try eating eating dick and ass since he's always cooming on twatter dot coom anyway, IDK.
I wonder if Kev's got type 2 diabetes already because it wouldn't surprise me at his weight.

That said, if he did we'd notice him begging for more life saving medicine.
There are also troons, I mean true and honest laydees, that will fish out used pads and tampons from public toilets and use those.

But again, women are supposed to be cool with sharing our spaces with them or we're fucking terfs.

Kevin has a piss fetish that we know of, so more degenerate shit (possibly literally) wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
Yeah. There used to be a subreddit that documented all of this but unfortunately it got memory holed by the Reddit jannies.
Troons don't understand that the trannies who pass work extremely hard to maintain their appearances, and Kev just doesn't have the discipline to maintain a strict diet and exercise program, or the funds for decent cosmetic surgery.
That said, troons who pass are a lot nicer than those who don't try to pass and I have a lot more respect for them. I'll gladly respect Blaire White's pronouns and call her a woman, because she's worked her arse off to get to that stage. There's no way in hell I'll do that for Johnny Yaniv.
 
So you don't have to go find the thread, :gunt: barely beat him.
Which honestly feels like a travesty to me sure he put up a good showing but how many times can he release a video of him huffing the shit of a mentally damaged woman half his age who he just happens to be having sex with. frankly I think Gunt is going to hit a point where like Chris he's just too pathetic, too fundamentally broken to be funny fast.

Where as Kevin and the tranch seem to be in it for life we got another five to ten years of entertainment easy out of these deranged female impersonators.
 
Saw this in Rhys' thread:
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Who knew that video gaming ability was correlated with testosterone and estrogen amounts.

Also lol at "doesn't happen as much IRL"
 
I wonder if Kev's got type 2 diabetes already because it wouldn't surprise me at his weight.
if kevin had anything like that we would know about it. He wouldn’t give up the chance for a “look at me I’m special with my invisible illness“ as well as an additional reason why he shouldn’t do any work on the ranch.

btw Kev Kev, since you can totes slay on the elliptical... any chance you can get out and haul out some of that hay before it rots? Maybe shovel some dung outta the “barn”? Oh sorry you gotta focus on your overwatch match...

Congratulations Kevin Gibes for taking 2nd place in the Lolcow of the Year 2020 awards. That's pretty damn impressive. This thread turns a year old tomorrow.
This time next year I predict a win, perhaps they will follow in the gunts footsteps and get their own sub form?
 
Thinking about the ones I know who pass well, Nikkie from nikkietutorials looks to be on the chubbier side but in that case we're talking about a professional make-up youtuber so that's a different type of effort that lazier troons wouldn't bother with.
“Pass well”
“Nikkietutorials”
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To be fair he makes an effort, but that doesn’t mean he passes.
 
"I just don't want you to wreck your body"

From, uhhh, doing 20 minutes of light cardio a day?

Fucking lmao, yeah Kevin, take a break, we wouldn't want you to harm your body now, would we?

Kev could do twenty squats a day with no weight and see better results, and they wouldn't have needed to buy a damn elliptical for it. And it would take him like five minutes, leaving him with fifteen spare for fingering the amhole and unboxing toy robots or whatever the fuck he does all day.
 
Normally I agree. Your body needs rest days as the reason you build muscle is bc it's healing after your work out. However, 20 mins a day on an elyptical means you still have 23+ hours to rest so....
He's going to use this "take a break" excuse to literaly never work out.
Hell be tired in day and say "oh, I should take a rest day" and then never touch it again.
I agree, this would be true if Kevryn was doing HIIT or any other high intensity cardio for an extended period, such as, I don't know, jogging / running around the tranch and enjoying the beautiful scenery and crisp winter air? This is pathetic. Not to mention, like many others have pointed out, if he would engage in some ranch work or house cleaning, he would burn a decent amount of calories considering his height, weight, and gender. I'm surprised being Penny's housework maid slave isn't something that appeals to his coom brain. Who am I kidding, though, that would only leave, what, two to four hours of videogaming time left in the day, and Kevin couldn't simply bear to reduce his screen time to such scarce numbers.

Considering Kevin is biologically male and maybe 5'10", his basal metabolic rate is most likely 1,700-2,000 calories burned daily just by existing. This does not even factor in any kind of physical activity. This would literally be the amount he burns if he were sitting in a hospital bed in a completely vegetative state. Factoring in his total daily energy expenditure, his total daily calorie burn is probably around 2,300 because he's a lazy shit who does nothing but coom in a gamer chair all day. If he wanted to lose weight, he would barely need to try. He would just have to diet a little bit to shed maybe twenty pounds before he would need to think about actual physical activity. But who are we kidding, Kevvy needs his chicken nuggies and hot pockets more than he wants to look like a person and not a deformed, mutated potato with caterpillars glued on for eyebrows.
 
Already thinking of changing your screen name now that kiwis found them eh?
Maybe, but he strikes the type of person to be loud and proud online about it especially given that's his handle everywhere and he hasn't tried to change his Twitter handle constantly cause of this thread.

Not surprised he constantly plays Overwatch all day though. That's like the most accurate thing ever.
 
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